NOTICE : I AM TRYING TO FIND A CERTAIN NARUTO STORY I READ A LONG TIME AGO. IT WAS WERE ALL OF THE MAIN 16 CHILD NINJAS(NARUTO, SASUKE, HINATA, SAKURA ECT.)WERE ALL JINCHURIKI. EACH HAD THE DEMON 'AWAKENED' SO TO SPEEK. lATTER IN THE STORY SOME EVIL PEOPLE, CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, CREATED, I THINK, 100 MORE JINCHURIKI THAT THEY THEN HAD TO FIND. i CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, THE SUMMERY, THE RATING, THE NUMBER OF CHAPTERS, OR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THE STORY. IF IT IS FAMILIAR PLEASE TELL ME! I RELY WANNA READ IT AGAIN!

NOTICE 2: SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG. SCHOOLS BEEN HETIC AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WRITE FOR A WILE.

Name: You don't want to know... Trust me... It's an evil name.

Age: 16

Birthday: September 15th

Eye color: hazle

hair color: brown with faint red streaks(Only seen in sunlight).

Quotes: I don't suffer from insanity... I ENJOY IT!) What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.) Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd. Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.) You know what we need...? SOUP!(Got this from Brainiac five in the legion of super heroes) The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes(It means no matter how good you are there will always be darkness in your heart and visa versa)

known languages: Know English, and a bit of Japanese, French, Germen, Spanish, and Lakota. But not too much. Mainly curses, songs, and insults. My dad can speak German fluently. I have a speatch problem that causes me to slurr my 's's and say my 'r's like there 'w's, it makes me sound like I am from Brooklyn or London acording to other people who keep asking me when I came to where I live.

Updating: I do have a semi crazy, insane, and psycho but mostly ordinary life so it may take me a while to update. I have Asperger's Syndrome.

Flames: I do take Constructive critisum. And I also like it when people tell me my mistakes, so I can fix them latter. But if you flame me, I will decler you an evil clown Dummy, also I will put them out with MY WATER POWERS! They don't call me Aquagirl for nothing.

I love vampires, transformers, werewolves, anime, accents, cartoons, the song 99 Luftballons, scary movie 1,2,3, and 4, songs in different languages, lullaby's, water, being insane, freaking people out at school, exploding things, pirates, ninjas, and marshmallows.

I hate: fire(More like afraid, not realy hate, i'm just realy scared of it), being shocked(electricuted),Christmas(Bah humbug), clowns(THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Kill them!), Dummies(THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! kill them!), Clown Dummies(HOLY (Beep) THEY'VE JOINED FORCES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Kill them!), the fact that the ghost of a clown-dummy has pasesed our vacume and seams to like my mom because it only works for her, stupid people, people who are evil for no good reason, people with really big ego's, preppy people, and Just plan stupid evil big ego people.

Deviantart profile link: http://aquagirl555.deviantart.com/

NOTICE: I once shared an account with my older sister Ladydragon 010. If you like slash, VAMPIRES, harry potter, maximum Ride, and lord of the rings, go read her stories

how I got story ideas:

Bloodsucking Brady bunch: I thought of this when I was reading up on it on wikipedia and re-watching the movie over and over again and that line rang through my head.

Phantom Chaos: I was high on marshmallows, RC soda pop, weird Christmas cookies, pizza, chocolate and listening to Toy box, Boogie woogie wo wo, and the Sandman... I was not in my right mind... my sister being hyper on mountan dew did not help...

Bug Brothers: I was listening to the song Brothers (A Really good FMA song) and I saw a video about Bumblebee and Wasp with this song. Good Video. Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvPkSr8z0

Loonatics: The begining: I've had this story for a long time. Don't remember how I got it.

Bug Brothers 2: Megatrons plan: I got this idea just after typing Bug Brothers up.

99 Luftballons: The way Random Blitzwing loves to sing all the time i guessed he would love to sing in front of a crowd, but being a Decepticon that would never happen... Also he had a German accent so I guessed he could also speek German as well.

Random things...

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

Come join the dark side! (We have cookies.)

Now that you've joined the dark side are you surprised there's no cookies?

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile :-)

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile:-)

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism :-)

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If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy for Transformers copy and paste this on your profile!! That means now!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If when you go to sleep (or Language Arts) you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Organization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Blood Shifter, shimmershadow30, Aquagirl555.

If you love transformers C&P this to your Profile.

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You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle （mostly Camaros and Volkswagens) thinking its Bumblebee.
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun.
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (Barricade is a mustang.
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime.
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag.)
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-Whenever you see a cool vehicle you wonder if it is a transformer in disguise.
-You read this entire list and added to it.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like toast.

If you think the semi-colon(;) is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.Crazy is when you purposelly dance around Like a Retard on Crack! Crazy is if you've ever spent the whole day in you pajami bottoms and sports bra, while dancing around to punk music! Crazy is when you memorize all of your favorite icons and then randomly go about quoting them. Crazy is when you say some malfunctioning electronic devise is possessed by evil Clown-Dummy-Ghost! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Bite-The-Bullet,SinSkyeon, Aqua-girl555

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Bite-The-Bullet (for so long that my body starts to hurt from lack of sleep),SinSkeon(For hours I would just sit here and Read Fanfiction,or Yaoi.), Aqua-Girl555

1) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a werewolf or a Demon.

2) Werewolfs are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

3) You like twilight but hate it when girls start going on and on an ON AND ON ABOUT HOW "AWSOME" EDWARD IS!! IT GETS REALY (BEEPing) ANOYING! Every day, Edward this, Edward that, Abraham hit me with a wifle ball bat.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer(LOL).

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

...And you just tried to sing the songs, to see if it was true

...And now you are laughing because of your stupidity copy and paste this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone asked you how old you were and you said the wrong age, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Intalic

the ones that fit you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (... JESUS WAS A BROTHA HOMESKILLET!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby

FRIENDS: Lie to you to make you feel better
BEST FRIENDS: Tell you the strait out truth

"Wake Up,Get on computer,Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat" (If thats what you do copy and put ur name. Sin-Skyeon, Aquagirl555)

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are AAH(Annoying As Heck) post this on your profile

Pick your 10 favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions

1. Gaara
2. Shikimaru
3. Rock Lee
4. Shino
5. Kakashi
6. Hinata
7. Haku
8. Iruka
9. Kimimaro
10. Anko

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

yes.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

no, he's a sexy beast (lol)

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Impossable! but it would be funny, maybe it would have something to do with shukaku.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine

no, and sometimes it make me mad! he's just misunderstood!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

maybe, but probably not, then again, with two's history of women i wouldn't be surprised.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

eh, four/nine more likly

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Probley not care

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

alright. six isn't troublesome so that would be good for two. Pulse it would unight the Hyuuga and Nara clans.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Probly not, i dont think four likes older women.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dogs and Raccoons don't mix

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Not sure, i'm not good at writing slash.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

don't know, but they would make a good crack couple.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

I would chose 'Kiss this' Aaron Tipion (sp)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Bi, threesome, and lemony goodness.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

We both teach, but do you think you could teach me a few 'things'?(Think I heard something like that on a movie somewhere?)

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Ten: Uses snakes to grab Eight. Hay there cutie? Have ya got an answer to my question?
Eight: studers well... I.. but the children... I can't.. what would they think... and the parents! I couldn't!
Ten: I'll take that as a yes. Kidnaps eight and takes him home. Eight doesn't show up at the school the next day.