Hey guys!

My name is Jessica, but call me Jess. I'm currently 16 and a half years old and my birthday is on March 6th! (Sorry, I really suck at dates in English) Anyway, my Mom's German and my Dad's American. I have both citizenships and live in Germany with my Mom and my little sister. My Dad moved out last year, but still lives nearby. Why I tell you this? I have no idea, I just thought I should tell you guys something about me. Huh... What else... Yeah, I really enjoy reading, writing, listening to music, editing pictures and making vids. I spend most of my time on fanfiction and youtube... Yeah... Uh... My favorite books are -- of course -- the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, the Eragon Triology by Chris Paolini, Faunblut by Nina Blazon, Carpe Diem by Autumn Cornwell and well, fanfics here. That's pretty much everything... If you want to know something, just send me a PM!

Twilight

My favorite books of the Twilight Saga are New Moon and Breaking Dawn. I dunno, but I don't really like Eclipse that much and Twilight is kinda going on my nerves by now. But all off the books are awesome!

I like fanfics about Edward/Bella, Jake/Nessie, Quil/Claire, Embry/OC and ANY fics with Seth.

Here are some of my favorite quotes of Twilight and the others books.

"I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me.
I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again.
You can go on with your life without any more interference from me.
It will be as if I’d never existed."

--Edward, New Moon

I like it, even though I'm crying like a baby everytime I read it.

"He was gone. With shaky legs, ignoring the fact that my
action was useless, I followed him into the forest. The evidence
of his path had disappeared instantly. There were no footprints,
the leaves were still again, but I walked forward without
thinking. I could not do anything else. I had to keep moving.
If I stopped looking for him, it was over. Love, life, meaning...over."

--Bella, New Moon

Same here. sniff

"You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it."

--Edward, New Moon

God, isn't this just cute? He'd take everything for Bella. So much love...

"Ah, how I miss my friend Carlisle! You remind me of him—only he was not so angry."

--Aro, New Moon

Haha, I love Aro. He's so funny in a very weird way!

"I love you, too, Momma. We'll always be together."

--Renesmee, Breaking Dawn

Nessie's just too cute! I love her!

"Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’ "

--Bella, Breaking Dawn

Haha, even Bella can be funny sometimes.

"The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood.

It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee."

--Jacob, Breaking Dawn

So cute! I love Jake and Renesmee!

"Real. Does that make me imaginary?"

--Jacob, Breaking Dawn

Hahahaha I really loved that.

"Why Didn’t I Just Walk Away? Oh Right, Because I’m An Idiot."

--Jacob, Breaking Dawn

I love this chapter title!

"What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. Take everything I have."

--Jacob, Breaking Dawn

I don't know, but I think this is really sad. 'Need a heart?' almost makes me cry. I mean, Jake lost everything because of Bella. He loved her but she always loved Edward, which killed Jake. It's so sad...But I love it, though.

"He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late.
But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun."

--Jacob, Eclipse

sniffle Isn't he cute? And he's so right!

"I’m exactly right for you, Bella. It would have been effortless for us — comfortable, easy as breathing.
I was the natural path your life would have taken… If the world was the way it was supposed to be, if there were no monsters and no magic…"

--Jacob, Eclipse

Huh. I guess he's right. I really like that quote.

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason…
And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty.
When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black.
Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

--Edward Cullen, New Moon

Aw, I love this one!

"But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don’t care whose fault it is;
I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head— if you return her to me
in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?"

--Edward Cullen, Eclipse

Hahahaha I loved that! A meteor falling out of the sky hitting Bella's head... This would be soooo Bella-ish!

"I’m sorry. I am truly sorry for the pain this causes you, Jacob. Though you hate me, I must admit that I
don’t feel the same about you. I think of you as a… a brother in many ways. A comrade in arms, at the very least.
I regret your suffering more than you realize. But Bella is going to survive, and I know that’s what really matters to you."

--Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn

Edward and Jake...Strange, strange people.

Yeah, I know. Most of the quotes are from Jake. I love Jake! But Edward's amazing, too! And don't forget Emmett. Haha, he's hilarious. I searched for good quotes a while but I'm tired, that's why there aren't so many.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Jake

2. Bella

3. Jasper

4. Edward

5. Seth

6. Leah

7. Quil

8. Alice

9. Rosalie

10. Carlisle

11. Esme

12. Emmett

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope and I don't really want to...Leah/Esme...Not good.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very cold. His body temperature, I mean. xD He's very hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Emmett getting Alice pregnant. Rose would kill Alice and castrate Emmett.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Uh... Not really.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Leah? As friends, probably. If Bella wouldn't have hurt Jake so much.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Seth and Rose or Seth and Carlisle? Uh...Neither, I guess. But a one shot about Seth and Carlisle talking about whatever would be interesting.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Quil would probably go to tell Jake and Jake would tell Edward and Edward would kill Emmett then Rose would kill Edward and Bella would go back to Jake, who would fall in love and be happy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jasper, the vampire who has the most problems with the vegetarian diet, runs away after he killed a human. Carlisle, not wanting to lose a son, runs after him only to find that he exposed them by accident. Will everything be alright or will everything be destroyed?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Uhh...Jake and Alice? Nope.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Certain Vampire Has No Clue Of Love (sucks, I know... It would be about Quil having problems with Claire and Emmett trying to help him)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Barbie Girl by Aqua!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Uh...Language, I guess. I mean, it's Leah, Jake and Emmett we're talking about.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Uh. I'm not sure... I love Seth fics, though. READ MINE!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Jake and Quil are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Edward. Jake, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then follows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Jasper.

That would be the most shitty fic EVER. I mean, Jake & Quil? Yuck. Rosalie & Edward? Nope. Esme having an one-night stand with Jake? Never. Emmett and Jacob...Ew. Seth being the one with the wise advice? Yeah, pretty good but Jake finding true love with Jasper? NO GO.

My Twilight Picks

Team Edward/Team Jacob/Team Switzerland Love Edward, too, though.
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Movie/Book
Vampires/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice
Emmett/Jasper
Kristen Stewart/Ashley Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Seth/Sam/Paul/Quil/Embry
Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Bella/Jacob
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius/Alec
Italy/Forks/Phoenix/La Push

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. - Frank.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? - Black.

3. Your first initial? - J.

4. Your month of birth? - March.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? - Black.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. - Cindy.

7. Your favorite number? - 6.

8. Do you like California or Florida more? - Florida!

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? - Ocean.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). - I want to meet Alex Meraz.

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(Don’t cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person. - Nope, not really.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. - No, I'm not.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. - Kinda true, I guess.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover

that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. - Yay...? Thanks, now I'm scared.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. - True. Moving to America will be pretty hard but the right thing for me.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you,

but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. - One of my best friends.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. - Uhh.. Not really.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. - Way too true.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. - True!

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! - Okay, I'm VERY fine with that!

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Seth's soulmate

Jamie's first day of school outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/jamies_outfit/set?id=10559926

Jamie's date outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/jamies_date_outfit/set?id=10560406

Bella and Jacob

Bella's outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_wedding/set?id=10561103

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