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Things you should know about me:

My all time favourite author is Harlan Coben and I am praying for the day when I finally see a story pop up in the Myron Bolitar catergory. The line "You got any Yoo-Hoo?" never fails to crack me up.

I also enjoy reading the Maximum Ride series - although I don't really like the Alex Cross series - and Peter James'/ Cecelia Ahern's work (although her recent offerings leave a lot to be desired). No, that's a lie. After reading the first Roy Grace novel, I think I can safely say I only enjoy ONE of Peter James' books. However, series/authors I do are: Anthony Horowitz, Dan Brown (yes, despite all of his failings and flaws as a writer)... er... some other ones which I can't quite think of at the moment...

My favourite TV shows are:

Ugly Betty

Ghost Whisperer

Doctor Who

Waterloo Road

Robin Hood

Merlin

Kyle XY

QI

Vampire Diaries

Life Unexpected

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sometimes life is so sweet I get toothache.

Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.

The answer is chocolate and I don’t give a damn what the question is.

When life give you lemons, don’t make lemonade. It takes too much effort. Go to the shop instead.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, give him back and demand a refund. Or ask for someone real instead.

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