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Author has written 34 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto, Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, Pokémon, Prototype, Assassin's Creed, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Bleach, Inheritance Cycle, Book X-overs, and Code Geass. YO: Names Tenchi 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Got it from 'xXKuroTenshi666Xx' When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.(lol. I found this on someone's profile, and I remember thinking when I was little that if I ran into the Trix rabit, I would give him some Trix) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.' A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 If found this little thing from chocolate sage , who by the way has an interesting concept to THIS PERSON'S stories. Now why am i posting THIS AUTHORS work... BECAUSE I F3CKING AGREE WITH IT Kishimoto hating circle: (7/10) Kishimoto Rant on the Naruto series: warning contains spoilers NARUTO- What the bloody hell happen? The series started out so well. But then you started getting chummy with Sasuke. Can we say Mary Jane boys and girls? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SET SASUKE UP WITH 'YEARS' OF TRAINING WITH A BLOODY POWER HUNGRY SANNIN AND THEN LEAVE NARUTO WITH JACK SQUAT? DID NARUTO LEARN ANYTHING FROM HIS TIME WITH JIRAIYA? He left a chipper blonde brat and he returned a nostalgic blond brat with hardly anything to show for it. YES you wanted to stick to the formula -3 protagonist trade mark techniques that beats em' all and what not. BUT WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO USE SOME VARIETY? The resengan, kick ass. The Kage-bushin, again kick-ass. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH THE RASSEN-SHURIKAN? YOU GIVE FUCKING SASUKE THE ETERNAL SHARIGAN THAT LETS HIM PERFORM S-RANK JUTSU WITH EASE AND THEN FINALLY GIVING NARUTO A POWER THAT MIGHT POSSIBLE RIVAL THAT. YOU TAKE IT AWAY! THE BLOODY SAGE-MODE (THAT HE'S NOT EVEN PROFICIENT IN) DOESN'T CUT IT! Okay Kishimoto. Enough is a fucking nuf'. Killing Kakashi, I was okay with. Killing Asuma while extremely unneeded. I got over. Fucking over Jiraiya... that was un-acceptable. WHY THE HELL WAS THAT EVEN NECCESSARY? WHAT THE HELL DID THAT ACCOMPLISH? ALL IT DID WAS PISS OFF EVERYONE IN THE LEAF- AND MADE NARUTO SLIGHTLY MORE FURIOUS AT PEIN THAN HE ALREADY WAS! Itachi... you killed him off as well. The most bad arse mofo in the game and you killed him off. YOU killed off one of the most popular characters in your series, and are probably laughing it off in your wine cellar like the dickens. However Itachi was a support character. I found your resoning in that and accepted it. BUT CONVERTING HIM AFTER YOU KILLED HIM I DO NOT! How the HELL do you get off pissing on his grave with your bigot slander Kishi? YOU showed him as a villain. YOU had him fit the bill. THEN YOU DUMP ACID ON ITACHI'S CROTCH BY CONVERTING HIM TO THE GOOD SIDE! Its bad enough you hardly gave him any air time. BUT with the little you do, you pull this BS? Now onto the Pein game. SCREW YOU KISHIMOTO! How the bloody hell are you going to pull some utter bull like that? HOW DO YOU GET OFF REVIVING 'EVERYONE' THAT WAS KILLED IN THE DAMN POWER STRUGGLE! I HOPE AKIRA TORIYAM SUES YOUR ASS FOR PULLING SHIT OUT OF HIS PLAYBOOK. THIS IS NARUTO NOT DRAGONBALL Z. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT SERIES OR CRAFTED YOURS TO MODEL AFTER IT. THE DBZ SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH ANY VALIDATION! Okay its your story, you've made your multi millions off your damnable merchandise and you've robbed any shred of respect I was had for you. I was one of the people that would defend you, now... the series ending better be fantastic, if I even stay along that long to see pardon me read it. Because you cheap rat bastards stopped transalating it. Kishimoto has left so many character's with so much potential in the series go to waste and I'll make it my personal duty to exact these wrongs done to the Narutoverse. These people are: Itachi - he had so much more to give, but I do relize he was only a support character. Kisame - We saw this guy like what 5 times? Killer Bee - His fight was B.S and made me cry Garra - He needs more air time damn it! Lee/ Gai - who needs the fountain of youth when you got these two? Tobi - he gave a new meaning to spontaneous Kakashi - poor sensei/human being/role model or not he doesn't get enough credit for all the things he has done. Haku - potential layed waste before it could even truly start. Hinata- poor Hyuuga tormented/abused in fiction and almost useless in canon until the filler arcs. What have we done! Shikamaru- Manga wise this guy's pretty well off but in fiction... Come on people this pinapple headed smart ass has the potential to be the strongest guy in the manga. We already know he going to end up the most intelligent guy in the hidden leaf why not add some muscle mass and jutsu to his arsenal, neh? The only thing holding him back is his laziness and that can be solved with a creative attitude adjustment. The list goes on but that is it for now. Got this from withRainEyes Unless your Shakespeare, stay away from inordinately cliche and overused plots that no one would ever do, especially when you have a million dollar franchise that includes audiences over the age of eight. Thanks Kishimoto, for ruining your manga so I no longer have to waver between, "Wow...that was a really dumb plot", and "Wow...that was a terrible idea, but at least it wasn't as bad as the last one." and i have officially lost hope in Naruto. As a character, and a series. 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sephiroth’s Sword If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. NamelessHeretic "It takes real guts to admit you're a coward." Zendura Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything. NarutoBrat's Shit happens, find a toilet Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash. If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want. Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye. When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back. When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else. My girlfriend is a cannibal...she eats kids by the millions. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting. Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth. MountainWind I feel the ‘urge to merge. I like fleshy pink tacos, with extra special sauce Unknown When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard. When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Guys just so you know if your going to review please don't flame i would actually perfer you guys to critque me on how i can improve. it has been a long while since i've written and i need to get back into gear. Flamers don't waste your time. This is from Ranmawho1 Before I continue, I'm gonna rant. I'm gonna be brutally honest, so bear with me. Far, FAR too many times, I've clicked on a review board, only to see a good writer getting flammed because some stupid asshole doesn't like how they've done something. GROW UP PEOPLE! This is a fanfiction site, A FAN-FUCKING-FICTION SITE! Do you know what that means? That means that this site was created for the express purpose of writing stories based off of popular media, and they are FANFICTIONS!! Now please, hold your gasps of surprize at such a shocking revelation, and pay attention! Who gives a flying fuck if someone wants to write a story and change how someone in the story acts, thinks, dresses, fucks, calles themselves, or any of that stupid shit? You wanna know something? There are no characters, NONE, who are cannological characters (the only, and I mean ONLY excptions being parts of a fanfic that were taken directly from whatever story their based off of, and written WORD FOR WORD, and even then, there's a chance of the characters becoming ooc.)! No matter how well you may think you know a character, no matter how much time you've invested in studying them, unless you are the character's actual CREATOR, there is no way in HELL that you can be absolutely certain that how you have a character react to any given situation would be how the creator would have them react. So quit flaming people over stupid crap you hypocritical dip-shits! And because of you fuckin' flamin' dipshits, I'm takin' my other rant off! Thank you. Well you heard him Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. RIP We shall remember Purgatory You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile From Tenchi Sawada Our world is different. Our world today is made from terrorisom as a bomb that blow up and kill inoocnet people. Our world today is made up of hunger as kids who kill each other to get a bowl of rice. Our world today is made up of bullets as they enter the so called enemies body. Our world today is made of money as the have many and the many have few. Our world today comes from sweat as workers sweat in work shops over their long hours. Our world today comes from fear as people wonder if today is their last. Our world today comes from death as thousands die everyday. Our world today sees blood as a women kills her cheating husband. Our world today sees poverty from as a man scavanges the garbage to find some food to eat. Our world needs ears to hear the cry of the poor. OUr world needs eyes to see our own faults. Our world needs hands to help others stand. Our world needs feet to keep progressing. Our world needs hope to see a better day. Our world needs love so that we may stand together as brothers and sisters in arms. Our world needs strenght to perservere through tough times. Our world needs Unity so that we may work out our differences and make a better life for all. Our world needs: We are creatures of amazing potential. It is not whether we want use that potential or not but rather can we. If we are to move forward as a human race then we must make sure that no one is left behind. For if we do than we are spread apart and weaker, so that a strong force could divide us and turn us against each other. It is evident that in all things we are simple parts of the greater unison. It is only when we see that, we can truly progress. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you believe in the Human race -TenchiSawada I got this stuff from my Partner and it is hella funn yshit Love Reign O'er Me--The Who "Who?" "Yes." "What?" "No, The Who." "The WHO?" "Yes." "What?" "No, Who." Confucius say: war does not determine who is right. War determines who is left. Someone: "Why don't you bike to school, Wyatt?" It had a massive advantage. And by massive I mean like T-Rex versus Teletubby advantage Today, I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her what a nerd was. She said someone who knows stuff. Then I asked her how that was an insult. She's still confused. I win." I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Oh my Science! Some things on my "Things To Do Before I Die" list are "Save or drastically improve the life of at least one person through genetic research, genetic therapy, or other genetic work" and "Get a gym full of people to sing Bohemian Rhapsody impromptu." Wow, I was expecting her to yell "MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!" when she fell down the stairs. Oh no! Someone on the Internet has a different opinion than I do! As this is most serious business, and the Internet itself is the most serious of serious business, I am thus rightfully shocked and offended by this heinous turn of events! I will proceed to write angry things about this person in my blog/livejournal/deadjournal/greatjournal/other online journal equivalent/website/email/offline journal/diary/letter to my senator so that others may learn of my extreme displeasure and take the appropriate action! "Like, this bill only applies to human beings. So for example this doesn't include like shooting covenant dudes. I know as much of video games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me up for the end of the world." --Hiei-chibi "There's all kinds of 'we'! 