Yeah. Hi. If you've been here before, yes, I deleted my previous profile. Why? Because it was pointless and boring. That's why. There were a few things in there that I would've liked to keep, but no one else wants to read it, so why bother?

So... about me...?

Name: You can call me any of the following: Nevermore, WingedSkywire (surprise!), Ix, Isis, Moony... that's all I can remember.

Age: Right... so I'm not going to tell you my name, but I'm going to tell you my age? Think again. Let's just say this: young enough to be spontaneous, old enough to be terrify those in their right minds.

Favourite books: ALL MAXIMUM RIDE BOOKS! Yay! Harry Potter Series, Angels and Demons, Seven Ancient Wonders, Six Sacred Stones, The Breaker, Body Count, The Murderers' Club, Fan Mail, The Killing Hands... again, all I can remember.

Least favourite/hated books: Twilight Saga. It can go die in a hole. Bella's a Mary-Sue, Edward's a Gary-Stu, shove them off the face of the world and be done with it. Jasper is awesome, though.

Favourite Music: EVERYTHING. Truly. Everything from Three Days Grace to Mozart. What can I say? I love music.

Favourite Ships:

Maximum Ride:
-Fax! WOOT!
-Iggy/Ella WOOT!
-Iggy/Nudge Woot
-Angel/Death Pit of Doom WOOT!!

Harry Potter:
Golden Trio Era
-Harry/Blast-Ended Skrewt YAY!!
-Luna/Neville
-Luna/Blaise (if it's well written)
Marauders' Era
-James/Lily
-Remus/Lily (if it's well written)
-Remus/Narcissa (if it's well written)

Ships that Can Go Burn:

Maximum Ride:
-Iggy/Max
-Fang/anyone not Max

Harry Potter:
Golden Trio Era
-Harry/anyone awesome
Marauders' Era
-any slash that isn't RLSB (RLSB is the only slash I can read without going insane and rocking in the corner of my padded cell)

Twilight:
-Edward/Bella
-Jacob/Renesmee
-Jasper/anyone who is not Alice
-Alice/anyone who is not Jasper

Anyway, moving on...

My stories:

Harry Potter:

Marauders One Shots - uninventive title, but it sums it up. A collection of one shots in the Marauders' Era. Summaries for individual one shots inside.

Toast to a Lost Friend - Remus and Sirius toasting Peter, who was killed by Wormtail the traitor. It's better than it sounds, because it's not random toasting of a traitor.

Maximum Ride and Harry Potter crossovers:

Wings and Broomsticks - not written by me, it's written by my two friends who share my account when they need it. (Twitch and Clop)

Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants - somehow time got screwed up, so now the Marauders' Era is in Maximum Ride time! The Flock have finally settled down, so Jeb gives them their Hogwarts letters from a few years back. Max, Fang, Iggy, and Nudge all go to Hogwarts, and meet the awesome Marauders! Much chaos. Not just yet, but soon.

Maximum Ride and Twilight crossovers:

I Bleed For You - from the time I liked Twilight. On (possibly permanent) hiatus.

Ranger's Apprentice:

Death or Doom? - a little story me and my two friends (again: Twitch and Clop) wrote for fun in early 2009. (i.e.: when we were stupid.)

That's about it.

Oh yeah, the awesome people who are currently writing Wings and Broomsticks have created themselves an account called WildwoodWings and their story will be continued there.

One thing though:

When I die, I'll be laughing at you all from wherever I happen to be.

Yours,

Nevermore