Name: Just call me General.

Age: 24 going on 80, or so I feel some days.

Sex: Female.

Nationality: Swedish - And no, we don't have polar-bears here.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, movies, hang out with friends and family, walk my dog... among other things.

Favorite manga/anime: Naruto (what else?) Vampire knight, Midnight Secretary, Crimson Spell, Demon Diary, Wild Life, The One and so on... the list is endless sometimes!

Favorite authors: Diana Gabaldon, David Eddings, Raymond E Feist, Christopher Paolinin, Dean R Koontz, Nora Roberts, JK Rowling... also this list could go on forever if I wanted to.

The Loves of my life: My husband and my dog.

Favorite yaoi pairings:

KakashiXNaruto

KakashiXIruka

ItachiXNaruto

SasukeXNaruto or NarutoXSasuke

GemnaXIruka

Okay then... welcome to my lair, fu fu fu!

Now once you've entered my domain you can't get out again, not without me killing you because... well because I'm a sadistic mother-fucker.

No really, I don't kill people for pleasure, not even the ones I really, really would like to!

I like to curse though, can't speak two sentences without at least one curse word! I blame it on my older brothers. They corrupted me when I still was a small, innocent girl, who played with Barbie and My Little Pony. That didn't last long. In the end I was dragged along to play war, build rafts, climb trees, make tree-houses and so on. So I guess I'm a classic tomboy, but I actually like myself just the way I am. I'm me and if people have a problem with that I just got one thing to say about that: Get a life.

I'm in general a happy, quite carefree person, likes to laugh and I actually avoid getting angry or sad because I believe it's a waste of time. Why hold a grudge when it so much more fun to be happy? I really like to sit at home and write or read or just watch movies with my husband, yeah I'm boring in that way. I also enjoy sleeping. Don't ask me why because that I don't know, I've always liked to sleep. I'm also half-nocturnal, I love to be awake at night when everybody else is asleep. I have a fierce temper and a foul mouth, which I'm not afraid to use. Despite that I have a big heart and loves to make new friends as I'm gifted with the ability to talk. A lot. Maybe you noticed?

I have few hobbies... I love to read, have done it since even before I could. Of course this led to that I plagued my parents, nagged at them to read me a book XD My other passion in life is to write. I found a story I wrote when I was seven or eight... It wasn't good but man, how nostalgic.

Among other things I'm a hardcore yaoi fan. Kinda fun actually because I haven't been for long, a year or so but now... Well I just can't live without it. I accidentally stumbled over it when I searched for some shoujo manga to read and there it was... In all its glory: BL. After getting over the initial shock (hey I wasn't even aware that such a category existed!) I became hooked. Literally. My husband's opinion is of the kind that I'm a sick individual and need to get some help. Well let's just say that I ignore him and happily continue to read it.

I stumbled over FF on accident too and now I'm stuck here, the bunnies attack me from left and right and well... I'm never going to give it up now that I've finally got my spark back, I had a MAJOR writers-block before FF, which lasted about... five years. A pain in the ass when you're an author in heart and soul and really, really want to write but find that you just can't.

Anyway that was my introduction, I won't torture you any further, even if I really want to. -Insert evil laughter here-

My three favorite Naruto characters!

Recently I stumbled over a fic starring Kakashi and Iruka. Okay, cool I thought and began to read. The story was really great, it dragged me along until the very last chapter and then... Wham! It turned into a Iru/Kaka fic. Imagine my great distress when the perfect uke, Umino Iruka was the aggressor and our cool, composed Copy-nin was reduced to a begging, moaning heap of ukeness. What. The. Fuck? I stopped right then and there because there is no way in hell I can agree with that. No way, no how!

Now everyone got their own preferences, I'm not being narrow-minded here but... In my world, Hatake Kakashi never were, never is and never will be an uke. Ever. I just can't picture him like that, all submissive and being the more impassive one. He's created to be a seme for gods sake! Just look at the man for crying out loud! He's the epitome of hotness, a sexy predator luring his prey with his cool and aloof behavior, while plotting in his mind and then... he strikes. God I'm a total sucker for him.

And as Kakashi is the ultimate seme in my eyes, Iruka is the ultimate uke. Not with that said that he's weak or pathetic or a helpless person, because he isn't. No it's just something about Iruka that all but screams 'UKE'! He's the perfect submissive counterpart. Warm, gentle, kind but with a spine of steel and an inner strength that rivals Naruto's on a good day. I'm a total sucker for him too. And for the record: I love Iruka because he isn't a girly uke. I hate weak crybabies who can't even blow their own nose without their seme's permission or those who doesn't know how to stand on their own and be confident in themselves.

Now Naruto... He's a little sneaky because he's both a great uke and a great seme. I love him in both roles but the only one I can see him top is Sasuke. Everyone else doesn't just... seem right to me. He's - like Iruka - a perfect uke that I adore because he doesn't take shit and stands up for himself. God, what would my life look like without them?

Stories I'm currently working on:

Cover: 09/11/28 - Chapter twenty posted!

Joining ANBU after being betrayed by who he thought was the love of his life, Naruto will now discover just how wrong he was. And what's the deal about the Fourth's legacy?

Drowning in Darkness: 09/11/07 - Chapter three posted!

I am Uchiha Sasuke and I am 28 years old. I am a cop and an alcoholic.

I am Uzumaki Naruto. I am 23 years old and I am a homeless prostitute.

Can two souls on the verge of breaking help each other or will they drag each other further down into despair?

The Setup: 09/11/11 - Chapter three posted!

Take a bet, throw in a horny Copy-nin and a determined chunin and what do you get? The perfect recipe for a week filled with craziness, romance and lots and lots of smut!

I'm sorry to inform you that for now I have removed Awakening Dreams from my stories because I just don't feel like writing on it, a clear sign to any author that it's time to take a break when it get to that point.

I will post it again sometime when I feel like it and after rewriting it too.

For all of you who loves yaoi I could mention that all works of:

Tennouji Mio

Kodaka Kazuma

Ike Reibun

Minase Masara

Sakuragi Yaya

Sadahiro Mika

Naono Bohra

Ougi Yuzuha

Kisaragi Hirotaka

Kanabe Akira

Mizukami Shin

Yamane Ayano

Yamakami Riyu

Mishima Kazuhiko

Sakura Ashika

Minami Haruka

Chitose Piyoko

Suzuki Tsuta

Yoshihara Yuki

Higashino Yuu

Yamada Yugi

Amagi Reno

Ichijou Lemon

is very much worth the reading! And the best part is that they're all yaoi artists!

Well I could go on with a rater longer list but I think I will leave it with that.

I couldn't resist the urge to take the test at SemeUke.com and... well the results pretty much speaks for itself

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying in the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke