I am Natcat5 (Do NOT forget the 5!) and I believe that Major Armstrong is the only man who's allowed to sparkle, and that Edward Elric pwns Edward Cullen any day. Epic woots for FMA!!

Age: Hmmm, somewhere around fourteen, I'm usually writing and meh, who keeps track of months anyways?

Hobbies: Writing, reading, soccer, track and field, guitar, piano, hitting things with spoons (I luv that clangy sound!)

Summary: Okay, I am an aspiring author who is so sarcastic it's practically a weapon, a read-o-holic, so much that my Mom actually gets mad at me when she finds me reading (to be fair, it's usually when I'm supposed to be doing homework) and a guitarist/pianist. I am currently making my fingers bleed trying to perfect Hikari on the piano. Bah! My fingers aren't long enough to make the transition between notes smooth! Curse thee, stubby hands! I am also a bit of a blonde-aholic, I love most things blonde. Not all things, most things.

Yes, I am a crazy girl, but it's what people luv about me...the people I don't drive insane with my incredibly annoying and sarcastic, and scary ways...

Okay um, profile, profile, profile...

Fav Books: The Host, Stephanie Meyer; His Dark Materials Trilogy, Phillip Pullman, Vampire Academy Series, Richelle Mead; Redwall Series, Brian Jacques, The Sight and Fire Bringer, David Clement-Davies, Warriors Series, Erin Hunter, My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult, Wicked Lovely and Ink Exchange, Melissa Marr, Everyone's a Critic, Paul Ruditis, Maximum Ride Series, James Patterson, Watership Down, Richard Adams, A Star Called Henry, Roddy Doyle, The Saga of Darren Shan, Darren Shan

Okay, again, I am a serious bookworm, so this list would go on forever if I didn't pull the plug at some point.

Fav Movies: The Land Before Time, Beaches, Titanic, Fired Up!, The Parent Trap, X-Men Trilogy, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Lion King, The Day After Tomorrow, Spirited Away, A Walk to Remember, Pay it Forward, Cloverfield, Halloween III, Australia, Star Wars Saga

Fav T.V. Shows: The O.C., Digimon, Icarly, Roswell, Heroes, Lost, Primeval, Fringe, Supernatural, Smallville, Kings, Stargate (all variations), Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles,

Fav Artists: Thriving Ivory, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly., Anberlin, Secondhand Serenade, All Time Low, The All-American Rejects, City and Colour, Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, Faber Drive, Hedley, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy, Five For Fighting, The Fray, Paramore, The Polyphonic Spree, Queen, Snow Patrol,

Current Fave Song (It'll change constantly): The Price of Freedom by Takeharu Ishimoto

Anime I've watched or am watching: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Wolf's Rain, Black Cat, Death Note, Soul Eater, Yu-Gi-Oh, D. Gray-man, RomeoXJuliet, Code Geass: Leleuch Rebellion, Ghost Hound (...so strange...yet addicting...)

Manga I've read or am reading: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Black Cat, Death Note, DN Angel, D. Gray-man, Hana Kimi (It's like...a cult at my school. Everyone's reading it...it's hard not to get sucked in), Vampire Knight, XXX Holic, Bleach

Okay, so blah, blah, blah, talking about myself is soooo exciting (not)!

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If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5

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If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(it's all your fault evil addicting manga characters that remind me of my friends)

If you believe the day Seto Kaiba's gravity defying trench coat stops defying gravity is the day the world ends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Major Armstrong is the only man who is allowed to sparkle, and that Edward Elric would kick Edward Cullen's 500 year old booty from here to Washington, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you had one of the greatest HOLY CRAP! moments of your life while reading chapter 182 of D. Gray-man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spaced out while crossing a street, almost got hit by a car, blinked, and then said 'I almost got hit by that car...teeheehee!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a die-hard Lavi fan who actually cried in episode 88 and 89 of D. Gray-man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Haha! Those last four are of mine own creation. Feel free to distribute them at will! It's funny, that last one just happened to me. I was crossing the school parking lot, listening to my Ipod when I saw this thing zoom in front of me. After pausing the song, I realized if I had taken one more step I would have been roadkill. I literally stopped, blinked and said out loud: 'I almost got hit by that car...teeheehee!'. I'm so strange. I actually said, 'teeheehee.

“Reasons we love Lavi/Rabi"
1, He's perfect.
2, His bandana's like the cutest thing ever.
3, His hair without the bandana IS the cutest thing ever.
4, His legs..OMG! I worship his smexy legs! 3
5, He's got smexy boots to his smexy legs!
6, He's always wearing smexy clothes!
7, His body's given to him by a goddes! (A.K.A Hoshino Katsura. xD )
8, His personality's wonderful!!
9, He's mysterious~
10, He's the cutest uke ever!
11, EYEPATCH!! 12, He's got smexy earrings! ,.
13, ...You need more reasons? Then just look at him!”

Credit to this list goes to Kaisuki on Deviantart.com!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Okay, found this random Kingdom Hearts quiz on ForbiddenKHFan216's profile!! It's actually really fun! Copy, paste, and then fill out your own answers!!

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions (alright!)

