I'm not really that good of a writer and only post bull because i cant get the plot bunnies out of my brain. so hats off if you read my shit.

MY FAVE PAIRINGS: SasuSaku (Naruto!), TamaHaru (Ouran Highschool Host Club), EdWinry (Fullmetal ALchemist), DaiRiku (DN Angel), KyoTohru (Fruits Basket), IchiRuki (Bleach), MiaMichael (Princess Diaries), YukiZero (vampire knight), KeiHikari (Special A)

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Just take out all of the spaces :D

You should forget about her Saalar...
Can anyone forget how to breath...
[Peer-e-Kamil; Umera Ahmed]

Don't get my personality and my attitude twisted, Because my personality is ME, and my attitude depends on YOU!...

friendship is like an onion which has many layers of love n care. if u will try to cut it u will find nothing except tears.

when someone is too sweet to u, dont expect he will be like that all the time coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date. Me?? i'm different. i'm alcohol. no expiry. the older, the better! n attractive too! ;)

its not that u stop smiling as u grow old. the real thing is that u grow old coz u stop smiling. donate a smile everyday n live longer :)

a wise man always keeps his wife's photo in his pocket. why? becoz whenever he's in trouble he looks at the photo n thinks, "if i can face this, i can face anything!"

we smoke for a few days n get addicted to it. i've been studying since i was 3. why the hell am i not getting addicted! >.

crying alone is really better than laughing with the people who hate u but act like they love u.

if 5 second of a smile can make a photograph more beautiful, then just imagine how beautiful ur life will be if u always keep smiling. :)

if a single teacher cant teach all the subjects, how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects. point to be noted ;)

if u expect the world to be fair with u just coz u're fair its like expecting the lion not to eat u just coz u didnt eat it.

as u reach ur goals, set new ones. that is how u grow n become a more powerful person.

whenever u have a problem, just sing ur fave song. soon u'll realize that...the problem is better than ur voice.

we used pencil when we were young but now we use ball-pens...why?becoz mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now. strange but true.

LOVE is a rainbow between two hearts. sharing seven colors of feelings, friendship, sadness, happiness, truth, trust, secrets n respect :)

success without a positive attitude is called luck. but success with a positive attitude is called an achievement. so be an achiever.

these lines r hard to understand but r so damn true. "once u lose someoneits never exactly the same person who comes back."

isn't life like grammer lessons?? at times we find the past perfect and sometimes the present tense :/

when u find a dream inside ur heart, dont ever let it go. coz dreamz r the seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows!

shortest love story: he proposed, she smiled. she had no teeth, he died. :D

define love n explain in detail?
ans: def: a serious disorder of heart due to relationship b/w men n women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistence associated.
types: one sided, two-sided
age: usually occurs in teenage but now a days can b found at any age
symptoms:tension, daydreaming, phone addiction
diagnosis by: diaries, photos, treatment
treatment: ani-love therapy by father's/mother's footware. :P

in a race b/w lion n deer, many times deer wins coz lion runs for food n deer runs for life. remember, purpose is more important than need.

the best part of life is when ur family understands u as a friend n ur frnds support u as a family.

nurse n patient with a head injury. nurse: name? patient: jhonny. nurse: age. patient: 39. nurse: married? patient: no, no...it was a car accident.

wisely quoted: if an egg breaks due to an outside force, inside life dies. if it breaks from the inside, life begins. great things always begin from the inside.

never show one-sided affection & care to anyone in this deceptive world, bcoz its human tendency to underestimate anything given free of cost.

our parents spend the 1st three yrs of our life teaching us how to walk n talk...and the next all years telling us to sit down and shut up!

the law says: "if u cant convince them, then at least confuse them." the law is, "law of answering in examination."

grammar freal wife to husband: "u're as useless in my life as 'a' and 'y' in okay...!"

when nails are grown we cut the nails and not the fingers. similarly when our misunderstandings are raised we should cut the misunderstandings and not the relations.

