Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Labyrinth.

It has recently come to my attention that I don't have a bio. Too bloody bad. J/k :) but I don't know what to say because it's almost three in the morning and I'm really really tired. Yeah. Ooh, ooh!

Okay, I just figured out what to say...I LOVE POTC!!! and one of my pet peeves is all these stories that add characters into the original plotline and then get those two same lines wrong!! I love the stories, it's just that every single one has those two lines wrong! And here they are!! ::drumroll...::

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Jack:Who makes all these swords? ::clang clang::

Will: I do ::clang:: and I practice with them ::clang:: three hours a day ::clang::

Jack:: You need a girl, mate ::clang:: Or maybe it's that you've already got one and are otherwise unable to woo said strumpet ::clang:: ::Jack looks down with a weird look on his face:: Not a eunuch, are you?

(It seems like all of the stories say that Will practices to woo...wrongo...)

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Will: Where does the Pearl make berth

Jack: Where does she make berth? 'Aven't you heard the stories?

(and I can't remember the next line...but the word is BERTH, people! not BIRTH, but BERTH!!)

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Anyway. Enough pet peeves for now...

"But...why is all the rum gone?!?!?"

Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.

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