Hiiiiii pplz of the world! My name is Zoe and as you MAYBE have noticed I'm a little crazy which makes me more fun ;D! The pairings I'll be using (I'm only going to be writing for Harry Potter stuff) are: Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Neville/Luna and etc. Neville/Luna isn't really in the books but I like them. DOW DOW DOOOOWW! Harry/Ginny is my favorite couple sooo... XD Okie back to my profile...

Music: anything except screamo o_o

Movies: Um lemme see...Harry Potter, 13 Going On 30, Juno, Dead Like Me: Life After Death, 2012 (IF YOU HAVE SHAW VOD GO RENT IT AND WATCH IT!!) and a lot more that I can't list cause I forgot the names! xD

Books: Logan Family series, Harry Potter, Crossroads, Speak, Go Ask Alice, Avalon and a lot more. lol

SHOWZ: Vampire Diaries (Vampires!!), iCarly (ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD, LONG CREDDIE STORIES? I can only find oneshots and super short fics D= but good stories are aewsome too :D)

Colours?: gold, red (I'm a Gryffindor), white, neon pink, black...

I'm obsessed with anything that involves Harry Potter, Logan Family Series, Creddie, a tomboy, totally insane...zzz...(dunno what possessed me to put that in)

oThEr ThInGs:

Singers: Avril Lavigne, Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood, Sarah McLachlan, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift...(there are more but I put them in later) (not in order from the one I like best to the one I like worst)

Bands: Metro Station, The Jonas Brothers, Nightwish, Krypteria... (not in order from the one I like best to the one I like worst)

I can be serious, it just doesn't happen often. You can't be me! I'm Sirius! OLD JOKE IS OLD, SIRIUS!!

Age: Ten! I'm very tall too, 5"1 or something. Don't hold my age against me, I look thirteen! >.>

http://www.youtube.com/Morningdew1435 (OMG MD PRODUCTIONS W00T lol)

Websites I like: aqworlds.com (OMG CHECK ME OUT I'M MidnightStar456!), youtube.com (Morningdew1435 =D), facebook.com (0_0) and lots of others XD

MY STORIES I AM WORKING ON OR WILL BE IN THE FUTURE:

InCREDDIEble Randomness-- iCarly, Creddie, T or higher perhaps. Multi-chapter! =DDD!! Dirge For The Dead is going to be in here as an OC, I hope. That okay with you, Dirge? lol =3 She's going to be Sam's OC sister. I'm cutting out Melanie because I haven't seen iTwins yet and am thoroughly avoiding it for no reason, plus I don't know how to write her character. Dirge isn't going to be like the rest of her family...You'll have to see, people!

Sapphire-- Abandoned until further notice. No seriously, I haven't been writing it.

iThink I Said OK-- iCarly, Creddie, T or lower, OCs will be created, I believe. In the world of iHate Sam's Boyfriend! Working on this right now, will hopefully be a multi-chapter unless I forget how to update D:

(Unknown)-- Harry Potter, Draco/Colin, NADA OCs, sequel to 'Hope'. I swear, I don't know what the title of this story is going to be. D:

Okie Dokie Artechokey-- Sequel to iThink I Said OK, unknown...will be a multi-chapter, hopefully LOL =

Maybe One Day-- Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, T or lower unless something changes, OCs will not be created. Unless it's children. lol :P

The Appearance Of Harry James Potter-- Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, T or higher perhaps, no OCs. :P Will be a multi-chapter unless I forget how to update xD

CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME MORE TIME TO FIGURE OUT SOME STORY IDEAS? LOVE YUU LOL _

Stories are taken off the "working on" list when completed.

Friends I'd Like To Mention: Amber (on here she's xxdarkxrosexx), Michelle (Kite Fox on here, look her up!), Sath (He's seriously kill me if I put in his real name. He hates it), Darren, Bayleigh, Dan, Julian (COLLEGE DUDE! Lol), Michael (A girl, pronounced like Mikayl) ANNNDDDD Ian!! XD LOVE YOU GUYS!!

Favorite ships:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Neville/Luna

Cary/Melody

Draco/Colin (Don't ask, okay?)

Remus/Tonks

Snape/Bellatrix

Stefan/Elena

Dasey (Yes, LIFE WITH DEREK!! X3)

Ledwin (I have proclaimed Lizzy/Edwin, Ledwin! Just for fun lol. Hinny sounds weird and so does Garry...O_o That is one ship that should NOT be a combined name ship...)

