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Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and iCarly. College was pretty damn annoying. People did warn me, but damn if I didn't ignore them. Oh well, at least I'm graduating in a bit. So. Who am I? Well, I'm an 21 year old Chicano college senior. I'm barely surviving as it is since a) I'm a horrible procrastinator and b) I have no money for food. Additionally, my classes are doing their hardest to slowly kill me. I set up my schedule so that I wouldn't be comatose in class, but that didn't stop half my professors from being more aggravating than cats in heat. Some Random Crap About Yours Truly: 1) I don't do text speak. Ever. Why? I found a better way to corrupt the English language. Spanglish. 2) I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar. Now, if we were talking tamales...well...murder's not off the table. 3) I have four sisters. No brothers. Yeah. 4) I like Frank Sinatra, Seether, Eminem and (sometimes) Kanye West, but hate Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga. 5) I drink water and Mountain Dew. Mostly water. 6) My best friend is the only guy who can make me gag in disgust and horror. He calls that Monday. I call him Bastard. 7) My life philosophy is: live and let live, until you piss me off. Then I find you. 8) My favorite shows are Bones, Supernatural, Burn Notice, White Collar and Castle. And yes, reality shows suck. A lot. 9) My decision making process is ridiculously simple. It consists of one sole question. "Why not?" 10) Terry Goodkind is amazing. Jim Butcher is awesome. Rick Riordan is inspired. Their novels damn near got me to become an English major, but my love for Psychology manages to prevail again and again. That's enough for now... Or not... It's slightly embarrassing, but I have become oddly fond of iCarly. I just can't explain it. After seeing the second half of an episode (iKiss) I got interested, and have been reading some fanfics and well now I'm going to write one in hopes of getting it out of my system. I stole this from azngirl1123. The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). | |||||||||
1. iSit in the back seat » reviewsFreddie reunites with his best friends after his first semester in college. Everything is right on the drive to Bushwell Plaza: he fights with Sam, & Carly tries to stop them. But life will always throw curve balls at random times. How will Freddie deal?iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-17-11 - Published: 12-16-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B.2. Wedding Crashers » reviewsContinuation of Birthday Surprise. It's Percy's wedding day and he's nervous. Will he be calm enough by sunset?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 6-12-09 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete3. Birthday Suprise » reviewsThree years after the Titan War, Percy turns nineteen. He gets a surprise visit from dad during his suprise party, and a generous gift. Then he surprises Annabeth Read and review. Rated T just to be safe.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete4. Reunited reviewsPercabeth. Before LO. What SHOULD have happened. One shot. Read and review, but be gentle, it's my first time. Don't own PJO.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-23-09 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete