Hola, Bonjour, Ainu, Shlama alukh, Yoga and Hello. Welcome to my profile!

Name: You can call me Splotdog.

Country: England.

Gender: Girl, but not a girly one!

Sports: You mean favourite sport? Umm, err, hockey I guess or dogeball, when I don't get hit.

Occupations: School. But for money I do gardening, does that count??

Age: 12 but 13 next Marchb (27th if anyone's interested!)

Songs i like: Anything by Natasha Bedingfeild.

Favoite animal: Giraffe

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. I don't have an Ipod but in my cd rack it's Queen.

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: No clue, I always think I'm facing North.

What is the weather? Freezing, it's Summer.

Favorite PJO character: Grover, every time!

Gods or Titans? Gods, duh

Ranger or Knight? Dunno, I'd rater date a Ranger but if I was attaked by a dragon a knight would be useful...

Bow or Sword? Bow cuz I can use it.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?FREINDS! It's the only thing I watch!

Without looking, guess what time it is:11:13 and 5 seconds.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:13 and 6 seconds, I can't even cheat right.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A lawn mower, why do you care?

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I think it was half five this morning. I was making my sundial.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The computers loading screeen...?

What are you wearing? Jeans, a black hoodie and a zebra top from H&M

What is the last film you saw? Princess Diaries 2

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Frankie or Elizebeth.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nathan or Lucas.

What's the dream you had last night?Somethnig to do with a boat...

Do you Dream in colour or black and white? Colour.

Do you watch dreams from a distance or are seeing things as the person you dream about? A person.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your favourite books, in no particular order.

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Annabeth

3. Rusty

4. Dan

5. Amy

6. Ron Weasly

7. Eponine

8. Young Cosette

9. Grover

10. Callie

11. Tyson

12. Posiodon

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No but it could be amusing.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? On a scale of one ten? about -5,000

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? She'd have a baby?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?No but bring them on!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Annabeth is like Hermione...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 5 and 9 because it would be fun.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? You just made that up, whats a fluff?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Ages ago, it was awfull

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).What is the title of this story? Fluff!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? Not surprised, it's happened before in many fics.

Stories I'm writing

What if?

Stories I've finished

Stranger in a church
Please
Castle on a cloud

so I deleted some? What's it to you? this way I can write better ones?

Now I have nothin else to say so her's a load of copy and paste things I like!

If you have ever burst out laughing for no good reason copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it effects...copy this into your profile

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. (I'm weird and proud of it!!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8.You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9.you think about how stupid you are for reading this list.

10.You were too busy to notice number five.

11.you actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12.And your laughing at your stupidity.

13.Put this in your pro if you fell for it.You know you did.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

Thats all but can you do me a favour and reveiw my stories. It'd be apreciated!
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