'We', 'oui, and my favorite 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE'" -- Cosmo Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity Caution! Water on road when raining Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!! Don't think of yourself as an ugly person...just a beautiful monkey Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet that has chocolate Love is beautiful, love is painful, and love is undescribable...Damn that's cheesy... better scratch that... and now moving on... What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works The funniest thing about this sentance is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid "I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubble gum." "You know, I once read that in a fortune cookie." “Im not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” --Naru-chan The day she would trust Naraku is the day she would dress up in a bunny suit and hop around Tokyo carrying a sign that would say, “I am the great Easter bunny. Bow down and kiss my furry ass.” --Kagome-chan A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' “Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...” --Sirius One by one the pixies steal my sanity I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t "High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls!" --Shigure-kun “Neji! I knew it! Enjoy your youth Neji! Enjoy it with a beautiful flower like Tenten! Get married! Have dozens of kids! Name them all Lee! I’d be honored!” --Lee-kun First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did” “All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” --Naru-chan You're only as old as the person you're sleeping with “Hell was full, so I came back” First person: “I think his brain turned to mush” Second person: “He had a brain?” “it’s all right to be afraid. After all, bravery comes from fear. Anything else is just stupidity ...shut up, Sasuke.” --Naru-chan "Yeah, Yeah. Roar, roar to you too buddy" -Inu-kun to Fluffy-sama “I’m the damn Hokage, I can afford to be fashionably late once in a while.” --Arashi-sama “The short of it is that I consider it my civic duty to piss you all off. Thank you.” --Harry Money doesn't grow on trees. If it did, then I would be outside raking. "So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China." --Miroku-kun "I'm gonna build my own lunar landing. With flapjacks and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar landing and the flapjacks. Aah screw the whole thing." --Bender “I shouldn’t, but I can, so I will…” “MOM! Mom we’re in trouble! This guy who looked like a gay pirate attacked us he gave Sasuke a weird looking hickey it looks bad we need help right now!” --Naru-chan talking to Irene-san about Oro-teme in the Forest Of Death "YES, damn it! Let's fucking go already! The sooner I give up the Tetsusaiga, the sooner we can all DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH." --Inu-kun “Hey Urameshi, you answering machine is winking at me!” --Kazuma-kun "Screw you guys, I'm going home." --Cartman "Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" "You Bastards!" --Kyle and Stan. "Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans "I may be in charge now, but even I will be ruled by my wife when I go home!"Random Villian from Fruits Basket “That’s because Neji was brought up to be a prim and proper lady,” --Naru-chan “I can’t very well beat anyone up if my own powers are kicking my ass.” --Harry 'This is NARUTO time, meaning you SHUT UP and listen!' --Naru-chan People have hope, Because they cannot see Death standing behind them. “Kitling, one true friend can be worth having to deal with a hundred mean kids. But if they’re mean to you again just tell me and I’ll beat ‘em up for you….and Gaara can hide the bodies in his gourd.” --Naru-chan to Kizuko-chan “Aha. Ha. Ha. Oh, sorry, what? I was too busy laughing at your obvious lack of self dignity and dress sense.” --Lily to James "If heaven doesn't have gay porn, i don't wanna go..." “Oh yes, Pick on the orphan boy with guilt issues.” --Harry Hehe!! I’m a Ninja! You can’t see me! -looks around suspiciously- Because I’m in your pants!! -laughs- "I absolutely refuse to believe that you can possibly be anything but uke with that much make-up on." --Miroku-kun to Fluffy-sama “Pack your bags everybody, Naruto’s taking us on an ego trip.” -- Sasuke-chan “What do you mean plan? I’ll hold Naruto down, and you can shove some apples down his throat or something.” said Sasuke. “What? No!” Sakura exclaimed “Fine, if you like, you hold him down and I’ll shove apples down his throat. But I bet you he’ll bite me.” grumbled Sasuke --Sasuke-chan to Sakura-chan (I love Sasuke-chan's plan!) (cool! that ryhmed!) "And God said let their be impatience and let he be named Yusuke Urameshi" "NO! I DON'T WATCH PORN! -shifty eyes-" “Congratulations! You have won a trip to Hawaii Mr. Urameshi!...Oh wait, wrong prize, my bad! You have really won the privilege of showing your cousin around school tomorrow! And if you fail to collect your prize I will personally shove your head in a toilet and flush! Have a nice day!” --Kagome-chan “Worthless best friend, God created you for my amusement alone!” --Ivory “You think she’d rather constant agony than the annoyance of guilt trips, twinkling eyes, and offers of sweets?” --Sirius “Noble is the blade which bites to keep the blossom in the light; wicked is the blade which thrusts to keep itself from gaining rust.” --Iruka-sensei "All killing them would do is lower the idiot population." --Sanzo-san "I've never asked you for anything, Sesshoumaru," he growled through gritted teeth, claws twitching uncontrollably. "Except food." Inuyasha flushed furiously. "I was four!" --Inu-kun and Fluffy-sama The boat went ‘put-put-put’. In circles. Naruto was steering. “Just birds? What do I look like, Shino or Kiba? I’m friggin’ multilingual!” --Naru-chan to Ino-chan 'Jesus, Bhudda, Spongebob, I'm not picky!' Naruto was stunned. Mr. Ice Creamsicle Hyuuga giving him a KISS! Weeelllll. The world has come to an end, Jiraiya admitted he was gay, and Orochimaru just hugged someone. --Naru-chan shocked about Neji-kun kissing his forhead (awwwwwwww) 'Help! The ramen’s dancing ballroom style!!' --Naru-chan “Look, it’s just a bigger game of tug-of-war. If the other guy’s pulling, then either pull harder or drop the rope and let the bastard fall on his ass!” --Naru-chan “Aren’t we just the popular kids today” -- Sirius "Damn if Sasuke don't got a huge fan club... the dude's a pimp...-mentally shakes head- so he's hott...and that outfit.. Damn…" --Shinza-san "Inuzuka Kiba! I like steak, biscuits, and pointy things! I hate cats, goddamn sissy things, prancing around all the fucking time and admiring themselves..." Kiba muttered, and everybody sweatdropped. (Note to self-Keep Kiba-kun away from pointy things... and cats...) Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness. "When you take a chibi and chibify it, you get this chibified chibi. Hiei is the cutest chibified chibi in chibidom!" “Whoa, your hair is wicked. Is that natural, or did you play with an electric socket when you were a baby?" --Bailey-chan about Kaka-sensei's hair “Everyone? I wouldn’t go so far as that. Perhaps the majority of the civilians do, and numerous older ninja...but remember Iruka-sensei, and the rest of our own generation. They don’t hate you because of the demon...they hate you because you’re annoying.” --Gaara-kun to Naru-chan “We’re contemplating changing it to ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay. What do you think?” --Sirius to James about the black family motto "God, if you’re listening right now, you know that I don’t ask much of you, so please here me out when I give this single request: don’t let Carmen Sandiego into Gryffindor! Now I know it’s a little much, but I know if anyone can do it you can.” he paused, narrowing his eyes and lifting one fist to shake. “And lets face it, you owe me Mister!” --Harry “You could have refrained from doing donuts in the middle of the ocean, stupid.” --Sasuke-chan to Naru-chan Kagome could just picture it. Inuyasha thrusting his hand into the closet, pulling a naked Miroku out, Miroku raising a nonchalant eyebrow and saying, "Hello, Inuyasha! Has Kagome shown you her purple panties yet? Aren't they lovely with the little hearts and bows and all?"... and then the world going boom. There are many reasons for drinking, And one has just entered my head, If a man cannot drink when he’s living, How the hell can he drink when he’s dead? "NOOOOOO! HE MIGHT TURN INTO A GAY TRANSVESTITE!” --Irene-san talking about Sasuke-chan “InuYasha, will you bear my children?” Miroku-kun “Sensei, when did the village library start stocking porno?” --Naru-chan and Sakura-chan speaking in unison to Kaka-sensei “I’m not going out with someone that’s been castrated!” “But I haven’t!” “Yet.” --Lily and James (guess who's who) “I damned well better not be the mother!” --Gaara-kun to Naru-chan “Whoa, uh, damn. WINNER, DUDE WITH CLOAK!” -- Instructer talking about disguised Itachi-kun “Dad, when I get my hands on you, you’re a dead man! Or dead ghost…uh, well, dead spirit! Oh, hell, you’re just dead! You hear me? Dead!” --Naru-chan to Arashi-sama “I’m not a parseltongue, I’m a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you’ve ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch.” --Harry "I'm a SUPER pervert!" “QUIT TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD DAMMIT! JUST CAUSE I GET IN TROUBLE, EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE, DOES NOT MEAN I’M A CHILD!” Kori could hear Fuaiyaa yell over the phone and sweat dropped, everybody in the kitchen too. “I’m going out with someone else!” “…Is it Remus?” “No…” “OK, then it doesn’t matter if they die.” --Lily and James (Remus must feel special) “...No fuckin’ wonder people think he’s my damn girlfriend...little bastard prob’ly likes making them think that...” --Zabuza-san about Ha-chan “Thanks. That’s sweet. Very twisted, but sweet.” --Naru-chan to Gaara-kun “Whoever invented the Xerox machine should get an everlasting supply of Ramen.” --Obviously Naru-chan Sakura began banging on the door. "You can't steal Sasuke-kun! He belongs to Gaara's brother!!" …Someone up there reeeeeeaaaally doesn’t like me. Kakashi sighed heavily. No. Scratch that: Does anyone up there like me? --Kaka-sensei's thoughts (p.s. I do!) "holyflyingfuckwadandaRIVERDANCINGQUARTERBACK" --Kankuro-kun “No!” “Why not?” “You don’t like me! You don’t even know anything about me!” “You still cuddle your teddy, Smiley Bear, at night, and you wonder sometimes if there’s really a cat heaven like your mum told you there was when Pepper died when you were five.” “OK… that’s freaky.” --Lily and James (that really is creepy... I'd be very scared...) “YOU’RE DEAD, HARRY! Are you a ghost or something!” --Ron “Wait, wait. Are you telling me your entire team is gay? What has Sasuke been feeding you?” -- Moegi-chan to Suzumi-chan "Kuwabara, that time machine was like your brain. It didn't really work, it was just you pretending it did." --Yusuke-chan "If life gives you lemons, read them!" 'Let the torture begin…… Mwahahaha…!' -- Kaka-sensei's thoughts I started to nod but then paused, looking down at my wrapped up chest. “I don’t have a shirt on…” --Kira-chan Ah, yes. The awkward silent tension. How he had missed this from his own country. No. Really. This and the multitude of lakes. --Gaara-kun “Me saying yes is about as likely as it is that Peter is really a girl.” “He hasn’t told you?” “Nice try.” --Lily and James (thats actually really insulting to girls you bastard!) 'shit-may-defeat-the-rest-of-humanity-but-it-can’t-defeat-me!-MWAHAHAHAHA!’ --What Kaka-sensei thinks Naru-chan's attitude is "I don't have a problem! I'M NOT INSANE! YAOI IS NOT AN ADDICTION! I can stop anytime I want... i just don't want to!" "I taught Lee-san everything he knows about being youthful!” Gai boasted. Gaara grinned sardonically and kicked Gai square in the nuts. Gai keeled over in pain. “How youthful did that feel?” Gaara laughed as he walked off. “Not today.” “Ever?” “No.” “C’mon, Evans! What could be more fun than a date with me?” “Stabbing myself with a fork.” -- Lily and James “Admit it, Obito, you’ve come over to the gay-side.” -- Kaka-sensei …Holy (bleeping) (bleep) (bleep)! Since when did Naruto acquire Iruka’s Angel Eyes? (Meep) it all to (bleep), I thought only Iruka was capable of having them…! --Kaka-sensei's thoughts “You’ve got a shuriken imbedded in your ass.” --Neji-kun "When he was three and ran around naked screaming that he wasn't going to be opressed into wearing clothes or how about the night after his sixth birthday when kaassan found him wearing one of my dresses in the bathroom putting her make up on?" --Kagome-chan talking about Yusuke-chan “Lily says no.” “James likes to refer to himself in third person, too.” “Weirdo.” --Lily and James ("Haruko thinks speaking in third person rocks!" "Rin agrees!") “You better watch out, I think he’s a girl, Not quite sure but you might just hurl! Michael Jackson’s coming to town! He’s picking up boys, Checking them twice, Gonna find out if they’re ‘naughty or nice’, Michael Jackson’s coming to town!” “He sees boys when they’re sleeping! He knows when they’re awake! He knows when they’ve been ‘bad or good’, So be good for goodness sake! You better watch out, I think he’s a girl, Not quite sure but you might just hurl! Michael Jackson’s coming TO TOWN!” --Michelle-chan and Kay-chan A blush crossed Arashi’s cheeks, which Naruto had caught, “What? What are you not telling me?” The elder blond blushed further, “Well….she uh,….has..really big…” Naruto raised an eyebrow, “Really big what?” “…” Naruto glared, “Just tell me!” Arashi growled, “BREASTS, DAMMIT! THERE, SHE HAS GIGANTIC BREATS! YOU HAPPY!” --Naru-chan and Arashi-sama talking about Tsunade-sama (what a lovely father-son relationship lolz) “Are you fucking serious?” “No… it would be a bit disturbing if I was.” “…Gross!” --Lily and James (sigh a girl can dream) “You bickered with Sesshoumaru? The ICE PRINCE?” shouted Sango in disbelief. “Well, it was kind of one-sided.” Kagome admitted. “Then how did you bicker?” “Every time I suggested something, he’d look at me as if I was demented or something!” “That…is because you are.” Sesshoumaru concluded before brushing past her. “Did he just talk to you on his OWN free will?” Sango demanded; eyes as wide as saucers. --Kagome-chan to Sango-chan, with a bit of Fluffy-sama “That’s it. I have just witnessed evidence that directly contradicts Quantum Physics. I am officially a monkey butt!”