Ohai! I'm Kelley, also known as Qui-Kismet! :D
I'm kinda new to this website as an author,
but I've been visiting this site for a few years now.

The pen is mightier then the sword, but guns will fuck you up.

Wanna know some ish about me?
I'm female.
I'm sixteen.
I'm straight.
I'm a vegetarian, for many reasons.
I'm an atheist (But I believe Jesus existed and he was an Alien)
I'm German and damn proud, damn it!
I was born in Landstuhl, Germany and was raised in two different towns: Feldkierchen and Spesbach.
I reside in Corona de Tucson, Arizona as of today. Never heard of it? I don't blame you, I'm literally out in the boonies.
I'm a Star Trek fan AND a Star Wars fan. Never ask me which I prefer more, only chaos will ensue.
If you can't already tell, I'm a huge nerd...and I'm fine with it.
I hope one day to become a Federal Agent.
I'm a strict follower of proper grammar.
I simply adore history.
My favorite kind of music is Industrial/Aggrotech/Harsh EBM, but I do enjoy some Pop and whatnot every now and then.
I'm convinced I'm going to marry Keanu Reeves...I'm not kidding. Okay I am, but seriously.
Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong century...is that weird?
I'm in love with Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy, so naturally it's my favorite fanfiction couple...XD

I'm starting to wish they would add "Music" fanfictions on here. Because I have a few band ones, youknowhaImeen?

NOTE: I'm very open minded, and I'm not one to insult, but I do love to critique and exchange different philosophies. If you want me to read a story, I'll be very much obliged to do so. But remember, I'd love some reviews myself! ;D

Inside this fantasy, it seems so real to me...

Current stories:

"Blood Stained Virgin."
Rated: M
A Dynasty Warriors fanfic.
War/Romance/Tragedy
Sun Ce/OC Zhou Yu/Xiao Qiao
(Discontinued)

"Tango del Corazon."
Rated: PG-13
An ER fanfic.
Romance/Scandal
Carter/OC
(Coming soon!)

Ahem, by the way, I don't own any of the Koei warriors (Or the ER and Star Wars characters.) The only thing I own are my plot lines, original characters, and my spastic imagination. Heh, please don't sue? D:

Well, if there's anything you want to know, ask me!

If you have a myspace, why not add me? http://www.myspace.com/Make_Out_Violence

Favorite quotes:

"Pain is temporary, but glory is eternal."

"The serpent spoke this unto me, through gilded light and lunacy: If any man have an ear, let him hear."

"Don't lie, the government hates competition."

"I'm willing to bite the bullet, but I won't eat the gun."

"Shut your mouth. Open your eyes. Just listen."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"Those who fight monsters better make damn sure they don't become one."