I ship ANYTHING in the Harry Potter universe except for anything Harry/? or Ginny/? cause I'm such a huge Harry/Ginny shipper :P

Creddie (Carly/Freddie)

Spam (Spencer/Sam)

Those are pretty much the only iCarly ships. I will ship anything in any book/TV show/cartoon unless it goes against Stefan/Elena, Creddie, CaryxMelody or HarryxGinny, which pretty much means no Elena/Damon, Stefan/Vicki, Harry/Draco, Ginny/Dean, or Seddie etc. I ship anything for Invader Zim (but preferably Gir/Gaz and Zim/Dib...don't even ask, I read a story that were those once, and I fell in love with the ships x3) and Chronicles of Narnia.

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend? '94 Ho Draft (LOL I don't have a boyfriend :D)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? Twisted (I say that in the morning? Strange.)

3. Your teacher is... Freak Out. (He does, actually, when I don't do the work. LOL)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Love Just Is. (My teacher must have problems...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? Dignity. (They DO have dignity.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Full Circle. (That's nice. She thinks I'm a full circle! :D)

7. How do you feel right now? Got Me Going Crazy. (Who's making me go crazy?)

8.What's on your bedside table right now? Simple Song. (Hua? I don't have a song on my bedside table O_o)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? Kelsey. (OH GOD THAT SOUNDS WRONG.)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see... Get Out Of This Town (Okay, that's confusing.)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? I'm With You (So not what I said...but rather appropriate, I do say so myself. Don't ask why.)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Gangsta Sermon (It's not a song, it's a little thing in my iTunes. I don't know why it's there, it's on the album...Strange, too, cause that's not what the title would be xD)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Bottom Of The Ocean (I SO WOULD IT'S A GOOD SONG lol)

14. Your life's theme song? Anywhere But Here (That works. I do often wish I was somewhere else or something lol :D)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? The Bed (I do have to go to bed...)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? Where Did I Go Right? (Okay, that makes NO sense WHATSOEVER. I would pick something cooler, too, so that's out.)

17. Your motto is.. Things I'll Never Say (Oh yeah, that fits really well! I'm not being sarcastic, it does!)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... Keep Holding On (No, already have that song.)

19. What did you dream about tonight? When I Think About Cheatin' (Um no. It was actually something really cool that I'm making into a story :D Is that weird? Am I the only one who does that? PM me if you have or are planning to =3)

20. Any last words? These Four Walls. (NOOOOOOOO it's not cool D:)

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.

Just read this, it will make a difference.

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-ass cuz she thinks shes

stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you

she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:

"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"

All you guys out there...do these things. All you girls out there...THIS is a real boyfriend, who loves you, and who you love. Not someone who abuses you and cheats on you. Someone who respects you, cares for you, helps you get better when you're sick. This is the kind of boy you want to meet, date, get engaged to, marry, have ten kids and grow old with.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

I took a quiz, it's called What Is Your Supernatural Talent? These are my results:

Your talent is to read people's souls.-You can read people's souls by looking them in the eyes.

SO COOL!! =D

Favorite Quotes: (Ones with multiple people speaking are in quotations and have the speaker's name like so: So-And-So: Blahblahblah. Got it? Kay :D)

"Freddie: Oooh, cashews, I love cashews.

Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper?

Freddie: I dunno, puberty?" xD I love Freddie LOL Creddie 4Evaaazz!!

You have the emotional range of a teaspoon! --Hermione Granger.

There's waffles in em!! --Gir

YOU'RE LYING!! --Zim

IT'S EVERYWHERE!! --Me

Why did it have to be follow the spiders?! Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?! --Ron Weasley.

Is it supposed to be stupid? --Zim

I don't know. --Gir

There's no respect. --Freddie

"Carly: WHEN DID YOU GET SO STRONG?!

Freddie: SAME TIME THE VOICE GOT DEEPER!!"

"Carly: Wanna play on the swings?

Freddie: Will you push me?

Carly: Yes!" xD

"Carly: Peeper.

Freddie: Whaaat?"

I LOVE CREDDIE W00T yehz, I'm gonna keep making a huge deal outta such :D

WHOA giant pumpkin! --Carly (one of my favorite quotes EVER)

WE'RE BOUNCIN'! --Freddie (yeah I love him lots X3)

Don't worry, he's actually fairly sane. --James Potter (from Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee :D You should check it out, this particular quote makes no sense unless you do. DO IT NOW!! Harry/Ginny btw xP)

You have problems. --Hermione Granger (from Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 =D!! Yes, once again, IT MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS YOU READ THE GODFORSAKEN STORY!! Go look 'er up then find that story somewhere within her other eighty-three stories! It's NOT shipless! It is Harry/Ginny(I believe), but that's probably MUUUUUCH later in the story...)

