Hey, I'm a persona crazy about owls, in case you haven't noticed. Two people got me involved in fanfic by posting links on their blog. wink, wink you know who you are. So, yeah...read my stuff if you like, I mean, I'm not forcing you or anyting...maybe. :)

And um...yup. What else are you supposed to put on this profile thingy?? I guess I'll try some random stuff...

What's your favorite color??

Um. Yellow. Cause it's mellow. :D

Favorite animal?

Seriously?? Do you EVEN have to ask?! Just look at the username!! OWLS!! They rock my sock!! And the other one too..

Favorite TV show?

Uh...hmm. That's a hard one. I'd say...LOST, even though I'm soooo many episodes behind. Oh well, it's a great show. Gotta love the smoke monster.

Awesomest Nickname?

Flounder. Like the fish. Noun not a verb.

Favorite book(s)?

Oh. That's gonna be a loooooong list. Well, here it goes:

-Kiesha'ra series

-Harry Potter (who doesn't?)

-Twilight (again, I repeat, who doesn't??)

-Alex Rider

-Artemis Fowl

-Maximum Ride

-My Side of the Mountain (I love this book, contrary to what people might think. stare, stare

-The Westing Game (Love Turtle!!)

-Romeo and Juliet (favorite classic. Do you bite your thumb at US, sir??)

-Eragon series

-Mortal Instraments series

Still...there's a ton more books I like.

Favorite book character?

Ahhh...that's a HARD one. Um. Hm. I would say...Alice, no Emmett, no Jasper, no Bella, noooooo!! I DON'T KNOW!! NO, wait!! I know, It's...MERCUTIO!!

In the Kiesha'ra series, would you rather be serpiente or avian?

Avian. Cause I'd LOVE to fly!

Vampire or werewolf?

Probably...vampire. With awesome powers.

Shadowhunter or warlock?

Shadowhunter. Yup. Watch out.

Dragon or Dinosaur?

Huh? Um, dragon.

Ying or Yang?

Ying? I guess...

Edward or Jacob?

Edward, even though Jacob's pretty cool.

Mercutio or Romeo?

MERCUTIO!! YEAH!

Witch or wizard?

Um. Do I have a choice?

Square or circle?

What?? Where did that come from??

Ceiling or floor?

What??

Light or Dark?

Light, I dunno, no dark. No, light, no, dark. I...dunno...

Knight or rook?

Rook. They move in straight lines.

Harry or Ron?

Harry, even though he can be REALLY obnoxious at times.

This or that?

What or what? I choose what.

Did you like this series of questions designed to inform the reader about the writer on all of the very important aspects in their life? :D

Um...Yes?

Congratulations. You just won a Nintendo Wii.

Did I? Really??

No.

Oh. Well, then.

This is the conclusion of this successful series of interrogations. The end.

Good riddance. Phew.

Excuse me?

What?? I said...good biddence.

I bid you good leave.

Very well then. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night to you all. You just completed the SOQDTITRATWOAOTVIAITL. Congrats.

I completed the what??

Series Of Questions Designed To Inform The Reader About The Writer On All Of The Very Important Aspects In Their Life

Oh. Okay then. Thanks...I guess.

You are very much obliged.

Yeah, okayyyy. Sure. :P

Now wasn't that weird? Yeah, I know; it was uber strange. I have no idea what I was thinking...or maybe I do. Hmm...

And now I give props to all of those who know the DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES SONG and THE GAME!!

And...I lost the game. Darn. :P