Alex Kade
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since: 05-21-09, id: 1942337, Profile Updated: 01-26-12
country: USA
Author has written 73 stories for National Treasure, Royal Pains, Wizards of Waverly Place, Losers, Magnificent Seven, Moonlight, Dark Angel, Fantastic 4, Mission: Impossible, and Avengers.

Profile ADD!!!!! Yes, I'm changing it up, yet again. Gotta keep y'all updated on the new goings on, right?

Anywho, for those that don't know me, I clearly have an obsession with writing fanfiction. I'm up to, what? Like sixty stories right now in how many different fandoms? I have issues...

If you like canon, that's me. I'm super OCD for trying to keep my fics as close to canon (or, if the fandom calls for it, certain fanon aspects) as possible. Characterization is very important to me, which I do my best to portray in my dialogue and character actions as much as possible. Canon relationships are important to me, too, so if there's no slash in the original material, it won't be in my stories. Sorry, slash fans! Nothing against it, just tweaks my canon OCD, lol.

I tend to specialize in action, humor, some angst, and heavy on the whump. Beating the crap out of my favorite characters seems to be a favorite pastime... I blame it on the serial killer I clearly was in a past life. I can see no other logical explanation for this behavior.

Real life stuff? I'm currently the Editor in Chief of the movie division of the TV/film blog I write for (We Heart TV - see the homepage link above), so if I can't get on to update a story for a while I'm probably busy with that.

I'm also the founder and site admin for 'The Beta Branch' - a beta reading community forum - so if you guys are looking for a fun way to improve your writing, meet fellow fic writers, need some help on a plot device, or can offer services as a beta reader, go on over to:

The Beta Branch (links are disabled on ffn right now it seems... go to http://thebetabranch.prophpbb.com)

We welcome anyone who wants to join, but please be respectful to other writers; and if you can't handle constructive criticism, this probably isn't the place for you. Have fun with it! (*Note: The WIPs section cannot be viewed unless you are a registered member. There are several stories in various phases of being beta'd on there, so if you want to see how that's done you need to register.)

I also want to send out a special thanks to the members of the writing circle I'm part of. You guys know who you are. Without them, I wouldn't be writing nearly as much as I do. You guys rock!


1. Turn of Phrase » reviews
Brandt is trying his hardest to cope in the aftermath of traumatic events.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-27-12 - Published: 2-6-12 - W. Brandt
2. Rain Dance reviews
Some Losers fun involving a drought, alcohol, and a rain dance.
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-12 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete
3. Keeping Count reviews
Just a tiny little, very literally "In the moment" sort of poetic piece. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-12 - Complete
4. Fear of the Unknown » reviews
No slash! Jensen is in trouble, big trouble, and it's up to the team to save his life. *note - please don't bail when you come to the OOC parts in the first couple chapters. I promise there is an explained and planned reason for this behavior!
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,886 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 8-26-10 - J. Jensen
5. After 'while » reviews
Hunt and team are having more difficulty than they thought in keeping Brandt down post-the events of 'Unexpected Enemy.'
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 1-14-12 - W. Brandt
6. Bows, Bazookas, Bets, and Boredom reviews
Sequel to "Bungle in the Jungle." The boys are blowing off some steam while they heal. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-8-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
7. Suffer the Pain of Failure reviews
A deadly trap, a fight for survival, and a crushing blow to the Avengers. Will they all make it out alive? Rated T for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 3-2-12 - Complete
8. Violent Redemption » reviews
Brandt's worst nightmare - another protection detail. Will he make the ultimate sacrifice to make sure things go according to plan this time?
Mission: Impossible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 2-29-12 - Published: 1-23-12 - W. Brandt
9. Insults and Insecurities reviews
Some darker inner speculations from our favorite heroes from early on in the formation of their team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-12 - Complete
10. Wrong Way to Die reviews
Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 2-18-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
11. Payback's a Hulk reviews
Tony and Clint. Tony and Clint bored and a little pissed off at each other. This can only end in tears... Rated for language. Let the shenanigans begin!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-16-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
12. Hell or High Water reviews
Brandt, Benji, a cage, a sinking boat, and some humorous whump. Need I say more?
Mission: Impossible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-30-12 - W. Brandt & Benji D. - Complete
13. Battling Guilt reviews
Brandt and team deal with failure the best way they know how...
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-27-12 - W. Brandt - Complete
14. My Friend, My Enemy reviews
Chris is caught between old friends and new, with Ezra's life hanging on his decision.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-14-12 - Chris L. & Ezra S. - Complete
15. 10 Songs About Brandt reviews
I accepted PeggsterLover's song drabble mission! I counter Benji with Brandt!
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-12-12 - W. Brandt - Complete
16. Unexpected Enemy reviews
Brandt finds out the hard way that the most dangerous foe is the one no one expects...
Mission: Impossible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-5-12 - W. Brandt - Complete
17. Surviving the 80's reviews
Just a little Brandt and Benji nonsense while they're escaping some bad guys.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-25-11 - W. Brandt & Benji D. - Complete
18. Croatoa Bloopers » reviews
I just felt like writing something funny, so here are some bloopers to go along with my National Treasure: Croatoa story. If you haven't read it, this won't make much sense to you, so you might want to check that out first! :
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 6-8-09
19. National Treasure 3: Croatoa » reviews
This time it's Riley's turn to track down the treasure, but he finds himself facing someone who wants the treasure much more than he does - and is willing to do anything for it. Riley's past revealed, some whumpage, and all our fav characters are back!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,536 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 5-23-09 - Riley P.
20. Flowers and Flames reviews
Johnny's cold may not be what it seems...
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-11 - Complete
21. Death By Skate reviews
This was not the way he expected to go down...
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-10-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
22. Denial reviews
Addictions, support, and a bit of trickery...
Losers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-11 - Pooch & J. Jensen - Complete
23. Last Riddle reviews
SR: In the aftermath of tragedy, Fox insists on a little game with her favorite pupil.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
24. Nightmare On Repeat reviews
OW: The present and past collide in a very negative way for one of the seven. Can his friends help him ride out the storms?
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
25. Elusive Evasion reviews
OW: Ezra's ignoring Chris, who's trying to avoid Ezra, who's trying to escape Nathan, who's scolding Josiah, who's lecturing Chris, all in a big circle of confusion and misunderstanding!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-22-11 - Chris L. & Ezra S. - Complete
26. What the Storm Brought In reviews
OW: Nettie's cabin, a terrible storm, a visitor, and a dance!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-11 - Nettie W. & Ezra S. - Complete
27. When The Clock Strikes reviews
OW: A little twist on a Cinderella story...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
28. Broken Dreams reviews
OW: A little - okay a lot of - reworking the ending of 'Obsession' with tons more whump and angst and everything that makes us morbid fans smile.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-21-11 - Ezra S. & Chris L. - Complete
29. Only a Child reviews
OW: The Seven from the view of a child's over-active imagination
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-11 - Billy T. - Complete
30. Lesson Learned reviews
ATF: The boys get a little revenge on their sometimes overbearing leader...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-11 - Chris L. - Complete
31. It Happened One Night reviews
ATF: Vin gets an unexpected nightly visitor...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-11 - Vin T. & Ezra S. - Complete
32. Fit For A Queen reviews
OW: A "missing scene" from 'Working Girls'
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-11 - Vin T. & Ezra S. - Complete
33. Empty Spotlight reviews
OW: Character reflection on his role in the Seven.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
34. Born Again reviews
OW: One of the boy's thoughts on death and rebirth.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-11 - Chris L. - Complete
35. RESPECT reviews
Some mess hall shenanigans with our favorite boys!
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
36. Reconnecting reviews
Two old friends reconnect over a game of Halo...
Crossover - National Treasure & Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-21-11 - Riley P. & J. Jensen - Complete
37. Floodgate reviews
A bit of Jensen's not-so-pleasant past in the face of a present accident which might leave him completely alone...
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-21-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
38. Flight Jitters reviews
Alec's learning how to fly...literally!
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-11 - Alec & Max - Complete
39. A Page Too Long reviews
Max might finally get rid of that pager...
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-11 - Max & Alec - Complete
40. Vampire Humor reviews
Mick gets a surprise birthday present from Josef...
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-11 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
41. Yellow and Green Make A Man Blue » reviews
Does Evan ever consider the potential health risks to tagging along with a doctor? Well, he's about to find out first-hand, and there's not much Hank can do about it but watch as his brother's life hangs in the balance.
Royal Pains - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,058 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 7-21-11 - Published: 8-10-09
42. Drastic Measures reviews
Riley's got to get himself out of a little jam.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-11 - Riley P. - Complete
43. On the Wind reviews
OW: Ezra shares a tradition he learned from a childhood friend.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-4-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
44. Duel reviews
The last in the Dance Trilogy!
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete
45. Focus reviews
A drabble on thinking like the soldier that he is...
Losers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
46. Outside the Lines reviews
Just another silly story with Jensen being, well, silly. He's a special kid...
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-20-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete
47. Ambush » reviews
Clay's team is in Denver on a mission and gets some surprise help from an old friend of Cougar's. *crosses with ATF AU*
Crossover - Magnificent Seven & Losers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 3-26-11
48. Bail reviews
Jensen and Cougar need Pooch to come bail them out of jail after a very interesting day...
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-2-11 - J. Jensen & Pooch - Complete
49. Wired reviews
Jensen is normally hyper, they can accept this. But what happens when he gets into a lil something that ups the level to near uncontrollable?
Losers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-15-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
50. Fusion reviews
Did Jensen's, now it's Cougar's turn to dance! Happy birthday to Cougs and all the Cougar babies out there!
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-14-11 - Cougar - Complete
51. Dirty reviews
This one's for the ladies! It's Jensen's birthday, but things don't go quite as planned for the Losers...
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-13-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
52. Dust to Dust reviews
In the aftermath of the helicopter explosion, one of the Losers does his best to try to bring his team back together...
Losers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-11 - J. Jensen - Complete
53. Losing It » reviews
His men are being tortured, and there's nothing Clay can do to stop it. Can they make it out with their minds still in tact?
Losers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-7-11 - J. Jensen & F. Clay - Complete
54. Crackfic From Beta Hell: Losers Edition reviews
Every bad Losers fanfic you have ever read combined into one giant vortex of funny! *Don't read at work...*
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-11 - Complete
55. Conundrum reviews
OW: Ezra faces a tough decision - NO WHUMP! lol
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
56. Oops reviews
OW: Ezra wakes up a bit...confused. This one's a funny. :
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-18-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
57. Odd One Out » reviews
OW: Ezra's left to fend for himself again ...or is he?... *some chapters may have content not suitable for sensitive readers*
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,550 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 3-11-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
58. Til Dawn reviews
OW: Everyone's hurt. Everyone! And poor Ezra's the only one fit enough to watch over them all...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-16-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
59. Cheating Death reviews
OW: Not a deathfic, but a Death fic!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-15-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
60. Playing the Game reviews
OW: Leave it to Ezra and his misunderstandings to make his own life more difficult...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-12-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
61. Lucky Shot reviews
OW: A Vin guilt story! In the aftermath of a terrible accident...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-2-11 - Vin T. & Ezra S. - Complete
62. TradeOff reviews
If Ezra could tell me how he felt about being in our fanfics...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-16-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
63. Justin's Journal reviews
The title says it all! Just a short playing with some humor.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-15-11 - Justin R. & Alex R. - Complete
64. Bad Dog reviews
An explosion, a few injuries, a hospital, some odd thoughts, and a really big dog! - and plenty of Jensen 'cause I loves him so much...
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-13-11 - J. Jensen & F. Clay - Complete
65. Living Metronome reviews
ATF: A very serious injury story. If you're squeamish, I wouldn't recommend. If you like classical music, I would recommend. If that statement has now sparked your curiosity, read on!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-6-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
66. Bored reviews
ATF: The last in my "Unarmed Series". Ezra's bored. Shenanigans ensue. Chris is a might ticked. This one's just for laughs - had to give the poor guy a break from the angsty stuff!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-5-11 - Chris L. & Ezra S. - Complete
67. A Phone Call Away reviews
ATF: Read "In His Head" and "Go Home!" first if you want this to make sense! More drama and lots more humor with a rather inebriated Southern agent... All the boys are there, too!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-3-11 - Ezra S. - Complete
68. Matter of Pride reviews
OW: My usual antics using Four Corners' unsuspecting gambler as bait - though I think he may be starting to catch on... See what happens in a fight between him and a certain irritable gunslinger...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-2-11 - Ezra S. & Chris L. - Complete
69. Go Home! reviews
ATF: This is a sequel to "In His Head." I highly recommend you read that one first!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-27-10 - Chris L. & Ezra S. - Complete
70. In His Head reviews
ATF: Oh, the things that run through our boy's head when he injures himself. Just a one-shot bit of Ezra and pain and a bit of silliness in the process. Vin also jumps in partway through. ;
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-10 - Ezra S. & Vin T. - Complete
71. Speak No Evil » reviews
OW: How can something that was supposed to be so good wind up going so horribly bad? Why, because Ezra is involved, of course! Another Ez whump story - poor boy, why can't us fangirls leave him alone? - told mostly in a series of flashbacks.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 12-2-10 - Ezra S. - Complete
72. Tainted Vengeance » reviews
NO JALEX! Just thought I'd throw that right out there. Episodic action taking place any time after the movie. Justin's magic is acting quirky, Alex gets kidnapped, Max has to step up his game to help them both, and a vengeance plot unfolds!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 10-10-09 - Complete
73. Burned Again reviews
Just my take on what might be going through Evan's head as he runs off to see his father. Following the season finale, of course.
Royal Pains - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-29-09 - Evan L. - Complete
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