1. Your favorite KH guy? Roxas!!
2. Your favorite KH girl? The Great Ninja Yuffie!!
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Diz!! Nobody is mean to Roxas!!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Twilight Town, the freaky one where Riku and Roxas fight!
6. Least Favorite World? Castle Oblivion, I'm sorry, losing your memories is kinda freaky, and the & bosses won't die!!
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Way to Dawn, the whole meaning behind the keyblade is so deep!
8. Least Favorite Weapon? Um...dunno...
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) I'd say Stitch because...it's STITCH!!
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Wisdom! It's like, Rambo meets Merlin!
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Axel and Roxas. Sorry all you yaoi haters! I can't help myself!
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Sora and Riku, So/kai forever!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. ummm, what's a crack pairing?
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Marluxia and Namine! I read a fanfic with that and I was like, WTF!! Marluxia's a homo!!
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Every time you're about to kill the boss...he FREAKING KILLS YOU FIRST!!
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Donald, cuz he gives you wisdom, which rocks!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?(eh?)

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? To a point.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? I think he's antisocial, there's a difference. His hair is awesome though!
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? What, and you don't?
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Um, no. That would be Aerith, with her weird, fandub voice.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! (kay. bring it on!)

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Namine, duh. I mean, seriously, Olette?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I can't believe Disney endorsed that! It looks so freaking dark!
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Meh. Yes an No. It brought up some good stuff and brought you...yes, it was a waste of time.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? uh...uh...uh...crap! Sora, because that would mean meeting Roxas as well!
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Riku, cause he's not so clean and though he's a good guy, he does some stuff that's not so good, even if it was originally intended for good.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? Hmmmm, I think the fact that I'm so obsessed with it is embarrasing enough!
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No, I haven't, but if I did, I'd be The Great Ninja Yuffie!
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Demyx in KH2! 'If subject fails to respond, use agression to liberate true disposition,' I died laughing!
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Riku! God damn boy just WOULDN'T DIE!!
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Um, hehe, Sora's no-longer squeaky voice, and the new powers and stuff.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!(oh yes i will!)

31. Hayner or Pence? Pence. Hayner's a bumface
32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion!! I love his hair!! And Marluxia is the creepiest creeper ever. Seriously, I felt like I was being eye-raped in 358/2 Days.
33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas!!
34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas...but only because he's blonde!!
35. Axel or Demyx? Axel!! He's so funny...got it memorized?
36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi, Larxene reminds me of this psychopathic friend I have...
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Axel and Roxas 4ever!! Again, sorry yaoi haters
38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas, but only in the absence of AkuRoku
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku, but I love Zemyx!! Demyx is such a...I don't even know, and Zexion is so antisocial! They'd make a perfect opposites attract couple!
40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai, sorry, only yaoi I agree with is AkuRoku and Zemyx.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream, because it's so random!!
42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud! He's blonde, he's tortured, he's MINE!
43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi, because now I actually know who Zack is and he and Aerith are soulmates FORLIFE. OR DEATH. WHATEVER.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean! I'm learning how to play it on the piano!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! (aww... Already? this was fun)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Roxas, Sora, Riku, Axel, Demyx, Zexion...The Great Ninja Yuffie!! (if I was a lesbo, I'd totally have a crush on her!)
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Um, like, non-disney crossovers? I guess digimon, but only cuz it's my second love after KH. Oh, and Naruto! Roxas and Sasuke! Emo brothers unite!
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Roxas looks like Sora, Kairi like Namine, Riku looks like Ansem,
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? 358/2 Days. woot! Roxas, Axel, and Xion! (sniffs, I know how the game ends...)
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? I dunno, KH2 was kinda more fun, but KH1 was the original...
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? The storyline, the voice actors, the game characters that you REALLY wish were real, the whole concept of Final Fantasy mixed with Disney...who came up with that?!

Yay! For Random Quizzes!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Just some stuff to let you know my level of insanity

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

For those of you reading my fanfic Ididn't do it For Her, you'll have to be patient, because I'm working on Kingdom Hearts: Dark Side of the Moon. I'm also working on a Digimon fanfic, but I've actually written the last chapter...and not the first. hehe, I've written the ending, but nothing else, so I'll also be working on that.

Omg, Full Metal Alchemist! Where have you been all my life! I just finished the series and I was bawling my head off on the last episode! That movie was so unsatisfying! It just was not a happy enough ending! Now, I must scour this site for a fanfic that better ends the series.

In short, I'm also reading FMA fanfics.

OKay, I have an announcement...EVERYONE GO WATCH WOLF'S RAIN AND BLACK CAT!! THEY'RE TWO OF THE MOST UNDER-APPRECIATED ANIME/MANGAS OUT THERE AND THEY DESERVED TO BE LOVED!! THEY ARE AMAZING! I CRIED MORE IN THE LAST TWO EPISODES OF WOLF RAIN THEN I DID IN THE TITANIC!! GO AND WATCH THEM, NOOOOOW!

Holy crap. Just got up to date in D. Gray-man manga...wow. Like, wow. Don't want to spoil it for any newcomers but...chapter 182...'Good...mor...ning...'. Jeez. Gave me chills!

Sooooo, this shall be my profile for now...enjoy ;P

p.s. READ MY STORIES!! Or I will summon my Keyblade/Zanpaktou/Innocence! (It takes the form of a rusty spoon and is VERY unpleasant)

xoxo, natcat5 ;p