by breaking my strongest plans in life God makes me believe that He's the real plan maker, not me! :)

u cant recover 5 things in life: stone after thrown, words after spoken, occasion after missed, time after gone and trust after lost!

trust the one who could see these 3 things in u: sorrow behind ur smile, love behind ur anger n meaning behind ur silence.

the journy of life is travelled only once. so make a TAUBA for the past, SHUKAR for the present and DUA ofr the future! :) coz DUA is the only thing that can change DESTINY! :)

A broken trust can best be described as melted chocolate, no matter how hard u try to freeze it it will never return in its true shape!

when ppl hurt u over n over again think of them like sand paper. they may scratch u and hurt u a bit but in the end u end up polised while they are useless!

when problems r so big n ur strength is no longer enough to carry them dont give up coz where ur strength ends, GOD's grace begins :)

by a non-veg: vegetarians r cruel ppl. they kill helpless plants. we atleast have the decency to kill the chicken who can run for its life :P

never start ur day with broken pieces of yesterday. it will definitely destroy ur wonderful today and will ruin ur great tomorrow.

today's joke. a boy said ... trust me :D

no one is born happy but everyone is born with ability to create happiness.

when u give importance to ppl they think that u're always free but they dont understand that u make urself available for them everytime.

take from life whatever u can coz when life starts taking it it takes even the last breath.

a short walk is so difficult hwen no one walks with u but a long journy is just like a few steps...when a street dog is running behind u :P

only ppl who r below ur standard comment on u but ppl who r above u just smile at ur mistakes :)

i never expect others to miss me but i will always drop by msgs into their inbox to show that i still luv n remember them with or without their luv

a relationship doesnt shine by just shaking hands in the best times. it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.

take some chances in your life. tell the truth! learn to say NO gently and sometimes firmly! spend money on the things u love! get to know some1 random!tell an idiot how he/she hurts u! scold some1 who deserves it! sit alone, whatch the rain! laugh till ur stomach pains! dance even if u're bad at it! pose stupidly for pictures! give some1 a hug when they need it and make sure u get many too! n keep smiling 'cuz u live just once :)

in the hands of life its not important to hold all the good relations but it is more important how good we behave with the relations we hold!

be so rich that u can buy the most expensive thing u desire but be so expensive that no richness on the earth could buy u!

when some1 says "expect the unexpected!" slap them on the face and say: "u didnt expect this, did u?" :P

every time i read this i laugh. we know taj mahal as a symbol of love but lesser known facts are: 1. mumtaz was shah jejan's 4th out of 7 wives. 2.shahjehan killed her husband to marry her (excellent) 3.mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (wow) 4.after her death shah jehan married her sister (amazing!) where the hell was the love...? :D

a girls character represents her family where as a boys character represents his friends.

in 3 words i could sum up what i've learned so far...about life:it goes on ...about luv: i doesnt last... about ppl: they change fast...

1. if u're right then no need to get angry n if u're wrong then no right to get angry.
2.PATIENCE WITH FAMILY IS LUV, PATIENCE WITH OTHERZ IS RESPECT, PATIENCE WITH OTHERS IS CONFIDENCE.
3. NEVER THINK HARD ABOUT THE PAST. IT BRINGS TEARS. dont think more about future it brings tears, live this moment with asmile it brings cheers!
4. every test in life makes us bitter or better, every problems comes to make us or break us, choice is ours to become victim or victorious!
5. search a beutiful hert not a beautiful face. beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful!

rain is irritating if you're getting wet alone. pizza is just junk food if there are no more than a pair of hands picking it up!beach is the dirtiest place if there is no one to hold by and walk by ur side.songs are just a time pass if they dont remind u of someone! no matter how short life is live it with ur loved ones. share every second! love n be loved!

when u fully trust a person without any doubt u'll finally get one of the two results: either a person for life or a lesson for life...

being happy doest mean that everything is perfect, it means that u have decided to see beyond the imperfections. crying isnt showing weakness, its showing that u've been strong for too long! asking for forgiveness doesnt mean that u're a coward but it means that u value the relationship more than ur ego!

