Sooo I was told I needed to update my profile...so this is me up-dating. I know what you are thinking what kind of person TELL'S someone they should update their profile?? I will tell you who... this chick that goes by Jay's World. But she is full of awesomeness and she writes good stories so I let her tell me what to do sometimes :)

I could have argued because, I don't think anyone ever reads these profile's... well except me, I have an incredibly boring job so I profile stalk all day :) But here I sit up-dating so obviously I didn't argue...or I didn't win the argument, either way here is the update :)

Hi.

i'm random girl

It's actually a statement, not a superhero name.

A few totally random facts about me

1) I'm a mother and a wife... a cook, a cleaning lady, a doctor, a laundry mat, a artist, a therapist, a landscaper, a vet , and sometimes a evil bitch... the list goes on and on and I don't get paid nearly enough.

2) My wonderful beautiful children are a pain in my ass but they are my world. A girl (3) way to friggin sassy for her own good (I have no idea where she get's it from), and a boy (5) who thinks he knows it all (he def get's that from his dad)

3) I have a Japanese Chin, Marley (named after Bob Marley cause he rocks) who refuses to admit he is actually a dog. But he is super cool, and I would rather spend time with him than most people I know.

4) I am way older than I wish I was, but I pretend not to be old anyway.

5) I have a crazy hectic life, and I love it! Just wish I could sleep more

6) My most prized possessions are my cell phone (a blackberry which I just got for Christmas WoOt WoOt), my ipod, and my laptop. Id be lost without um!

7) I am a die hard Twilight fan, and I worship the ground Stephanie Meyer walks on. I thought her plots were awesome and very creative, I just felt she left to much out. I mean come on, everyone needs a little smut :)

8) I love to write, and thought this would be a good outlet for my thoughts on what should happen haha.

9) I love to read good stories, I like the longer ones with good plots but I HATE when I get invested in a good story and after like 20 chapters the author just drops it and quits updating ...ugg DON'T START IT IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FINISH IT...didn't your momma teach you that?

10) I am from the south (Que the banjo and Burt Reynolds running through the woods), as I am sure you will be able to tell in my writing, although I try very hard NOT to incorporate ain't, yall, and fixing-to into my stories, but I am sure it slips through sometimes. ... Seriously watch Deliverance sometime and you will totally get it, I promise.

11) I have a strange sense of humor which most people don't get, but that's okay.

12) I love tattoos and piercings and have a few of each, yes I know not very common for the deep south but what can I say when I take a break from tha farmin n cow tippin I have a wild side :) (That was a joke I don't farm or cow tip)

13) I also use a lot of bad words and write a lot of sex scenes, so if that will offend you then you definitely should not read my stories.

14) I love to read new stories just as much as I love to write them so if you have a good story or know of one then please let me know.

15) I love to meet new people, but found that it was not that easy on here. Turns out writers are kinda bitchy, who knew... But the people that I have managed to befriend on here are great, and im so glad im not the only crazy person obsessed with Twilight :)

16) I love music and I listen to everything...rock,rap,country,ect. I compare everything to a song. Every moment every decision blah blah.

17) I have heard you can tell a lot about a person by their ring tone. My Ring tone is ...wonder pets , you know... The phone,The phone is ringing, the phone, we'll be right there...ok if you don't have kids im sure you don't know, my ring back tone is Dangerous by the Yin Yang Twins...so please tell me your thoughts on what that says about me :)

18) I have already picked out the songs I want played at my funeral 1. Leave out all the Rest by Lincon Park 2. Second Chance by Shinedown and Amazing Grace by any body that will sing it

19)Anyone that knows me on here knows I am the biggest fan of High Anxiety Fan, well really anything by EdwardsBloodType...If you haven't read it... GO NOW!!

I am totally addicted to many stories on here of course the greats,

1.Emancipation Proclamation

2.The perfect Wife

3.Wide Awake

4.Clipped Wings and Inked Armor

5. The red line

But I also favor the ones that fall under the radar, and they are so good, when I get a update alert I break my neck to get to the next chapter.

1.The sound of Silence by Jay's world

2.Anywhere but here by Juliebly

3.Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwith the vampired08

4.If you could read my mind by Bella c'ella luna

5.Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight

6.The Heroin Lullabies by ayngy122

7.Player Hater Player Lover by mjfrances

8.God Love her by Lynyrd Lionheart

9.Flowers in the gloom by Shortbritches85

I am currently working on 'Rebel Child and a Preacher's daughter' so take a chance and come read it :)

Ok so I think im done updating for now :)

Please take the time to post a review on my stories :)

I ALWAYS review the stories I read, because I feel if the writer is taking the time to write it and putting themselves out there for the world to see, then least I can do is review the story. I would appreciate the same courtesy.

And that is about it for me. If you have any other questions then please feel free to ask