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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Mars, Paradise Kiss, Harry Potter, Itazura na Kiss, Rurouni Kenshin, and Honey Hunt. A college student. A fangirl. An obsessive collector of shiny earrings. Broke. Sleep-deprived. Have recently discovered that I can, indeed, walk around in six-inch heels, so I spend a lot of time ogling shoe store windows and wobbling around in sandals that could be used as stabity-stabity murder weapons. I also have four holes in each ear. (And, yes, getting holes poked in cartilage does hurt, you know. Really.) Also, I've noticed that I've got a rather peculiar proclivity towards one-shots. Hm. Funny, that. I also am allergic to excessive angst, excessive fluff, or excessively bad grammar. (I am also quite elitist. I'm glad you noticed. Don't worry; I'm quite nice otherwise.) I also think that lusting after fifteen-year-old boys is perfectly healthy, especially if said boy looks like a twenty-two year-old. (Hint: It's not Naruto, who still looks (and sounds) like he's stuck on the wrong side of puberty.) ...yeah, that's pretty much it. ALSO: I just read (and watched!) Mars this weekend--while I should have been reading Smith and writing papers on the Ummayad caliphate and plastering electrons all over resonance structures of organic molecules and studying for a cell bio exam, and hoooo boy, am I paying for that now, ARRG--and I was wondering if anyone knew of a place where a fan-community of the series would be, I dunno, alive? I'm hungering for fic and art here, so if anyone knows a thing or two about this, please drop me a line and I will love you forever. EDIT: Am alive. Have another Naruto fic--which includes bondage, guns, and probably a cackling Kushina dressed as a banshee--on backburner. Am doing NaNoWriMo. Am also being killed by school. You see, I go to a school that's on the quarter system, in which each quarter is ten weeks long. Around fifth week, you stop having a life. Around sixth week, you stop sleeping. Seventh week, and that fifth story window starts to look awfully promising... It is now seventh week. I hate you, University of Chicago. I really, really do. Dang it. Should have gone to school in California when I had the chance--the weather, at least, wouldn't have been so nasty. | |||||||
1. Fathers reviewsNaruto has had many fathers over the years. --Naruto on the father-figures in his life. Not particularly happy. No pairings.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-09 - Naruto U. - Complete2. Of Bondage and Foreign Actors reviewsMinato, for the umpteenth time since meeting and falling disastrously and hopelessly in love with Uzumaki Kushina, realizes that he Just Doesn’t Get It. --Kushina watches True Blood, and likes it. Rated for themes and implications. MinaKushi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete3. No Nonsense Coffee reviewsStop drinking," she writes, as she curls up on her bed. "Keep in mind that excessive consumption of alcohol will result in cirrhosis, neural damage, and will, heaven forbid, turn me into Shishou." --Sakura after 'Improper'. Sakura/Sai, Sasuke/Naruto.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-09 - Sakura H. & Sai - Complete4. Improper reviewsHinata was eighteen, squeamish, and clad in nothing but a black minidress, red satin pumps and the shreds of her dignity. --A nightclub, a margarita, and a push-up bra. NejiHina. EDIT: Rating upped because there is more groping, as groping is always fun!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-18-09 - Hinata H. & Neji H. - Complete5. Distinct Discomfort reviewsItachi didn’t know whether to curse or bless the DNA that had given him the second-best Sharingan in the Uchiha clan and the photographic memory that came with it. Because, really, hot damn. --Why Sasuke is such a bully in 'Of Marriage and Diplomacy'.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-09 - Itachi U. & Kushina U. - Complete6. Of Feminism and Stilettos reviews“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-09 - Kushina U. & Minato N. - Complete7. Windows and Buttons reviewsShe still paints him, though, as lovingly as she would if she were caressing his skin. --Kira, on herself, Rei, and nightmares.Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-09 - Kira A. & Rei K. - Complete8. Here is Love, Here is Madness reviewsShe faces his madness alongside him, unflinching, watches him slay his demons and holds whatever tatters are left of him in the aftermath like he’s actually worth a damn. --Glimpses into Rei's head. Rei/Kira, like duh.Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-09 - Rei K. & Kira A. - Complete9. Of Problems and Concussions » reviewsUzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 9-22-09 - Kushina U. & Minato N. - Complete10. Of Marriage and Diplomacy reviewsKushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-23-09 - Kushina U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto reviewsHe’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-15-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete12. Of Lilacs and Ninja reviewsShe still smells like lilacs, though, and something you can’t exactly name—something musky and inviting and frightening all at once. --Minato, Kushina, and meetings over the years. Spoilers for, uh, the identities of Naruto's parents, I suppose.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete13. Riddle reviewsIt’s a bit stupid, he thinks—she’s transparent as glass and opaque as cement. A riddle topped with that mop of silk-fine hair and sprinkled in blushes that start from the very tips of her ears. --Haruka, on Yura, Q-ta, and show-biz. Kind of.Honey Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete14. Passing Through reviewsIf anyone were to ask Chizuru when she had fallen in love with him, she would not be able to answer. --Raikoji Chizuru, from a short prequel story in Vol. 1 of the VIZ publication. Slightly creepy infatuation, but with Kenshin, well, what did you expect?Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Kenshin - Complete15. Mutability reviewsLife would indeed be quieter without her around, but he perversely finds the silence sickeningly deafening. --Naoki, and twenty-five things about him. Rated for a brief mention of sex and some coarse language. Spoilers through the end of the series.Itazura na Kiss - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete16. Eternity reviewsHe will come, as will they all, and then, there will be eternity. --A very dead James contemplates life, death, family, and the breakage of heavenly noses. Rated for, like, one bad word, just in case.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - James P. - Complete
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