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Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Academy, Beautiful Dead, and Harry Potter.

My Name is Savannah Rain.
I Love To Read, Act and Imagine Stories!
I Love My iPod! I Would Die Without It! :)
I Love Reading Harry/Ginny ~ Harry Potter
Shane/Claire ~ Marganville Vamipers
Stark/Zoey ~ House Of Night
Jace/Clary ~ Mortal Instuments
Zachary/Cammie ~ Gallagher Girls Fanfics.
I Am Really Weird (or so i've been Told) However I Think It Is Perfectly Natural To Name Your iPods And Give Them Back Stories :)

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

This was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm:

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

(1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

(2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then (2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do...
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it till the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ

ATTORNEY: Where you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Where there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town then i'm going to go with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performes on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No...
ATTORNEY: So, then it's possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

1. Wherever You Will Go
Ginny is in her dormatory when insparation strikes. Based on the song Wherever You Will Go by The Calling. Song fic H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Published: 6-27-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
2. Wicca reviews
I Am Going To Rewrite this story cause it doesnt make any sense *WARNING ABUSE LATER ON*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 7-11-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
3. Beautiful Disaster » reviews
This story takes place after Blood Promise. Rose Finds Dimitri But He Is No Longer A Strigoi But He Isn't Dhampir Either. How Will Rose Cope. Beta'd By Ness Moss
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-19-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Rose H. & Dimitri B.
4. When You're Gone
Just A Song That I Thought Was Perfect For Harry And Ginny During Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Published: 8-21-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
5. Truly Alone reviews
*SPOILERS FROM BOOK 3 SUMMER* SUMMERY INSIDE
Beautiful Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-10 - Darina
6. Dont Forget reviews
* SPOLIORS *takes place during spirit bound * DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVN'T READ SPIRIT BOUND * *SONGFIC*
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-10 - Rose H. & Dimitri B. - Complete
7. When You're Gone, Before The Storm, Taking Chances » reviews
Me And My Friend Have Picked Out A Few Songs That Remind Us Of Roza And Dimka. A Couple Of Songfics. Used To Be Called When You're Gone.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-26-10 - Published: 3-12-10 - Rose H. & Dimitri B. - Complete