when u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go because dreams are the seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows!

if u want to make ur life happy, its better 2 lose ur ego to the one u love then to lose the one u love becoz of ur ego

life becomes exciting when eyes start looking at someone silently BUT life becomes even more exciting when that someone starts reading those eys silently :)

the priest asked little johnny "r u scared to meet satan" he replied, "no i'm not scared of him, but u should be coz u talk shit about him every sunday" :D

listen to every1 and learn from every1becaoz nobody knows everything but everyone knows something :)

yesterday i was clever, so i wanted to change the world. today, i'm wise, so i'm changing myself.

teachers are like babies: they think if they would scream they'd get everything they want :D

attitude reloaded. boy: i hate u, girl: what a coincidence :O

i've learnt...ppl are with u only when they need u, not otherwise. i've learnt...extra care of anyone by u will only bring blame for u, not appreciation. i've learnt... a simple lie by our loved ones can break u more than anything. i've learnt, its very hard to weep alone when there is noo shoulder to support u..ultimately, i've leart, help ppl but not upto the point beyond ur dignity. i've learnt, love urself and love pplbut only if u can do it without expecting from them.

heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of ur life. its a golden jar to collect the sweet moments of ur life :D

after all those years in school. i finally came to know ehat the colin and semi-colins are for...to make winly and smily faces :) ;D

childhood is like being drunk. everyone remembers what u did except u :)

i know lots of ppl hate me coz i'm bad but a few ppl surely love me coz they know my little goodness is not fake :)

there r millions of ppl in this world, then y r u born? the reason is GOD is expecting something from u that is not possible by millions :)

it is possible to cross an ocean without wetting ur legs but is not possible to cross life without wetting ur eyes.

i wish that every1 would get rich, famous and do everything they dreamed of to see that it is not the answer jim carry

sign board at a pakistani petrol pump: plz dont smoke here, we know ur life has no value but petrol is very expensive :O

remembering that i'll be dead soon is the most important toool i've ever encountered to help me make big choices in life. because almost everything--all external expectations, all pride, all fears of embarresment or failure--these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. remembering that you're going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. you're already naked. there is no reason not to follow your heart! steve jobs (commencement speech 2005)

the most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity :D

behind every successful man is a surprised woman :D

as we grow up we think we are losing friends, but the truth is we dont lose friends. we just learn who the real ones are.

good behavior can cover the lack of beauty, but beauty can never cover the lack of good behavior

moods of a woman: an angel of truth and a dream of fiction, shes afraid of a wasp she will scream at a mouse; but will tackle a stranger alone in a house. sour as viniger, sweet as a rose; she'll win u in a rage and enchant u in silk. she'll be stonger than brandy and milder then milk; at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad she'll hate u like poison and love u like mad. now, moods of a man: hungry, angry and sleepy :D

whoevr said 'patience is virtue...had never experienced slow internet :D

something wriiten on a girl's t-shirt walking on the road "u're not looking at the road right now, plz be careful"

new economic analysis in Pakistan--it's better to have a long distance relationship coz mobile call rates are much cheaper than petrol :D

i strongly feel that i have enoght hearts that care for me, but many times life proves that it is just my imagination :(

laughing is the best medicine, but if u're laughing without reason...then u need medicine :D

crushes are the best part of a romance, coz there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. you just look at ur crush and smile like an idiot :D

whats the difference b/w a coffee shop and a wine shop?? simple...coffee shop is the start of a love story and a wine shop is the end of the love story :D

never try to defeat people...just try to win them.

the best relationship is not the one which is free of problem but its the one where one sorry and one smile makes everything just as perfect as before

the best couple in the world is smile and tears. they're not seen together but when they are together it is the best moment of your life :)

never laugh at your friens choices; you're one of them :D

when ur time is good ur mistakes are taken as ajoke but when ur time is bad even ur jokes are taken for mistakes :/

value of a relation is not how happy u feel with someone but is how alone someone feels without you.