Tom Riddle. I'm fairly certain you're a pedophile. --Harry Potter (once again, from Oh God Not Again!...I still want you to read this story! I read way too much fanfiction, but I can't live without it so WHO CARES ;D)

I arrived moments ago. --Duke

If it means being with you, it's not a lie, it's a necessity. --Melody Logan

List your favorite HP characters in a random order from 1-12. (WARNING: I LOVE REMUS AND TONKS TOO BUT I FORGOT TO PUT THEM IN INSTEAD OF BELLATRIX AND DUMBLEDORE. SORRIE)

1. Ron

2. Harry

3. Luna

4. James

5. Lily

6. Hermione

7. Sirius

8. Dumbledore

9. Fred

10. George

11. Ginny

12. Bellatrix

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Hermione/Ginny? Yes, I'm sad to say I have. I don't recommend it. (Siriusly, I don't.) (NOTE THE REALLY BAD JOKE!)

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? As hot as Harry.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? IF BELLATRIX GOT DUMBLEDORE PREGNANT?! I would freak out. SINCE THAT IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Fred? No...DON'T ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN!! I had an incident where I almost read a Fred/George fanfic D:

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Um...neeeeeeo. 0.0

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Um...Lily/George or Lily/Fred? Neither. That would be bad. They're even worse than James...plus there would be the risk of ending up with the wrong one during seduction :)

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Okay...Sirius walking in on Harry and Bellatrix? THAT IS SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. But he would scream his head off and hex both of them into oblivion =3

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Luna/George? Um...Luna snogs George randomly and later they have sex and have ten kids who they all name Elvendork :)

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? That's highly unlikely unless said person who wrote it was high on drugs and completely insane.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sirius/Bellatrix...hm. Bellatrix is so misunderstood that Sirius comforts her by killing her so she doesn't have to commit suicide :D

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? OH GROSS. ARE YOU ASSUMING FOUR IS A GUY AND ONE IS A GIRL?! EEEEEEEEEEEW THAT WOULD BE BEYOND DISGUSTING!!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Sirius slash? Um...No. Because most of them are guys and the rest hate slash. I have a perfectly good reason right there, hon.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No...I don't want to think about that.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I tried to. Very suckish drawing of what looked like a stickfigure.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Okay. No. Harry/James/Lily is too gross to think about. MAJOR ULTRA MEGA DISGUSTING INCEST RIGHT THERE, YOU DO REALIZE??

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I HAVE TO THINK UP A PRANK THAT INVOLVES SEX!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um...I wouldn't write a songfic about Dumbledore in the first place...

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: I wrote this during a sugar high and while I was listening to my brother talk about his sex life. Do not read. Dangerous content ahead.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Hey, your eyes are the colour of pickled toads. That's sexy." But Harry would be like "OKAY WHAT THE HELL!? CREEP!!"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I've never read a fic completely about Lily...but I'd say probably like a few months ago...But I don't remember anything because I was the juice equivilent of drunk.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? She had sex with Ron in the library. :D

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Ginny would not shag Fred.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Um...Neither because they'd never get together?

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Lemme see. Ron and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with James. Ron, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Bellatrix, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Luna? Okay, bucket full of incest there. The title would be: Don't Read This Goddamn Story, It Was Written By Me While I Was High And Drunk, So Just Don't Read It. Nobody would write it and nobody would read it...

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Sirius/Dumbledore? You're joking? I would die...Wanna know how? Heart attack.

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

If your profile is too damn long, copy and paste this onto it. It'll just get a tiny bit longer. That's all.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

YOUR REAL NAME: Zoe

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) - Zoeizzle...

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Red Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne Wyndham o_0

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Menzoies (my mum never got married to my dad...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Gold Apple Juice xD

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Onneuba. On-E-Oo-Bah 0.o (once again, mum and dad never got married)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Father's middle name): Paul -_- I'M A WOMAN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. That's annoying >.>

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bailey D:

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't like the idea of abortion. It's not just because of religion, it's also because a baby that hasn't even been born, is just wrong. Even if you "no longer want the baby", you should've thought of that a long time ago. Think about the life you're . Think about that wonderful person inside of you that's about to come out. Would YOU really want to go through such ? You shouldn't do something like that to someone you don't even know yet. :( Copy and paste this if you agree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

I Am Lilly (not mine!)

