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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Companions Quartet, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
A little intro to yours truely
Previously BethanyJayne but i feel this is more creative and generally better.
Height: I'm Small (4'9'')
Nationalty: The country of tea!!! ENGLAND FTW!
Skin Tone: Olive
Hair colour: Light Brown
Eye colour: Hazel
I love Somethingaboutthemoon aka Holly
A preview to my stories.
The New Quidditch Chant
Harry was the first to break the arkward silence.
"Ok, if this is about me putting the crabs in the potions rooms then-"
"No, Wait, THAT WAS YOU!" Snape cut in.
"QUIET" All eyes went to Dumbledore, he continued speaking "Harry, this is not about crabs or class rooms."
"You are here because the first-year Griffindors have a new quidditch chant and we thought you might know something about it."
"What's the chant?" Harry asked The few first-years instantly clapped rhythmically and shouted together
"DRACO MALFOY, TAKE IT UP THE ARSE. DRACO MALFOY, TAKE IT UP THE ARSE"
When Harry Listens to Music
"Harry, Voldemort didn't use the killing curse to kill your parents. He used a gun."
"Harry, my mum has just turned into a squirrel."
"Harry, it wasn't my mum, it was Bellatrix in disguise."
"Harry, its ok I shot her with Voldemort's gun."
But Connie knew what to do; she was used to weird conversations. She has a little brother that gave her a lot of practise.
"Kullervo, the mean that you meant was a good mean to mean and but I meant that the mean of my meant is mean, and you love to kill a lot of guys. I'm not smitten in love because that would mean that the mean meant for the mean would mean not the meant of the mean but the mean of the meant, get what I mean? Because the meant of the mean would mean that your curry is getting cold!" Connie shouted back, not noticing that Col was still high up in the tree, looking down at the enemies, he was extremely confused.
"Ummm.. yeah I guess I get what you mean is what I meant to mean but anyway back to you being my companion. I'M ANGRY, you upset the bottom of my heart. And for your information I warmed up my curry which means I mean business, but I'm still angry at you."
When Simple Chess Becomes Revolutionary
"Ok people" Zeus spoke up "I want a dirty game with a high body count!"
"Let the game begin!" Athena cried
"How do you play chess?"
... Face palm.
"So, you think McGonagall took the ukulele?"
"Clearly she is the culprit. Does this make us the Elizabethan Secret service?" Her expression is deadly serious.
"Why of course, Luna." I'm keeping a calm exterior. Poor Luna's focussed on me like I'm preaching about Blibbering Humdingers. "We must stop the Ukulele Conquerors such as McGonagall, or the world will spiral into chaos."
"We can get the Wrackspurts to help us, I'll go signal them." Luna bounces excitedly then skips out of the divination lesson.
Girls Don't realize these things:
But most of all...
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
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