ppl always think tht the most painful thing is losing the one u love in ur life. the truth is the most painful thing is losing urself in the process of loving someone too much forgetting that ur special too

an intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. she replied: sacrificing the admiration of hundereds of nice guys to face the criticism of one idiot. :D

so here's how university class works: what we learn in class: 11=2. homework: -55x47y=? exam:308420x2(3454y84)4383z(x-454)(354-y)=? :P

we should have at least one person who calls our name with weird pronunciation., who teases u with the name of guy/girl u like,who makes stupid noises when ur talking on the phone, one who would do anything to get a treat from u, who always reminds u of ur crush, one who wished u happy birthday on ur ex's birthday, who argues with you for nothing, who calls ur branded mobile made in china, who wont let u walk home alone, who thinks ur wallet is their own, whose smile make u smile even tho u're upset :)

a professor explained Marketing to business students:
1. you see a gorgeous girl in a party, u go to her and say i'm rich marry me, thats direct marketing
2. u go to a party and ur friend goes to a girl and pointing at u tells her 'he's very rich, marry him'. thats advertising.
3.girl walks to you and says, u're rich, can u marry me? thats brand recognition.
4. u says i'm very rich marry me and she slaps u, thats customer feedback
5. u say i'm very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband thats demand and supply gap
6. before you say i'm rich marry me and ur wife arrives thats restriction from entering new market :O

friendship is not a word, not merely a relationship. its a silent promise which says 'i was', 'i am' and 'will be' a headache for you forever :)

the most awkward moment is when u get back from university and look at urself in the mirror thinking "...did i really look like this all day?" :D

br stylish but look simple. be tough but look soft. be tense but look cool. be a beginer but look a winner. thats the way to live.

the privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense at all time...and the best thing is that the nonsense is understood, discussed and respected... :)

admit it! at some point in ur life u have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when and how the light inside goes off!!!

girlfriend is like an internet virus. she will enter your life, scan your pocket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download her problems, delete your smile and hang your life :D

the four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical or intellectual, but they are spiritual ones:
1. to return love for hate.
2. to include the excluded.
3. to forgive without apology.
4. to be able to say 'i was wrong'.

you can be happy in life if you avoid just two things 'comparing with others' and 'expecting from others'.

when we were kids none of our friends had a watch but they had time. now all of us have branded watches but none of us have time.

i like to do things which are impossible and nothing is impossible so i do nothing. :P

ppl say they love the rain but whenever it rains they use an umbrella. ppl say they love the sun but when it shines they search for shade! ppl say they love the wind but when it blows they close their windows! thats why i just smile when ppl say they love me...

Always believe in God coz there are some questions in grave that cannot be answered by google.

problems can either make you or break you. the hammer that can break glass can shape steel. its up to u to be glass or steel. have willpower of steel and the vision of glass.

dont spoil what u have by desiring what u dont have. becoz what u have now is one of the many things u once prayed for.

do u know whats harder after making other people happy? to make them realize that you also need someone to do the same.

there is only one perfect mother in the world and every child thinks he has it. there is only one perfect child in this world and every mother thinks the neighbour has it.

cutest feeling in the world is when ur eyes try to get a single look of your love in a crowd...and you find that he/she is already staring at you...

a warning to all: dont try to understand me. if you do, then you'll start loving me ;)

care is to express not to impress people. when care is expressed deeply people will get impressed naturally.

life's most deepest feelings are expressed in silence and the one who can read vlumes from your silence is your true companion.

smile:
you're never truely dressed without a smile martim charnin
beauty is power and smile is the swordcharles reade
people seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smilelee mildon
a smile is an unexpensive way to change your lookscharles gordy

tolerence is the highest degree of your strength and desire ti take revenge is the first sign of weakness.

my presence is not like the rain which comes and goes but its like air; sometimes silent but always around you...

friendship is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel and not how u let go but how u hold on...

sometimes in our life we feel that all doors are closed. at that time remember these words: all doors are closed, not locked :)