crazyblondieandherlollipops
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since: 05-16-09, id: 1937041, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
country: Canada
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi! I am crazyblondieandherlollipops. I am blonde Im 19 years old, and I have always wanted those lollipops that are the size of your head but I have never gotten one. :( It's a very sad story.

I am uncomfortable with same sex pairings.

I hate Ronald Weasley. He is butt- ugly!!

I have only read and seen the first Harry Potter movie and that is because my 6th grade teacher made the first book a novel study. I didn't like her and swore to hate anything she loved, which is Harry Potter. I only like Harry Potter fanfictions. I don't want to see the movies or read the books.

I will review any Harry Potter and Twilight stories that does not have an angsty ending. Sad endings make me feel all depressed and weepy. I am a sucker for happy endings.

You want to know more about me? I'm very flattered.

I'm all for Jacob and the pack. Edward's voice annoys me and frankly, guys with six packs and walk around without shirts? Extremely sexy!!

Here are a few tidbits that made me laugh:

Fun things to do in an elevator:

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
proudly announce: "I've got new socks on!"-
I plan to do this next time I'm in an elevator.

Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes then stop suddenly
and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
- This one too.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches
to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you
have it, say: "Just in case..." mysteriously.

Look at your phone, and act as if your reading a text,
then get a frightened look on your face and scream:
"Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
- Only if I'm with friends.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
- I'll save my friends the embarrassment and do this when they're not around.

When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Here is something I find so true:

Fun Quotes:

- I run with scissors, I'm a wild child!

- It's a small world until you're chasing your hat across the street.

- Nobody's ever shot Santa Claus. (He's been run over by a reindeer but never shot.)

- Never underestimate an idiot in a crowd. (AKA: Never underestimate me in a crowd.)

- Smile at people, they'll wonder what's wrong with you. :)

- It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Oo free eyeball!! ;)

- People who say they are sane are merely proving their insanity.

You wanna hear something ironic? You never hear of a psychic winning the lottery.

If you're bored right now, go read my stories. They will bring you a warm fuzzy feeling inside your little hearts.

Catcha later!!


1. Cat & Mouse? Nah Wolf & Spouse » reviews
Imprinting hasn't ever been such a hassle. Being an imprintee hasn't ever been so frustrating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,974 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-28-12 - Published: 11-30-09 - Jared & Kim - Complete
2. Surprise, I Am Your Veela » reviews
I'm your mate? Rolf isn't going to be pleased with this latest development."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 8-10-09 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete
3. True Love's Kiss reviews
Guess who is singing? Guess who doesn't want to be sung to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-6-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
4. You Gotta Love A Redhead reviews
Have you ever wondered what makes a redhead so attractive? What makes them tick? I have the answers to these questions and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete
5. MeOW » reviews
This is all Neville Longbottom's fault. As soon as I get my hands back, and I will, I'll get you for this Longbottom! And your little frog too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 6-25-09 - Draco M. & Lavender B. - Complete
6. Your Everything reviews
Lily Evans is woken up at an unholy hour to hear James Potter sing his little heart out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
7. Triple Trouble » reviews
A Hufflepuff values hard work, loyalty, and fair play. Nobody said anything about fending off a love potion enduced Draco Malfoy. Ravenclaws value intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom. Nobody said they had to help fend off a twitterpated Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Draco M. & OC - Complete
8. Blue Suede Shoes » reviews
Best friends of Lily Evans and Hannah Myers, hyper, new shoes, and Sirius Black making googly eyes at me. Who am I? I'm Sal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete