wow this is blank and indimitating. i had another account b/f so i'm not a complete noob. u can call me bree. right now i'm a lurker but i'll post stuff at some point. i created this account b/c this one will have some heavier stuff prob'ly which i did not feel comfortable putting on another account (penname always-kh) which had stuff with lower ratings. u can try contacting me on here but i'm not a compulsive email checker so good luck.

abt me:

age: 18

gender: look at the penname. what do you think?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

This is so cute and true!

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss you

funny quote type things:

(gotta love it)

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

-Next Time Someone Says: "Sticks And Stones Will Break My Bones, But Words Can Never Hurt Me."... HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY

-A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

q &a thing

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? i don't think i have any; i've never got any stitches... i think.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? i had to take down my posters so nothing right now but i'd love to get a red jumpsuit apparatus poster i love that band

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? snore. or so i've been told.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? rock mostly but i'll try about anything

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? nope

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? uh i'm pretty content wouldn't complain if i was a better writer though ;P

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? i have various stuffed animals from family members... i don't really know. I've never really been attached to objects unless they somehow have deep sentimental value and i tend to lose things

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5ft 5

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? on occasion

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No, not usually

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't like perfume. and i'm a girl soo if u mean for me i guess i like anything that's not overwhelming

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't know! who cares? not me. if u like him does it matter? nope.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? umm.. idk

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?Ice cream cake

19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? umm i'm gonna get a laptop so that i guess

20. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No, not really.

21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I could honestly care less.

22. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep.

23. WHAT KIND IS IT? birds and a dog

24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don't know, maybe? but that sounds angsty much

25. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Um, tell them? duh.

26. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? wha?

27. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? uhh i'm pretty easygoing so it takes alot but my brother tho technically he's not a what...

28. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yes

29. YOUR WEAKNESSES? not saying

30. FIRST JOB? nature center

31. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?no

32.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? on the internet duh

33. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I don't think so. Maybe when I was little, but I can't remember.

34. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? o.O idk

35. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? yeah

36. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? laptop or cash or itunes all are awesome

37. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I don't know!... if any... i just don't want a huge family like some of those families with 8 kids i say god bless em i say 'cause i couldn't handle that. maybe 2.

38. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? a song

39. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? no

40. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever kind my mom buys.

41. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? nah

42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham!!

43. ANY BAD HABITS? probly

44. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? why would i have it on my shelf then? o.O

45. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listening to "Burn it to the Ground" and "Side of a Bullet" by Nickelback

46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? didn't have one

47. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? no idea

48. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I'm a teenager. We all do.

49. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? The mac and cheese

50. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? If they like me for who I am

51. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? kay. and a few others but i'm not saying those

52. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookie dough

53. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I don't know...their face? hair maybe? oh and height cause i'm too tall for a girl so i'm taller than a lot of the shrimps i hang with

54. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? uhn maybe 'forever 17' by zoegirl or there's a few by superchick that are good dealing with guys, eating disorders (because one of them had one), and other things

55. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? blond

56. EYE COLOR? blue

57. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, not really

58. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my bday maybe

59. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? independant

60. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs, unless the kisses are Hershey

61. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, duh!

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Axel (and squall but he was a ff character first so i'm going with a new original kh character here.)

2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine (though i also like yuffie but she was also a ff character first soo)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? umm I can't for the life of me keep all the organization people straight the only ones i know are roxas, luxlord, marly, demyx, axel, larxene, and zexion so because of that i can't specifically pick one if i don't know his name so that leaves... Seifer though whichever org member it is with the eye patch and scar irritates the hell outta me with his whole way of speaking

4. your least favorite kh girl? why? ummm this one's a lot tougher prob'ly larxine. but i don't really hate any of the kh girls. and the reason for larx is because she beat up on Nami.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) ... any one where axel appears oh and hollow bastion and the other world where you so yuffie and squall...er...leon... i hate that name

6. Least Favorite World? maybe... hmm halloween town and some of the others that i think really don't add to the plot. 100 acre wood's another example.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Any of Donald's staffs

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) ummm... i got nuthin

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) I never used forms...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) AxelxNamine! also really like namora (nami and sora it is not a crack pairing! glares then bursts into laughter)

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? AkuRoku. fangirl pairing explains it all.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. umm which pairings count as crack? oh I read a good megxRiku one.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? AkuRoku. Talk about weird. And stupid. (sorry to those who like those pairings but I don't like yaoi or yuri. At all. don't write it. won't write it. don't ask. also won't read it.)

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? AkuRoku. ...this is getting old. ... God ADD sux. don't know if i'll be able to finish this thing.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Donald. Goofy can't do crap.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? I believe Xemnas places more trust in Saix than any other member (he's like the 2nd in command or something so DUH), but if you're referring to XemSai, then no!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. Hair in front of face does not equal emo. Besides, um, an emo Nobody? Is that possible...? tho i'd love to see it snorts

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? No. Pink Hair =/= Gay. Nor is he a child molester... probabally (sorry i couldn't resist)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No. Full of flaws? hell yeah! (i hate her giggle.)

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Olette, because Namine belongs to Axel. X3 and namixas is soo boring in my opinion sorry. though... olette belongs to hayner but I still dislike namixis...namaxos... namixas?... (how the hell do you spell that pairing name?) more

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? umm... what is this somethin i should know or just some wierd name for somethin-- someone please fill me in

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Absolutely not. Couldn't have KH2 without it. and it has more axel and nami there just isn't enough of either one maybe the new game will have more...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Axel. At least I'd die happy.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Namine. Because.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? ummmmmmmm... drawing a blank

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Alas, I have not. I'd like to cos Namine, maybe. Then again, I have Axel's body shape kinda (my god for a guy he has a waist or hips not sure which but he has an hourglass figure) sooo...

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? That's hard. Demyx fleeing from the scene

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? i don't own the games but i've seen all the clips yeah it's sad i don't have the system or the money for it though

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Elaboration on Organization XIII, of course. :)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Marluxia... zexy looks better but he's so fricken annoying! the whole cloaked schemer thing

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku

34. Roxas or Sora? sora. duh

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. Fire beats water any day. though i'd love adding something some little oneshot about some bad experience w axel and water... fire and water don't mix

36. Kairi or Larxene? kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither. Oops, broke the rules.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Neither. there I go again. but i find zemyx stupid personally 'cause they're 'opposites' but umm well just no. there's a good youtube vid somewhere i'll have to get the link to share my views on it...

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai. anything's better than yaoi... even if both guys are hot

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu. so cute.

42. Cloud or Leon? OMG I HATE YOU CLOUD! make up ur damn mind (choose one of the girls- aerith and tifa are both all over him) and stop running from poor teef! so Leon.

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi, it seems to have more chemistry

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion. i think. how's it go? the only one i can remember is simple and clean it's good but some of the others are better

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) HAH. Lessee. Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Riku, squall cause i will call him that!, maybe sora but not really, maybe cloud... god this is sad but i hope i didn't miss any

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? umm ones i know. i love the final fantasy characters

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Uh. Duh. Kairi/Namine/Xion/Aqua, anyone? How 'bout Roxas/Sora

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? I want me some Orgy XIII...but i don't like xion cuz she messes with all the fanfic i'm writing so i'm ignoring her.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Longer and more hot guys. :3

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? AXELOMGLOL :fangirl: I dunno. Maybe reliving all the Disney worlds that I grew up watching. who came up w/ that? i never woulda especially the ff characters that show up... they're still missing reno and vince in there though... anyway i loved it but the princesses kinda ticked me off 'cept belle! ha elbowing that member in the gut PRICELESS i watched that one on repeat on youtube

I finished!! ha! triumphant music plays in background (lolz)

what org 13 thinks abt you quiz (my results)