--Irene-san “Ass-kicking sperm. I’ll remember that.” --Sasuke-chan Holy Shit, Ride 'em cowboy ! Yeeha ! Youko shouted in my ear. I sweatdropped, I really have to stop watching those western films, Youko is going ballistic. --Kurama-chan “Shut up, insulting name.” “Um?” “Be quiet you idiotic, egotistical prick, I’m having an off day… ooh, look at that! I bounced back!” --Lily and James (I love this chick, she is so my idol!) “My name is a word that my parents decided to call be from birth. ” Kaka-sensei “Kagome, the rock and I are going to be mates” --Inu-kun “Sasuke needs to get drunk more often. He talked more last night than he did for the last four years!” --Naru-chan “OW MY FREAKING EAR MAN!” She shouted as soon as Kaze hung up. She placed her hands on her ears and held them there. “I can’t hear anything! I’m BLIND! I mean…I’M DEAF!” Everybody sweat dropped. “What?” Kori asked “Take that, Hyuuga Hiashi!” --Arashi-sama gloating over how Naruto developed a kick-ass blood limit “Cha. He’s dandy. Me on the other hand… I’m out of booze… I may have peed my pants… and New Years is only a half hour away without anyone to kiss… Yaaaay Beer!” -- Drunk Kaka-sensei “The only person I think would be worse to date is Vernon Dursley.” “Yes! I’m better than someone! You so like me.” --Lily and James (James, thats not something to be proud of...) "Our counterparts are more of ‘Stab first, stab second, then when everybody’s dead ask some questions" type of guys. -- Iruka-sensei talking to Naru-chan about Kaka-sensei and Sasuke-chan Shigure put a hand on his chest, “You wound me with such harsh words, milady.” Kagome snorted undignified, “…yeah and you’re, but, a humble writer, right? Miroku did the same thing.” Shigure-kun and Kagome-chan “I’m a guy! Why are you trying to get me to tell my feelings to you? To find out if I’m gay? Holy crap! I’ve got a habit from Michelle!” --Charlie-kun "My name is Hatake Kakashi, watch me introduce myself without giving any other personal information away and tease you in the same time" --Other Jounins making fun of Kaka-sensei (Bastards!) “If you manage to raise the dead.” “…It can’t be that hard.” “And inferi don’t count.” “Damn!” -- Lily and James "Ha ha! Surprise crotch grab!" --Haru-kun “If I’m a pill, will you eat me?” My beloved Kaka-sensei talking to Iruka-sensei (lucky bastard!) This is Remus here. Sirius started shaking the computer screen, yelling at the fanfic to “get the hell out of the comp”. He doesn’t fully understand the fact that it’s not a piece of paper behind a screen… “Listen, you OLD HAG! I do not wet the bed, I am not an idiot, and I am not FUCKING GAY! So, stuff your insults up your senile ass!” -- Naru-chan pissed off at Tsuade-sama No, seriously, do you have a head injury? --Inu-kun to Kagome-chan "NO HARRY! DON'T GO TO THE DARK FEMININE SIDE!" Ron screamed. “I learned,” Sirius mused while scratching his disproportionately sized chin. “I learned there’s no way in hell midgets can run away on foot, unless they have fences to crawl under.” “Or unless,” Remus added, “the pursuers are really tall. Then you can double back by diving between their legs.” “Good point,” Sirius applauded. “And I learned accidental midget head butts are another reason you should always wear a protective cup.” --Sirius and Remus Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead. "Come back words! Come back!" Ron began grabbing the air in front of him If Ibiki ever recruits Iruka, Konoha will have near hundred percent interrogation success rate. I can almost see it: Iruka asking questions all friendly like, and the prisoner screaming ‘Interrogate me properly! PROPERLY, you bastards!’ before the poor sod crumbles— bwahahahaha…! -- Kaka-sensei's thoughts about Ruka-sensei “F is fuck you stupid assed baka U is yo mama…bitch N is for never touch me OR I’LL-” --Hiei-chibi's version of the F.U.N song before Kazuma-kun stopped him... that effing bastard... I like Hiei-chibi's version better... “Come on, Iruka-sensei, stop denying your inner pevert!” -- Kaka-sensei "Curse you Temari, Child of the Devil!!" -- Kankuro-kun "Help me, Jebus! I'm blind!" --Kyo-chan 'If you met Jiraiya, ask him to teach you since he knows his stuff and for the love of god don’t end up a pervert like him or I’ll castrate you in the afterlife.' Arashi-sama talking about Jiraiya-sama to Naru-chan in a letter "Drop the chocolate...and nobody suffers my wrath...except the holder of my chocolate..." --Kori-chan “Is it just me,” he said, “or did Kakashi sound like a proud papa?” Asuma-san (only if im the mum!) "I refuse to grow up! For I am Peter Pan!" Ron jumped onto the compartment seat, promptly bumping his head on the compartment roof. “Kreacher learned children laugh when humans get hit in their penis places!” “Not just children,” Harry said with a snicker. “I wouldn’t say ‘learned’ as much as I reaffirmed what I suspected,” Remus said, “in that people do not keep midgets on leashes and take them for walks.” --Kreacher, Harry and Remus "Beautiful Sesshoumaru here has a three meter pole shoved up his butt.” The Taiyoukai glared at the miko dangerously. The miko quickly amended. “I’m sorry. Beautiful Sesshoumaru-sama here has a three meter pole shoved up his butt. Better?” --Kagome-chan Gaara's head appeared in one of those net things. "You can't come and get me! You're to old and FAT to catch me!" Temari smacks her hand over her mouth and looks at Kankurou. There was a agonizing silence as Kankurou was engulfed in flames. Temari: 'Oh, shit...' "YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" Kankurou charged into the tubes and went up to where Gaara was. Gaara saw him. Screamed. And ran for dear life. Kori fawl down...go boom" she mumbled, loud enough for everyone to hear, she had those swirly eyes in her eyes. He could no longer trust the fucking trees --Kaka-sensei's thoughts "Get your midget ass back here, Hiei!" --Kurama-chan "He said my family symbol looked like a ping pong racket.” Sasuke murmured solemnly.Kakashi stared at the Uchiha crest for a while, then snapped his fingers at them impatiently. “Okay you three, real training now. Sakura, you’re hunter one, Naruto, hunter two, and Ping Pong, you’re the victim. Start running.” Sasuke stared in disbelief and hatred. “Excuse me?” “I said start running, Ping Pong!” Kakashi made a few quick hand seals and Sasuke’s shorts suddenly became three sizes too small. “AH! MOTHER &#!” With that Sasuke started running. Murder is a delicate form of artwork and should be treated as such. “I learned people get upset when you drop kick a midget. Even if it’s a biter.” --Harry "This is for the three innocent lives you stole! And this is for screwing with their master! And this! This one’s for me! Just for pissing me off!” --Yusuke-chan "Hi." "Whoa! Oh, man! Don’t sneak up on me like that! I’m still not used to you being at eye-level!" Koenma-sama and Yusuke-chan We will not rule the ministry if we take the worlds population of ferrets and release them into the building while they have signs magicked to their innocent, cute, furry backs saying 'Potter will win. He has the ferrets, he can have you!" Angelina-chan to Fred-kun "So, you have a plan?" "I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY FIST!" - Al-chibi and Ed-chan about Mustang Strangers have the BEST candy! PERVERTS ARE PEOPLE TOO! It was a demon cat, he could tell by its smell and energy signal. The little guy, it clearly had a masculine scent to it, was black with red ruby dangerously shining eyes. It looked like a version of a Hiei cat. Freaky... --Kurama-chan's thoughts "AHHH HIEI CAT, RUN FRICKIN RUN!!" --Yusuke-chan and Kazuma-kun “I learned that if you’re being dragged on the ground by a magicked carousel, then it’s funny to throw up. But only for as long as it takes to make one revolution.” --Sirius “R! A! P! E! Get your hands offa me!” Michelle-chan and Kay-chan “MY NAME IS KAGOME YOU EVIL SANTA’S ELF FROM HELL! Yeah I said it! K-A-G-O-M-E! KAGOME, OKAY, GET IT STRAIGHT!” --Kagome-chan to Hiei-chibi "Inu Yasha, if you come after me I promise I'll give you a long and torturous death. Maybe I'll lock you in a room with your brother, tell him you called him a crossdresser and watch as he carves you up. Well, ja!" --Kagome-chan You SOLD me? “If you have any plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will.” Hiei-chibi Kakashi beamed and waved around a succulent center fold porn magazine from the skylight. --Kaka-sensei (so kawaii!) “This idiot makes Kuwabara look smart.” Hiei-chibi "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! And you, boy, if you don't shut up, I swear I'll de-man you with the pencil that the guy in front of me keeps tapping on my desk to get my attention. Then I'll stick the fingers that the guy BEHIND me keeps tapping on my shoulder, and stick them up your ASS!" You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous I'd kill for a nobel peace prize If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Bug me and your dead... Touch me, you'll wish you were dead, try to talk to me for no god damn reason, and You'll die, go to hell, and come back just to repeat the process. Got that? “If you touch my ass, I’ll shove your staff up yours.” --Kay-chan to Miroku-kun How many of you now wish to strangle her and scream in her face: "His first kiss was meant for Rain!! RAIN!!" --Talking about Hiei-chibi Advertising Blunder of the Century: Naming a condom after a city that is famous for letting its greatest enemy penetrate through its legendary walls to destroy all in its path in the guise of a victory prize. Lesson: There is no such thing as safe sex People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Straight is something crooked that was bent Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! I want revenge. Is that so wrong? Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done The problem with reality is a lack of background music Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Amorphusshadow. TenchiSaWaDa Impoartant: Shunpo Naruto notice Hey guys as you know doubt have noticed, Shunpo Naruto has been deleted. NOw i would love to just say that i just deleted the story so i could rework it but that is not the case. My story was forcefully deleted by Fanfiction.com. Why? Well because someone snitched on me. NO i did not do anything illegal nor did i kikll someone (though they are the same thing) Thats beside the point. My main and horrid reason for having the story deleted is taht one cahpter which i used the second person ... YOu. Now i could just counter the arugement saying that the character i named was You.. but hey the person who reported me to fanfiction.com administraters was an ass and trying to get me in toruble. Now i will take this as a gift and rework my stories to my liking. I will update it and hope for you all to review once more. Though... we probably won't get up to 500 like i was hoping... Anyways i hope you all continue to read my story and and i of course will coninue to write. IMportant note 2: Shunpo naruto until further notice is discontinued. Do NOT ADOPT! I WILL ALLOW NO ONE TO ADOPT IT UNLESS I TAKE DOWN THIS POST! Question: If a vampire were to bite a zombie and drink its blood, would the zombie become a vampire, or would the vampire become a zombie? Or would they both become zombie-vampire hybrids? In fact, what if a zombie was having a really bad day and got bitten by both a vampire AND a werewolf, and then the vampire and the werewolf couldn't agree on who got the last slice of pizza and bit each other. Do we now have three zombie-werewolf-vampires, or is there some sort of hierarchy of supernatural "infections"? More importantly, how awesome would it be to have an army of undead were-vampires? JINCHUURIKI OK out of all the stuff to happen. I believe Kishimoto is making shit as he goes. The names, the BEING FRIENDS WITH DEMONS, and so on. But one thing that pissed me off was the fact that all the Jinchuuriki could gather into one area. WTF I MEAN WTF IS THAT SHIT. THATS MY SHIT! I am not saying that it is possible he copied me NOR am i saying i magically knew it was going to happen. I am saying If Kishimoto is writing ideas that comes out from someone who is NOT a professional writer... I just don't know... Uggh. OK: Naruto chapter 599 SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS It was obvious. the twist was obvious. Shoddy all around . The problem with this is that you have no motivation and it is inconsistent. I wont go into details for FULLY spoiling it would be idiotic. but it detracts from a LOT of meaning. First off Old way vs new way. If it had been Madara it would've made Naruto's path (to finding peace) a lot better. With this guy... you just have a generic villan NO MATTER WHAT the reason he turned evil.7 For the people who care: Active Stories: Non Crossover New Project: Saved Until Completely sure of Plot. If anyone wants to help me bounce ideas please Pm, or even cowrite. Crossover Red Claw and Shade Slayer: Chapter 11 Updated. Will be rewriting for continuity. Drop Of Blood: Chapter 3 In Progress Abandoned-Not up for Adoption I Hate life I love Death: Chapter 7. I have tried giving this up to other authors. All of them have misstep or made me cringe. Golden eyes: Chapter 17. After my initial rage over something trivial (people disagreeing with the name change). I lost passion for the story and decided to rewrite the original plot. This put me off completely and made me unfocused in continuing it in any form. Shunpo Naruto/Shunpo Magic: Chapter 10/Chapter 3. Originally finished. But due to a string of series of bad events i have lost everything and not rewriting. Projects up for Adoption: Every story that is NOT listed above or one shots. please contact me for any additional information if you want to adopt. Please let me know if you adopt so that i can post the chapter to relay readers to your story. | |||||
1. Guardian reviewsWhat changes life more than Tragedy. It twists us, changes us, turns us into something else. But here there is nothing that can pulls us back, push us forward. Tsuna searches for meaning in his life after losing everything. He protects, he defends. He is the Guardian.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-9-13 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.2. The Long Journey » reviewsNaruto travels to a new land in search of something. Chained to his past and scarred by war, Naruto is not the same as before. Gone is the innocence but not the resolution. Naruto finds his home, in war. Analysis fic.Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,845 - Reviews: 437 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 10-9-10 - Naruto U. & Eragon S.3. The Land I WalkAs we walk towards our destination, we lose parts of our self and gain new ones. We walk in this land, this land of Pokemon. The land where Red is lead by Yellow. Where a trainer is led by a Pikachu to find his voice.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Published: 10-10-12 - Red & Pikachu4. Naruto no Mizu » reviewsNaruto whisked away by water. His life as a leaf wilted and flew up as a swallow. Becoming the successor to a blade and the leader of his village, Naruto will complete his creed: When there is War, let me bring peace, Where there is Destruction, let me bring life, Where there is chaos, let the falling swallow descend to save. Go and right the world -Naruto Uzumaki. RewritingNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 7-6-10 - Naruto U. & Haku5. We've been dating reviewsSometimes people just don't take the hint. The Vongola Generation Ten is definitely those people. Some of them are so dense that it would take a brick wall and a nuclear bomb for them to get the picture. Or something else...Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-31-12 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete6. Meeting the Parents reviewsTsuna and Chrome have been going out. Chrome has gained confidence in the family. But a chance meeting has stirred old memories, old wounds. How will the new react with the old? HOw will families react to each other? 2796Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 6-24-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D.7. I Hate Life But I Love Death » reviewsBefore Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. CrossoverCrossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 353 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 12-26-09 - Naruto U.8. Drop of Blood » reviewsLife and Death. Hope and Despair. Loyalty and Blood. Naruto Uzumaki lost everything. And than, as he was about to die, someone gave him everything. All Naruto sacrificed was a drop of blood.Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - Naruto U. & Lelouch L.9. Golden Eyes » reviewsAfter being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,183 - Reviews: 682 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 12-29-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete10. To Change an Illusion reviewsOnce you've seen the future, it changes. Once you go to the past, it changes. But does an illusion change? One-shotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-20-12 - Team Seven - Complete11. Story Package reviewsA lot of stories that i have in my head that i want to share. All of them are up for grabs, just pm so i can make a running list of who has adopted them. I will be updating to give more ideas.Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-1212. Jinchuuriki reviewsEvery person has a connection. Every person has goals. But not every person has a demon stuck inside them. Naruto grows up, not alone, but in similar company. This is the story of the Jinchuuriki.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-10-11 - Naruto U.13. Safety and Peace » reviewsNaruto has a secret that he is keeping from eveyone With a mysterious request to leave the village suddenly Naruto sets out to God knows where with Team 7 tailing him. The question: who are those people in the white cloaks and why do they call him brotherCrossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 9-9-11 - Published: 7-22-09 - Naruto U.14. Synchro » reviewsWhen one's bond becomes stronger than family. When souls become intertwined and hearts become connected. The ties they have goes beyond family. By blade they shall protect each other. By blood they will sacrifice themselves. They are the legend of SynchroNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-15-11 - Published: 3-4-1115. Moon Fox » reviewsDestiny has changed for Olympus. After Ressurecting Thalia from the tree Another person is ressurected. A young boy who is connected with Thalia, Anneabeth, and Luke. Son of the Moon, Trickster of Blades, Jinchuuriki of The Kyuubi, Uzumaki Naruto...Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 8-11-09 - Naruto U. & Thalia G.16. Chasing After You reviewsChrome hoped, she chased. It seemed hopeless, probably impossible. But she let time do its work, she let her feelings go across. 2796 Like always.