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable .
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great
Mummy I was a good
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Stereotypes:

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm , so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a smartass.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a , so I MUST have a -tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a ist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm an OREGONION so I MUST white people.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL , so I MUST be gay.

I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a , so I MUST be a .

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a .

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a .

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do .

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE , so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of friend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking .

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible .

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a huge DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a IST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF S WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have , so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a .

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be SUPER Y and be conceited.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST look mad good.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm DOMINICAN so I MUST eat PLATANOS.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm ANOREXIC so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST have a lot.

I'm a who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a flirt.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small .

I'm MIXED so i must be f up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a ist

!PASS THIS ON IF YOU THINK STEROTYPES ARE INSANE! How many of them are you? I copied this off of someone's profile, and the bold aren't me. Eating, speaking my mind, wearing black, no religion, vegetarian and dressing in unusual ways are.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura, xsasusaku4everx, dark vampress, Insanity Is More Fun

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate comercials about cerial, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura, xsasusaku4everx, dark vampress, Insanity Is More Fun

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

24 (awesome) WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming theMission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me too

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

if you love Harry Potter or iCarly so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever, xsasusaku4everx, dark vampress, Insanity Is More Fun

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Insanity Is More Fun

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever, xsasusaku4everx, dark vampress, Insanity Is More Fun

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rains wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you've ever said "ow" or "ouch" when something didn't actually hurt, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

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Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

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MY TWENTY MINUTE SURVEY:

Start time: 4:34

Name: Zoe Menzies

Sisters: None

Brothers: None

Eye Colour: brown

Height 5"1

What are you wearing right now? Um...white turtle neck, black jeans.

Where do you live? Canada :D

Favorite Drink? Apple juice and Kool Aid? lol

Favorite month? April!

Favorite breakfast? I don't usually eat breakfast, but cheese toast :D

--Have You Ever--

Loved someone so much it made you cry? Ummm yes...

Ever broken a bone? No.

Been in a police car? No.

Been on a plane? No...

Felt like you wanna cry and have no freaking idea why? Yeah.

Been in a hot tub? Lots of times.

Swam in the ocean? Yeah =D

Fallen asleep in school? Partially.

Broken someone's heart? Possibly.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call? No, I have not.

Saved e-mails? Yeah =P

Been cheated on? Yes :(

--What is--

Your room like? Very messy.

The last thing you ate? Um...Doritos :D

--Ever Had--

Chicken pox? Yes.

Sour throat? Uh huh.

Broken nose? Uh...no O_o

--Do You--

Believe in love at first sight? Sorta.

Like picnics? Yep :D

Like school? Not usually...

--Questions--

Who was the last person you IM-ed? My (surrogate) brother Julian and my friend Amber...we were in the same IM =3

Who makes you smile? Um...All my friends and my surrogate siblings when they're being cute and/or funny :D

--Who--

Did you last yell at? Um...Surrogate brother Danny. lol

Do you like filling these out? Yeah O_o

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? Glasses. :P

Do you like yourself? Occasionally. When I'm in a good mood I like myself :D

--Final Questions--

What are you listening to right now? Roll To Me by Del Amitri.

What did you do today? Played on the computer...

Good singer? With certain songs, yes.

Diamond or pearl? Both! Diamonds are my birthstones =

Are you the oldest? Am I the oldest of who? -_-

Indoors or outdoors? Indoors.

--Today did you--

Talk to some one you liked? No.

Get sick? No.

Sing? Yeah.

Talked to an ex? No.

Miss someone? No :(

--Last person who--

Was in your bed? Me!!

You talked to on the phone? My cousin, Bryce...

Made you cry? A song.

You went to the mall with? Mum =

--have you ever--

Been to Mexico? No.

Been to Canada? I LIVE IN CANADA!

Been to Africa? No.

Been to Korea? No.

--Random--

Do you have a crush on someone? Yeh.

Best feeling in the world? Being in love, I suppose. lol, I really don't know...

Future kids names? Andrew, Kristine, Lilly, Christopher, Nicole, Matthew...I have more! =P

What's under your bed? Um...my dog? I have a huge gap between my bed and the floor, you do realize? lol =P

Favorite sport to watch? That would probably be hockey since I don't like any other sports. lol

Favorite location? I dunno...home?

Who do you really hate? My ex, Kai Tu.

Ever liked someone you knew you didn't have a chance with? Yeh. Made me sad D:

Are you lonely right now? Kinda :(

TIME FINISHED: 4:54
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