Xemnas: Thinks you are a good member.
Xigbar: Thinks you're cool.
Xaldin: Doesn't pay much attention to you.
Vexen: Ignores you in distaste.
Lexaeus: Agknowledges you sometimes, but usually doesn't think much about it.
Zexion: Talks to you frequently about Natural things.
Saix: Glares at you alot because he doesn't understand you.
Axel: Hangs out with you alot and feels like he can speak with you whenever.--YAY!
Demyx: Absolutely loves you
Luxord: Likes to talk and gamble with you. He thinks you're a great friend.
Marluxia: Smiles at you sometimes because he thinks you're 'lovely'.
Larxene: Speaks with you on some occasions, but mostly to rival about the male figures.
Roxas: Doesn't talk much, but he thinks you are a friend.

then a second one i'm the bratty type ;P

Xenmas,Xigbar,vexen, lexaeus,saix, and luxord all say: kill her --wow starts running only one i'd give a damn what he thought of me on that list is luxlord others idc
xaldin: shes way to young 4 me but i love her--creepy much?
zexion: oi back away from my sis. its not her fault she's anoying--lol
axel: good friend--YAY!
demyx: wooo my first girl friend--lol
marluxia: my poor flowers--huh?
larxene: we do loads of pranks on xemnas. we're best buds
boyfriend: demyx brother: zexion--cool w/ that

Type: Fall Girl
Good Qualities: Pleasant, trusting, very loyal
Bad Qualities: Gullible, blindly follows others, underachiever

XIII's opinions:

I. Xemnas: "A very sweet girl, but I have the feeling other members might try to take advantage of her."
II. Xigbar: "Easy to talk to, but not that interesting other than that."
III. Xaldin: "When she first tried to talk to me, I was very short with her. Now she avoids talking to me... maybe she thinks I don't like her?"
IV. Vexen: "Weak and lets people walk all over her."
V. Lexeaus: "She could be so much more. I don't understand why she doesn't realize her full potential."
VI. Zexion: "She's easily manipulated... But very kind. I don't want to see her get hurt."
VII. Saix: "Weakling."
VIII. Axel: "I feel like I have to protect her. I don't know why."
IX. Demyx: "She's really nice to me and talks to me like a big brother or something. We hang out and just talk all the time."
X. Luxord: "It's silly how she acts like everyone is better than her. She has a lot of potential."
XI. Marluxia: "Perhaps she can aid me in overthrowing Xemnas..."
XII. Larxene: "A weak-willed girl, but no one would suspect she'd betray the Organization. Marluxia and I are already beginning to befriend her..."
XIII. Roxas: "I like her a lot. I just hope Marluxia and Larxene don't do anything to her. They've been scheming a lot lately..."

ehhh i sound like nami. maybe that's the idea.

I'm: Alice Cullen You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.--cool she's definitely my favorite female character from twilight

okay some sad stuff:

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

--In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

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I got this poem and the other thing below from another author's page

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

MONTH ONE:

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

MONTH TWO:

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

MONTH THREE:

You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

MONTH FOUR:

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

MONTH FIVE:

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?

MONTH SIX:

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

MONTH SEVEN:

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am a Christian but I hate all those who call themselves christians and then hate on others for any reason: religion, sexual orentation (gay, straight, bi, etc), or anything else. you don't have to agree with how other ppl live or what they believe but u do need to respect them as ppl!!

Hate crimes can be perpetrated for any reason for any prejudice you hold against another group. they need to end! if you believe this post it in your profile!

When people are harrased in school because of their sexual orentation something is wrong! We need to stop it. It doesn't matter what you think about the issue. These are still people getting harrased because of the way they live, it is still discrimination!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

(I got this from someone else's proflie- it's not mine the ones in bold are the ones i usually am judged as/labeled as-- I hate labeling!)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~´~~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father and the glory of Heaven.

oh and: my mother chose life how about yours? Abortion stops hearts from beating; call it what you like it doesn't change the facts. a fetus is not just a part of its mother's body it has its own DNA and its own life. and there are adoption centers out there-- many women chose abortion because they think it's the only way; it is not.

funny stuff

In case you need proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm..Something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3.. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering
machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we
won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place..

8.. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.-- yeah i've commented on that b/f i find it hilarous but not as funny as this: a blind man tried to drive a car, crashed it into a wall, and then tried to sue someone... i hope he didn't win... america's sue happy

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?-- or why they gave kamichaze pilots helmets?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?--lol i love this one

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while..