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-11 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete17. Coming Home reviewsTsuna is away at college for 4 years. He's coming back for Christmas. 2796 like always. is in line with some of my pervious works: Sweet Cake and Christmas in the Park.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-11 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D.18. Love in Approximately 4 minutes and 59 seconds reviewsChrome is blasted to the future... where she meets an interesting person. Please read Love in 5 minutes if you haven't yet. 2796 like always.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-11 - Chrome D. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.19. Normal day reviewsTsuna's life has been hectic and crazy. From battling Assassins to Future evils. But what about his normal days. What is his regular life like? Well lets find out shall we. 2796 like always and Alternative Universe Galore.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-11 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D.20. Subversive Intent » reviewsThe world is full of lies. Every person has a darkness in their hearts. You cannot trust anyone but even so you want to. Naruto looks at his village differently and so does everyone else. There is no good will, only subversive intentions.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-21-10 - Published: 11-25-10 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.21. Shunpo Origins » reviewsNaruto is inspired by the Yondaime and creates his own technique. This will lead to drastic changes. He will become a legend. He will ascend the Shinobi world with his team. He will burn all of his enemies where they stand and they will fear his name.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,057 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 12-3-10 - Published: 3-3-10 - Naruto U.22. Prototype Fox » reviewsNaruto was changed by Danzo. Gaining unbelievable powers, at the price of his memories. He gains a family at the price of old friends. He gains the lust for revenge at the price of past goals. PrototypexNaruto NaruYugiCrossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-3-10 - Published: 7-8-09 - Naruto U.23. I Love Death » reviewsThe rebirth of Naruto had brought a change to Soul Society. There will be blood spilt, there will be lives lost, there shall be war. As Naruto continues to strive for justice he becomes the darker side of things. He is the Blood flash. The prequel story.Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-27-10 - Published: 8-18-10 - Naruto U. & Suì-Fēng24. Shunpo Magic » reviewsBefore Naruto's gennin ever came into the picture. Naruto was in Anbu. He was a tortured man, haunted by his past, his massacre. Anbu Team 8 were the best of the best. But there was one mission that stood out in their record. The SS-rank mission: HogwartsCrossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 10-29-10 - Published: 3-14-10 - Naruto U.25. Love at First Dance reviewsTsuna has never liked dancing. He knows how to do it but he does not like the woman. it is not that they aren't pretty nor are they nice Tsuna will only dance with someone he truly has a passion for. But one accident leads to love. 2796 like always.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-25-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete26. Falling in love in 5 minutes reviewsTsuna is bored. But he gets a suprise visit. Scratch that. he gets two suprise vistors and his life is taken for a spin. 2796 Like always.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-12-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete27. A New Sky » reviewsThe Future is bleak. But Tsuna sets out to change it. He has changed. He becomes a New Sky. Nothing will stand in his way towards his goal. No one shall harm his family. Tsuna has seen the future, he knows what to do. But how will he go about it? 2796Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 6-11-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D.28. Veritas » reviewsWhat is Truth? How do you find it? Naruto is about to find it out. He will use is Fists and the E.O.T.L. He will be with his friends as he conquers those who hunt him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 6-18-10 - Naruto U.29. Sweet Cake reviewsTsuna is alone with Chrome. It's I-pin's birthday. He decides to bake a cake, the only problem is: he doesn't know how. But luckily someone can help him out with that. And the two of them make something really sweet. 2796 like always.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete30. Dreams reviewsTsuna is now at Mafia School. He is away from his family. He feels alone, torn from his family. Will his dreams help him? Will he find happiness in them? This si a preview to my new Series. EnjoyKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-10 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete31. Hitman Magic » reviewsTsuna has returned from the futrue and tries to change it. Tsuna hears a way to free Mukuro. The plan is to capture an escapee as an exchange. The only way to find the convict is to particpate in a tournament and protect a certain Harry Potter. 4th book.Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,047 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 1-13-10 - Published: 10-6-09 - Harry P. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.32. Christmas in the Park reviewsIt has been a few months since they have come back to the past. Things are different. Tsuna is different. But that doesn't mean Tsuna won't stop caring. In fact he'll start to care more. Thats how he is and that he is how he will always rry ChristmasKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-16-09 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Chrome D. - Complete33. The Lives of Those Crazy People reviewsThis is a preview for the sequals i will be doing for Shunpo Naruto. They will all be epic trust me. But i wanted to see if you guys approved. But if i told you that would be too easy so i decided to let you guys guess. Good Luck -Tenchi SawadaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-20-09 - Naruto U. - Complete34. Night Sky of Vongola » reviewsWhat if the guardians all met at a young age but then seperated. What if Tsuna took martial arts and was on par with Hibari. What if there was another guardian posistion. What if Tsuna had cousin. Meet Tenchi Sawada the Guardian of Night sky.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
