| ShreddingRibbons |
Author has written 11 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Wallflower, Gunnm/Battle Angel, Shugo Chara!, Princess Tutu, and Teen Wolf. Profiles. HA! Lame. Name: you couldn't pronounce it because I'm actually a half dark, misunderstood angel with a gun fetish half magical Atlantian goddess who is exceptionally good looking. And i have pointy ears. Bitch. Alternate name: just call me Ribbons or something. Actually, maybe just call me "you"? Since "Ribbons" sounds like some kind of demented dog name. (to those of you who have known me much longer than my fanfiction has been good, a special thank you. To those who didn't know me when my username was still The Third Valkyrie; I rite beter nowe. I promiss.) Favorite color: ORANGE! naw, jus' kiddin'. Favorite books: psh! like i could name them all. FOOLISH MORTAL! but as of now? The Harrowing. Favorite mangas:Shirayuki hime, Wallflower, Kare Kano, hana-kimi, Bloody kiss, Dramacon, School Rumble, and an awful lot of other things. Favorite animes: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Spirited Away, Paprika, Sumomomo Momomo, Perfect Blue, and Princess Mononoke. Favorite quote(s): "Pinky, you have the IQ of a very small soapdish, but we wouldn't want to insult the soapdish."-Brain from Pinky and the Brain "Say you were an idiot and say you were a member of congress, but i repeat myself."-Mark Twain "Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks."-Winston Chruchill (I'm not greek, i just think that quote is awesome) "Whoa, my shirt is waaaay too open." -Kyohei Takano after waking up out of his 'gentleman spell' brought around by a brutal head-on collision with Ranmaru. Favorite cartoon character: All the people from Jane and the Dragon Favorite Male actors: Stanley Tucci, Rowan Atkinson Favorite female actoresses: Michelle Rodriguez, Tina Fey, Kate Blanchett, Helena Bonham Carter Favorite comedians:Jake Johanssen, Eddie Izzard Favorite Shows:The Young Ones, V, and 30 Rock, Cougartown, Doctor Who, Misfits, Modern Family Least favorite things(in case you were wondering): bell peppers, cheap birthday cake, nonfiction, sad stories on the news, when people post pointless vids on YouTube, spinach pizza, squirrels, roadkill(squirrel got MOWED!), socks, your face, war, rumors, sweating(even though i exercise alot), serial killers, and hot places. i dislike all of these things, and much more, but i refuse to post all the vile things i have come to loathe. yes, well, that's all folks, please tune in next time on; The Green Hornet! Love that show. | |||||||||
1. Sleeping With the Fishes reviewsStiles is drowning and Derek saves him. But not in a damsel-y woe-is-me way.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete2. A Matter of Perspective » reviewsDerek has always adored the birth marks that dot Stiles' face. He decides to show Stiles just how much. SterekTeen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Stiles & Derek H.3. In the Key of C reviewsThis Ahiru is not his character. She is a character he remembers, and has tried so desperately to copy. She is a rag doll of memories and experiences, her pieces stitched crudely together, the workmanship failing to hide the desperation showing through.Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-12 - Ahiru & Fakir - Complete4. Underwearing » reviewssometimes we find out things about the people we live with. sometimes they're good, and sometimes they're things we'd rather not have realized. sometimes we find out that our female housemate shut-in washes our dirty underwear, and it disturbs us. sunakyoWallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-9-11 - Published: 6-11-10 - Sunako N. & Kyouhei T.5. Nocturne reviews"Now night perfumes lie upon the air, As rests the blossom on the loaded bough; And each deep-drawn breath is redolent, Of all the folded flowers' mingled scent, That rises in confused rapture now" -Philip LarkinShugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-11 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.6. Push Me Pull Me reviewsThis is the beginning of a beatiful...whatever this is. Everyone has some kind if shield. Rated for mild cursing. MattXMello, enjoy as you will.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-10 - Matt & Mello - Complete7. An Epilogue of the EpilogueA oneshot, explaining what happened after the epilogue, mostly because i found it only partly satifying. Writing this, i finally felt sated. Pre-Last Order, including tender Figure/Alita moments. Enjoy.Gunnm/Battle Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Published: 6-21-10 - Complete8. If Silence Were a Color » reviewsSlight AU but i wouldn't worry too much. Sasuke and Sakura are set on giving the other the silent treatment, and they're driving Naruto nuts! being the Hokage he sends them on a fairly easy mission,but will this somehow pry them from their shells?SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. A Handful of Kisses reviewsfluffy oneshot. SasuSaku. a sip of whiskey, a bite of chocolate, just trying to make the pain of monthly cramps disappear. So how did i end up kissing you? In fact, how the hell did you get in my apartment?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Plants are stupid » reviewsYes, sadly this is a NearXOC. And it's a Christmastime fic! Cause who can resist those? This is post series, so not to worry about adding random characters, just a pure, fluffy fic. With no Mary Sues! I promise! So, who will Near be spending Xmas with?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - Near - Complete11. smoking your cigarettes reviewsThe hospital was sterile and cold, the life-support machines offering only their ominous and slightly forboding beeping as reassurance. Like a trance. Like a dream-no, a nightmare. Hiding in the shades of gray. not too angsty, happy ending. MattXMelloDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete