WELCOME, O READERS OF FANFICTION AND THE GENERALLY INSANE. TO READ OUR STORIES, SCROLL DOWN. TO LISTEN TO US OBSESS OVER DAVID BOWIE IN TIGHTS, PLEASE READ ON. AND REMEMBER: YOU CUT JARETH, JARETH CUTS YOU.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We will be writing another part to Dicey's Song: Readable Edition, as we're reading Homecoming in Reading Class. Yes, we had to read the second book in the series first. Don't ask us why. We don't know.

I'm gonna start sending virtual ice cream to our fans. Just cuz I luv ya guys!! IN your reviews, you can specify toppings, flavors, etc.

Wished Away is a work in progress. So far it's going pretty good. I guess. Idunno, I'll leave the opinions up to you guys.

Jareth is epic. Period.

AND NOW... AN ODE TO OUR FANS... AHEM...(BY VIOLET)

We all know Rose is a

popculturefreak... (it's true...They is ON to us!!)

But what am I,

Invader Tiz?

When I sing

Pablo the Happy Unicorn,

the

twilight freaks

call me a

Total Weirdo,

but i consider myself a

curious spirit.

I'd like to drive a

Porsche

one day, and if I had an iguana, I'd name it

Crescent Midnight.

By the way, do you know what Roxie's (from animal instincts) full name is? It happens to be

Roxie Hart.

I am a

poefreak,

and my friend jill will be playing

elphie (who is) the awesomeness

in an upcoming production of Wicked.

I speak Japanese pretty well, possibly as well as

Spazzkitty,

maybe not.

Aangsty Aangster Aangerang,

how I enjoy Avatar! I love

Azula forever,

but my favorite character is probably either Sokka or the Guru. By the way, did you know

Linzerj loves warriors?

I didn't. I also didn't know about the thunder-

Storm Warning.

I wonder what kind of pet

Lindsay

has. Could it be a

Cajun bear?

I dunno. Why don't you ask

Bob the Tomato

or

Sparrow's Wing?

Have you seen

invisibleCHEESE?

Of course you haven't,

SoftlySpokenHeart,

it's INVISIBLE!! You silly goose. I consider myself to be a

Gewlicious

school girl,

but whoever the heck I am, my love and respect for you guys is

Immortal.

P.S. Hi Private and Cadet!!

And now, for some EPIC poetry by me, Rose...

Rose Isarhed
Violet Tsirblou
Best authors ever
Labyrinth fans, too
We are so crazy
God knows its true
Toilets in Britain
Referred to as loos
That piece of evidence
Makes me say ew
The Worm in his makeup
(Oh, I hope he is through)
All the other poems
About love that is true
Are completely cliched
That cliche grew and grew
In Homecoming, James
Says it's true, oh so true
I love "Dance Magic"
Ya know that I do
I choreograph to it
A dance so subdued
Yet flashy and kitschy
The steps, they just flew
If this was the 80s
We would love Motley Crue
(Though Bowie is better
You know that, you do)
This poem takes up space
Not one line, not two
If I grew a mustache,
I would look like Haru
Azula is psycho
Psycho through and through
Ty Lee is a bimbo
Mai is so blue
Aang is so kid-like
Katara's a Sue
Sokka, where was he?
Oh, nobody knew
Then we discovered
He was sick with the flu
The flu of swine?!
Say it's not true!!
When I crashed on the bed
My boom box so blue
Played CDs that I borrowed
From my parents, two
Did I just say mustache?
Who is Sarah, oh who?
Is SARAH the mustache?
Why yes, that is true.
Epic poems are crazy
To write and to do
I have to run
So now I say MOO!

Rose's Top Ten Lists

Hey people! I'm not funny at all, so if you laugh I'll be surprised.

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear Princess Azula Say

10. "Oops, I guess it WAS flammable..."

9. “I need to talk to you.”

8. “Will you do me a favor?”

7. “I'm cranky."

6. "Oh, shut up- it's only a third-degree..."

5. “I’m burnin’ up, burnin’ up for you, baby...”

4. “Your head would make a nice flambé...”

3. “Where’s that bloody extinguisher?!”

2. “You are dead meat.”

...and the Number One is...

1. “I didn’t mean to!!”

Top Ten Ways to Generally Bother Uncle Iroh (and if you actually do them, I’ll get Appa to sit on yous!!)

10. Ask him if he likes coffee.

9. When he says no, tell him you replaced all his tea with coffee.

8. When he appears concerned about this, tell him it’s decaf.

7. Ask him if he’s a lonely guy. If he refuses, insist that he is.

6. Get him a cat.

5. Make him name it Sumatra.

4. Walk up to Zuko and say, “Oh, you must be Iroh’s son!”

3. When Iroh refuses, insist on it very annoyingly.

2. When he says he died, say, "How sad. No wonder you're so lonely."

...and the Number One is...

1. After he insists again that he is NOT lonely, throw Sumatra the cat at him and RUN.

Top Ten Reasons why Ty Lee is so Happy

10. Because of the old "Mai-poured-sugar-on-her-cornflakes" scenario.

9. Because Azula brainwashed her.

8. Because SOMEBODY has to be.

7. Because she just found out Donny Osmond won Dancing with the Stars.

6. Because HER father just told the “yellow light” routine from Taxi. (For those who don't know, look it up NOW. XD)

5. Because Claire’s is having an infamous BOGO sale on earrings!!

4. Because she bought overstock in Wonka bars, which can be VERY sugary sometimes... not that it’s a bad thing, Violet!!

3. Because the chicken crossed the road.

2. Because, because, because, because be-caaaaaause!! Because of the wonderful things he does!!

...and the Number One is...

1. Because somebody reviewed her fanfics!!

Top Ten Things that Irritate Sokka

10. Vines

9. Trees

8. Christmas shoppers

7. Wheel of Fortune reruns

6. David Yates

5. Toph

4. Azula

3. Katara

2. Being wrong

...and the Number One is...

1. Sabertoothed moose lions

Top Ten Ways to Know YOU’RE an Obsessive Avatar Fan

10. You answer every question you’re asked with a random quote...including the ones on your algebra homework.

9. You always insist on drinking tea.

8. When someone comments on your teacher having a giant mole, you say, “No way!! Mrs. Smith is really a deadly bounty hunter?!”

7. When you accidentally bump into a blind girl, you cross your fingers and hope she won’t stomp you into oblivion.

6. Your walls are covered in posters...of Mike and Bryan.

5. You dress up as a different character every day.

4. When you see The Phantom of the Opera and he laments over his scar, yell, “Hey, Zuko managed just fine!!”

3. If a brunette girl with a braid walks by, stop her in her tracks and whisper, “So do you REALLY have spirit water in a vial on that string around your neck??”

2. You refuse to eat meat. When people compliment your vegetarianism, tell them you're doing it for Foofoo Cuddlypoops.

...and the Number One is...

1. You go around hugging random bald tattooed men and saying, “Thanks for saving the world!!”

(pant, pant) So yeah, I guess that's it for now. DON'T CUT THE GREEN WIRE!!

...Told you!!

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

If you have tried to convince everyone you know that David Bowie does not exist and he's really Jareth in disguise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or anyone you know thinks that Jareth needs to quit pining over Sarah and start pining over you, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (both of us)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you personally hate Wonka-haters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the lookout for a purple top hat, copy and past this into your profile.

If you believe that the world tastes good because the Candyman thinks it should, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've heard a Lemon Demon song that ISN'T Ultimate Showdown, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO CONVINCE YOUR SHRINK THAT JARETH IS REAL, THEN YOU'RE CRAZY AND DESERVE AN AWARD.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EDWARD CULLEN, THROW HIM BACK AND DEMAND DAVID BOWIE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS? THEY'RE NOT JARETH.

IT'S A BIG, BAD, BEAUTIFUL DAY.

ROSE, LOSING HER MIND (UPDATED EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE)

JARETH. JA-RETH. I have turned into the Jareth Monster.

VIOLET, SHARING HER WISDOM (UPDATED WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT)

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamer of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

-Arthur William Edgar O'Shaughnessy