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Author has written 13 stories for Legend of Zelda, Earthbound, South Park, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Homestuck. I am a silly individual who sometimes thinks that other people should decide to banish me to the deepest pits of somewhere warm. That would actually be a blessing because cold weather is the bane of all Siflkind. Nobody loved me enough to write this for me so I actually had to do all this typing work myself, and I can't think of anything to say. It's so lame being a Sifl. XD Anyway, I like to do a whole bunch of stereotypical ff.net user types of things: writing, drawing, singing, picking at toe lint... (I write South Park. I have GOT to make stereotype jokes, and don't pretend like half of you don't have at least two of those things listed on your account!) Seriously, though, I do like to do all those things. So, yes, I like South Park. I like all the characters except for Saddam Hussein and sometimes I don't like Randy, particularly when he is overused. It is also interesting to note that despite my fondness of this show, sex jokes are my least favorite kind of joke. That said, I am still not above them- if it suits the situation, it suits the situation. Oh, and I don't do South Park slash for serious. I just... they're ten and I don't care for it. Shipping is a joke to me in that fandom. I love Majora's Mask and The Legend of Zelda in general, even TWILIGHT PRINCESS. (However, I like making fun of Twilight Princess MORE than the actual game, which puts me at odds with the world... um...) And yes, Link gets my focus. Earthbound is quirky and fun, but is probably not the best game in the universe. It's just one with lots of charm. LOTS of charm. Because of Earthbound, I am now also a Homestuck and I write fic for it- and it has the only pairing that I will legitimately go out of my way to write- I'm a DaveJade. Hi. How are you? SPEAKING OF CHARM- you should all watch Durarara!! because it is made from one part artsy-fartsy, one part kill-em-all, two parts otaku, several part crazy, several parts creepy, one part 4-chan, one part sushi, and all parts awesome. It also has Shizuo Heiwajima in it. If you know who that is, you don't need me to tell you any more about this show because you already know! I like all sorts of other things (which I will neglect to list), but I don't write fic for any of those, so they aren't important. Like Sherlock! One day, I might write a lot of platonic things for Sherlock. :) Yep. Feel free to bother me. :) AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE FRANCHISES AND CHARACTERS I WRITE OF! THIS IS FANFICTION. But I always forget the disclaimers. | |||||||
1. Hear No Evil » reviewsHaven't you ever wondered what kind of person the Hero of Time really was? He starts off as an innocent child, but his true colors are a little unorthodox. There's more to growing up than just dungeons- the people you meet in life are just as influential.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-27-12 - Published: 6-2-09 - Link2. Shattered Little Windows » reviewsWhen she was feeling sad, she would close her eyes and think about all the miles she had travelled and how, no matter what destination she reached, it never felt like the right one. It never felt like home and she was beginning to wonder if "home" was even a place.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,035 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-6-12 - Published: 7-29-12 - Jade H. & Dave S. - Complete3. Dave and Jade's Adventures in Fing Wonderland » reviewsYep, Homestuck meets Alice in Wonderland- except Dave is the worst Alice EVER and has to depend on Jade just about every step of the way because when it comes to such an "uncool" cliche, the boy is totally incompetent. They're all mad here! Light DaveJadeHomestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,392 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 4-17-12 - Dave S. & Jade H.4. Stale Milk Monologue reviewsIdentical and nondescript milk carton houses and uniform cookie-cutter people were all he knew. But John Egbert is slowly realizing that he wasn't cut out to be complacent like everyone else; he craved more than a destiny of simple sweets. Script format.Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-12 - John E. - Complete5. Looking At It From A Different Perspective reviewsEric Cartman looks at himself in the mirror, except he doesn't really recognize himself. This is a oneshot about the inner workings of the mind of South Park's most infamous sociopath. Dark humor and ideologically broken because, well, this is Cartman.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-12 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M. - Complete6. The Moral Ascension of Kenny McCormick » reviewsThis is both an introspective look at Kenny as he struggles to understand the curse of his immortality as well as a not-so-subtle satire on shipping South Park characters. The big joke is that there is no slash even though the setup's primed for it.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-5-12 - Published: 8-14-11 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman - Complete7. It's Like Christmas Up In Here » reviewsA collection of Jade/Dave or Jadesprite/Davesprite or any similar variations! Some will be dark, some will not, and some even have a recurring plot. Current recurring plot Ch. 8-9: Dave/Sprite/Jade triangle where Sburb went a little differently.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-2-12 - Published: 12-6-11 - Dave S. & Jade H.8. Lost in Translation » reviewsShizuo fails miserably whenever he tries to ask a stranger if he can see their notebook. The chaos that ensues is as unpredictable as the weather! Latest chapter: Shizuo goes on a date... with Anri?Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 5-26-11 - Shizuo H.9. My Brother's Keeper » reviewsREVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-6-11 - Published: 6-29-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete10. Pandora's Box reviewsA short look at Pokey as he shuts off the Devil's Machine. A present for Rowdymouse.Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-11 - Pokey M. - Complete11. Picky's Red Wagon reviewsSometimes, you just gotta love thy neighbor- you gotta love 'em even more than your own family. Oneshot.Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-09 - Picky M. & Ness - Complete12. Shallow Reflection » reviewsThe same guardian angel gets mixed feelings from all he watches. This is a collection of Heroes being guided by the Past whether they are aware of it or not. Updated sporadically.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Link13. If You Give A Rowdy Mouse A Cookie reviewsMaxwell loves science. Jeff also loves science. They want to acquire some lab mice to do all sorts of crazy things to in the name of their beloved science. However, their usage of rodents leads to an unexpected discovery: Tony loves small animals.Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-09 - Jeff - Complete
