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| LittleBlueNayru |
Author has written 56 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Gundam Seed, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Fire Emblem. Hm. Haven't updated this since January... perhaps it's due for a revamp... Hey there. I'm LittleBlueNayru. Most people call me Nayru. I've been called The Legendary LittleBlueNayru, Queen of Crack and Crackpairings (titles mixed from VillainofAwesome and ThePenAndTheSword respectively), for good cause. I've also been called the Crackpairing Goddess, Arc Secretary, Murphy's Incarnate, Queen of Insanity, and bitch-whore-thundercunt (by a particular friend of mine who made high school anatomy very, very entertaining). Rasengirl18 and Jakebob13 are my best friends. If, on the off chance you wanted to know what I'm like, I'll try to give a quick description: I am mildly intelligent but I am egotistical/deluded and overestimate my abilities, and I am motivated enough to want to make something of myself but not quite motivated enough to want to be around people or society in general in the amounts required to make something of myself. I'd rather be around a few close friends, and fuck the rest of the world. As this relates to fanfiction stuff, don't message me about getting constructive criticism for your stories. Fuck off. If you're willing to ask me it probably sucks anyway. Also, I am left-handed, and left-handed people are awesome. I hate a lot of stuff, like Mary Sues and their insecure creators. I also hate die-hard shippers, copy-and-paste crap, superstitious bullshit, religious bullshit, political bullshit, political correctness, stupid people, their stupider ideas, general stupidity, and out-of-this-fucking-world stupidity. And if you're offended by me hating any of this: fuck you, go drink bleach. I actually have reasons for hating these things, because hating takes up emotional energy that I would rather spend on other things that I actually find pleasant. Like cats, or dark chocolate, or skiing, or swimming, or singing, or winter, or biology, or anime, or Russian. I do want to keep writing, but I lack time, motivation, and ideas. Don't be surprised if you see stuff all but discontinued. I do have a few new ideas, but who knows if I'll write anymore. I will try to get back to writing, but don't hold your breath unless you're stupid (the world is better off without stupid people pumping out the carbon dioxide anyway). If any of this profile made you butthurt, I will try to find a fuck to give after THE GAME. Trolol. | |||||
1. Vertical Asymptote reviewsDespite all her trials, Homura Akemi has one single hope keeping her from Madoka. One hope that can keep her holding on forever, one hope that will keep her forever in despair.Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-13 - Homura A.2. By Fire Be Purged reviewsDriven to madness by jealousy for Termina, the Moon will do anything to have her. Anything. Moon/TerminaLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-12 - Complete3. Judgment reviewsA mindless relic of a forgotten age becomes a nuisance, and a Goddess deigns to deal with it. Naylark if you're legally blind. Somewhat dark themes.Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-12 - Nayru & Dark Link - Complete4. How to Fight a Cold War reviewsKinkmeme deanon. Thoughts on the bloodless would-be bloodbath. America POV.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-11 - America & Russia - Complete5. Super Scription of Data reviewsI'm waiting for a world where I can live happily. Until then, I die.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-11 - Complete6. Umbra reviewsTwilight Mirror on the wall, tell me; how do Heroes fall?Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-12-11 - Link & Midna - Complete7. Tangy reviewsFOR FOXPILOT. PIT X THE ANNOYING ORANGE.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-31-11 - Complete8. Link Gets a Pet Dodongo reviewsOr, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-6-11 - Link & Navi9. His Chosen Land reviewsGanondorf has always loved Hyrule. She has never reciprocated his love. Unrequited!Ganondorf/Hyrule; AND IT'S NOT A WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-11 - Ganondorf - Complete10. Tingle Finally Triumphs reviewsAnd this is really, really, REALLY bad. Worse than Ganondorf bad. Rated T for Turnips. Weird pairing of Tingle x Fairies and Tingle x Link. TURN AWAY IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-26-11 - Tingle & Link11. Hat Hair reviewsIn which the world at large discovers the real reason your head is sweaty after wearing headgear. T for suggestive themes and the weird pairing of Link's hat X Link's hair.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-25-1112. Narcissism reviewsWEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which Ganondorf is narcissistic, and nothing much else happens. CRACK ONESHOT, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Ganondorf x Ganondorf, Ganondorf x Mirror, with the unfortunate Mirror as a vector.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-22-11 - Ganondorf - Complete13. Please Do Not Become One With The Russian reviewsRussia learns exactly why he SHOULDN'T extend the "offer" to become one with him. Some loonies might just accept. World takeover never sucked so much.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-12-11 - Russia - Complete14. Love in a Dungeon reviewsWEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which there is love in one of the many Zelda dungeons. CRACK, JOKEFIC, SATIRE, ONESHOT. Do not take seriously. Features Big Key x Dungeon Map x Compass.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-11 - Complete15. Spontaneous Increases in Entropy » reviewsAbsolute power corrupts absolutely. Triforce wielders are no exception to the rule. THREESHOT.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 12-29-1016. Taste Buds and a Lack Thereof reviewsOnce again, a meeting between the Allied Forces gets thoroughly derailed. By what? ENGLISH DUBS.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete17. Do You Know? reviewsOf course you don't.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-23-10 - America & England/Britain18. All I Feel is Alone reviewsIt doesn't matter how many friends he's got across the reaches of the Great Sea, because he's the only one on this flimsy boat and it's hell. Oneshot; T because I say so, no genre because I have no clue.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-10 - Link - Complete19. It's Like Chess reviewsWar is. Zelda knows this.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-10 - Zelda - Complete20. The Long Awaited Deep Emotion reviews...Is between two entirely unexpected people. Tony and England have epic extraterrestrial UST, just for the lulz. Complete crack.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-10 - England/Britain & Tony - Complete21. Smiles from the Land of Twilight reviewsThey haunt him. And for once, Link wonders if sealing away the Twili wasn't such a bad idea. Warnings: contains spoilers and gore; might deserve an M rating.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-16-10 - Midna & Zant - Complete22. You Sunk My Battleship! reviewsEngland is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-13-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete23. Devolution reviewsZant placed a much more sinister curse on Link at the Lanayru Spring. Warnings: contains explicit character death and moderate gore; it might deserve an M rating.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-10-10 - Midna & Link - Complete24. Déjà Vu reviewsApocalyptic Majora's Mask oneshot. How one ignorant inhabitant of the doomed land views the coming end. Warnings: contains character death, the apocalypse, mild gore, complicated time-space theories, and some incoherency.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-10 - Complete25. Somebody's Watching Me reviewsRussia has been feeling watched by someone a lot during his week in the States. And doesn't like it. Random oneshot is random, surprisingly not humorous for once.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-5-10 - Russia - Complete26. Pyrrhic Victory reviewsHe won, yes, and lost everything doing so.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-18-10 - Russia & America - Complete27. 37 Things to do in an Elevator reviewsAmerica and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 148 - Published: 8-23-10 - America & Prussia - Complete28. There's a Dead Hand in the Basement reviewsA really random poem that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Well, except Link having a Dead Hand in his basement.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-16-1029. Running From Romance reviewsLink is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-11-10 - Link - Complete30. Why You Should Never Travel With Foreigners » reviewsTwilight Princess, "Midna Says Weird Things" style: "Oy, pooping dude fair!" she exclaims. "Poop, I eat you. And cheap bears." Can Link make it through his entire quest, or will he fall to Impy's stupidity?Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 9-7-09 - Link & Midna31. What a Motley Crew are We reviewsA Random Humorous Oneshot. In journeying across yet another Hyrule, Link has not one companion, but ten. How will he ever be able to survive Navi, Tatl, Tael, Ciela, Neri, Leaf, Midna, Ghost Zelda, Ezlo, and the King of Red Lions?Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-25-10 - Link - Complete32. A Twilight Princess Drabble reviewsDeleted, Reposted. Countdown starts now. A riddle: If you know the solution, remain silent; if you do not know the solution, speak up. TP ZeLink drabble. Flames approved.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-10 - Link & Zelda33. Civil War » reviewsMewtwo fixed his steady gaze on the two ex-Smashers in front of him. "It's time for us to regain our rightful status as Smashers. We are declaring war on the Smash Mansion." -Warning, some characters might be OOC to make this work.-Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-15-10 - Published: 8-13-0934. Clown reviewsHe had always been a clown, and that's all he'd ever be.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-10 - Zant35. Poor Mr Bulbin! » reviewsRandom Humorous TWOshot! Zelda's hyperactivity prompts her to make an insightful insight, which leads to a not-so-happy day for Ganondorf, or anyone, really. Poor Mr. Bulbin!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-14-10 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete36. Gone Fishing: The Fishing Failure Chronicles » reviewsPreviously titled Gone Fishing: The First of the Failures. First chapter is a prequel; the rest are just other random hilarious scenarios in which Link cannot fish. Most chapters feature the VOICE.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,705 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-1-10 - Published: 10-30-09 - Link & Midna37. The Evil Little Pink Ball of DOOM! reviewsTP-based, post-Cave of Ordeals. Was the gift from the Great Fairy a blessing from a holy creature, or is it really a cursed Spring of EVIL! ? Based on a true gaming experience.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-10-10 - Link - Complete38. Piano Keys reviewsONESHOT. What if Nicol had somehow survived the explosion of the Blitz? Just a cute little friendship thing that I HAD to write. Enjoy!Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-09 - Nicol A. - Complete39. Like Hero, Like Husband reviewsThe residents of the Market outside Hyrule Castle misinterpret an argument. OoT basedLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-09 - Link & Navi - Complete40. When Did Epona Learn To Swim? reviewsRandom title, I know. Random Humorous Oneshot for my new "Something Glitchy" series. Guess what it's about? T because Link basically gets humorously killed by everything in Ordon.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-09 - Link41. Gone Fishing 3: Link's Final Stand reviewsThe last oneshot in the Gone Fishing Trilogy! As usual, it's a Random Humorous Oneshot. We learn of two more of Link's fishing failures. Will Link ever catch a fish, or will he be doomed to fail forever? T for Link's language.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-13-09 - Link & Midna - Complete42. Gone Fishing 2: How It Really Went Down reviewsThe sequel to Gone Fishing. A Random Humorous Oneshot! Yes, Link tries his hand at fishing another time, and the VOICE strikes again!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-10-09 - Link - Complete43. The Storm reviewsNot Humor, surprisingly. And though it's been done about seven times before, that's what you get for listening to the Song of Storms. Hey, that sort of rhymed! I'm a poet who already knew it!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-0944. The Little Merman reviewsAn RHOS Random Humorous Oneshot ! Link ponders something after receiving the Zora Armor, and Midna laughs. A lot. What exactly was he pondering? And why am I asking you when I'm the one who knows?Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-09 - Link & Midna - Complete45. A Little Lesson for Link reviewsLink learns a little lesson. Namely, to never ignore the Hero's Shade. A Random Humorous Oneshot! Rated T for Link's mouth and various other factors. There's no Hero's Shade selection for character B.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-09 - Link - Complete46. That's All? reviewsTP-based. Centers around one of the disappointments of the game: Epona. Rated T because Epona kicks Link in the face deliberately and also for language on Link's part.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-17-09 - Epona & Link - Complete47. Gone Fishing reviewsWhat's a hero to do when he grows ravenously hungry in a much-hated dungeon? Takes place during TP.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-15-09 - Link & Midna - Complete48. Where's the Sheath? reviewsA funny oneshot set during TP, when Link gets the Master Sword. Its sheath has always bugged me... Rated T just because... I guess you could call the argument Drama, but it's pure humor.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-6-09 - Link & Midna - Complete49. The Legend of Fire Emblem » reviewsCrackishness, born from SSBB and brought to you in the form of a slightly-AU-ish LoZ/FE crossover. Doing the best I can, so I hope you enjoy it! It's not really based off any particular games, but it's sort-of post-TPCrossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,005 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 8-7-0950. Dead Man's Club reviewsONESHOT! Where does the Hero's Shade go when he's bored of waiting for Link? Why, to where all dead things go, of course! Arbiter's Grounds.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-09 - Complete51. The True Fate of Navi reviewsPost-OoT ONESHOT. My interpretation of what really happened to Navi at the end of OoT. If you're a Navi hater, then don't read this.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-17-09 - Link & Navi - Complete52. Something Glitchy reviewsA ONESHOT based off a TP glitch.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-17-09 - Link & Midna - Complete53. Red Metallic Death Grip reviewsONESHOT, again, sorry to disappoint. An episode five spinoff. My second of two. So, Athrun's all-powerful Aegis gets shot a few times and he just lets Kira go? No, we all know he has more willpower than that.Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-09 - Athrun Z. & Kira Y. - Complete54. Decisions, Decisions reviewsONESHOT. sorry to disappoint. Partner to Red Metallic Death Grip. An episode 5 spinoff. Kira is slightly OOC, seeing as he makes a very Shinn-like decision in his first real battle against the four elite pilots of the LeCreuset team.Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-09 - Kira Y. & Athrun Z. - Complete55. Hip Knives reviewsI got bored.Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-09 - Kira Y. - Complete56. Team Triforce, Go! reviewsBased on Twilight Princess. A random oneshot. Link and Zelda fall in the final battle against Ganondorf. With no one left to stop the King of Evil, the Goddesses decide to intervene...Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete
