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Emmetts the strongest

Rosalie's the hottest

Edward's the fastest

Bella's the clumsiest

Alice is the quirkiest

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and still make everyone feel jealous : )

Writers block is to authors what blindness is to artists - It's damn hard to get past but once you do, something beautiful is made...

E-j99

I like to talk a lot so if you want a chat... :D

Okay so i got really bored one day and decided to browse the internet. I came across fanfic during my searches and then spent practically the entire night reading loads of different fanfictions.

An obsession was born :P

Name: sdgheroighr

Age: 16

from: scotland!!

School: Highers!! philosophy, english, maths, biology, chemistry and attempting to teach myself physics.

occupation: singerrrrrrr

Gender: female baby ;)

I love people who review my stories and people that stand up to me or tell me that i'm wrong in the nicest possible way :D

Things to look up on youtube

stealth cat

Also a very potter musical! watch out for Draco Malfoy... i can't describe how funny it is!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in Tin foil.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

well i'm not american but yeh, pretty much sums me up :P

If you are sooo obsessed with Arya and Eragon that it isn't even funny anymore, copy and paste, join the family!

If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again. Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!! E-j99

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then probably kill him for the blasphemy :) E-j99

love love love

words are like sneezes they always come in threes :D

please read my stories and review, e-mail or pm me with any criticism, appreciation or down right love :P

ciao x