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Author has written 22 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Shakespeare. My name is Caroline but you can call me Alison (My middle name) or Alice, my nickname.So, I'm supposed to write about myself here? Uh, ok. My name is Caroline but I prefer Alice, because in first grade there were about 6 Jenifers and only one Caroline. :( I am usually kinda shy, but I am a good friend, once you get to know me. (You never will, stalkers!) I am going into 6th grade! Whoo-hoo! I am OBSESSED with Twilight. It all started when my friend, Mary, invited me to her birthday. The movie we were watching was Twilight. I'll be honest the movie sucked and I had no intention of reading the books, but one day like half the female population of the school is carrying Twilight bags and books and my English teacher put up a poster Edward and Bella and my Science teacher set her desktop backround as the New Moon poster, so I decided, hey, why not? My favorite book in the series is New Moon because of the sadness (Don't ask- it's just how my brain works) but it is followed closely by Eclipse. Disclaimer for all my Twilight Stories: I do not own Twilight. Ever wonder what the Cullens would look like as old people? Well, know you know! Go to this website: http://www.cathysbook.com/simple/uploadformPHP.html My website (YES, I HAVE A WEBSITE!) : http://twilighterscentral.webs.com/ Hmm, should I choose (A) Edward; the over protective, suicdal,stalkery vampire, or (B) Jacob, the, uh,...obnoxious werewolf? Hmm, EDWARD! º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..." ~Edward Cullen~Twilight "The worst the Volturi can do is kill me... You can leave me. The Volturi, Victoria- they're nothing compared to that." ~Bella Swan~ New Moon "Actually Bella, you look... sexy." ~Edward Cullen~ Eclipse "...Oh Mike! How will I go on?" ~Bella Swan~Breaking Dawn~ I A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? 4 weeks. I bought one every week. Who introduced you to the books? Mary. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Read them illegally off the internet, but then bought them. Gets tackled by Cop Favorites: It's a tie between Edward and Jasper. Who's your favorite vampire? Carlisle. Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? When they're reunited in New Moon. Made me cry. My New Moon copy has water damage from my tears! What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Nonexistent. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment When they steal a car in Volterra. What was your favorite adventure/battle? The one with James in Twilight. Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon. Are these books among your favorite books of all? HALE YES! WHAT A QUESTION! Twilight or New Moon? New Moon. Nothing like pain and misery. New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse. Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK!? Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Tie. Bella or Jacob? Bella Bella or Alice? Bella. Alice is kinda... hyper is a nice way to put it. Alice or Jacob? Alice. WTF would you pick Jacob?! Rosalie or Alice? Alice! Jasper or Alice? Jazzy. ; ) Jasper or Edward? It's a tie. Carlisle or Esme? Both Emmett or Jasper? Jasper Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Bella Esme or Charlie? Esme. CHARLIE IS SO ANNOYING! Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle. Again, CHARLIE IS SO ANNOYING! Charlie or Billy? Billy. CHARLIE IS SO @#@#! ANNOYING! Jacob or Sam? The one answer where Jacob is better. Sam or Quil? Quil. Quil or Embry? Quil. Embry sounds like Embryo. Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria. She's smarter. Werewolves or Vampires? VAMPIRES! The werewolves need Anger Management! Though, Seth is awesome. :D Strange Events!! 1. Carlisle 2. Seth 3. Billy 4. Paul 5. Esme 6. Edward 7. Bella 8. Jasper 9. Rosalie 10. Alice 11. Emmett 12. Jacob 13. Renesmee 14. Sam 1. What if 4 and 8 got married? If Paul and Jasper got married? Alice would be mad and it would be extremely awkward... 2. Do you think 9 and 13 would make a good couple? Rosalie and Renesmee? Uh, no. That's called pedophilia/lesbian/incest 3. What about 2 and 10? Alice and Seth? Do they even know each other that well? 4. What if 1 and 5 killed 11? If Carlisle and Esme killed Emmett? That would be interesting... 5. What if 10 bit 3? If Alice bit Billy? Jacob would be traumatized. 6. What if 6 bit 12? If Edward bit Jacob? Jacob would become a mutant human/wolf/vampire thingy. 7. What if 7 bit 14? If Bella bit Sam? Wow, uh... 8. Do you think 2 is hot? Uh, sure. 9. What if 5 and 9 got a hammer and beat 3 to death? If Esme and Rosalie beat Billy to death? Um... 10. What if 2 and 9 had a baby named 6? If Seth and Rosalie had a baby named Edward, that would be really weird. 11. What if 6 and 1 killed each other? Carlisle and Edward would NEVER kill each other. 12. Is 5 hot? No, I'm not lesbo. 13. What if 13 and 4 got married? If Renesmee and Paul got married, Jacob would beat the hell out of Paul. 14. Is 8 hot? I CAN'T SEE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! 15. What if 3 and 9 went to the bookstore and read Twilight and realized that 10 and 7 were actually magical unicorns? If Billy and Rosalie read Twilight and discovered that Alice and Bella were unicorns!! Sounds like a crack fic... ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been Pinned Emmett's Tuxedo: http://www.nightmarefactory.com/AC277.jpg Jasper's Tuxedo: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nxe6lCLWKmk/STzPS7LtzUI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/zJeaG5JcWSs/s400/TartanTuxedo.jpg If you believe there would be no Bella and Edward if Edward was human, copy and paste this into your profile (Because Edward would be either dead or really old and that would be pedophilia) My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you Why America has some issues (I live in America but these are all true...) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to . 'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room I was with his wife when he called as she fed I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a I was at the base of the building with the Priest I was on all four of those planes, in every seat, I was in Texas , Virginia , California , Michigan , Afghanistan . I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew Some sought Me with their last breath. I did not place you in the Tower that day. You Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey I will be in the stairwell of your final moments. God Stop and think and appreciate God's power If you are not ashamed, copy and send this message...only If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile If you think that Hannah Montana is a robot sent by the government to kill all of the worlds brain cells, copy this into your profile CAKE! l l l l l l If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black 1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez. 2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed. 3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much? 4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up. 5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel! 6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs. 7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic. 8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming. 9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much. 10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said. º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ Hmm, did I mention I'm Team Edward? If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you're a CHOCAHOLIC then copy and paste this!! 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile. If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, The Evil Authoress, shadowgrave22 Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Dora the exporer is soo an Illegal Immigrant... Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're 1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what 2) That backpack 3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an 4) She's always on an "adventure" to 5)The evidence is so obvious and Girls If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (I did that from 11:00 A.M to 12:00 A.M. when my dad yelled for me to get off the internet before he got his good hammer and beat the computer to death.) "Ok, what have I been doing for the past four hours?" If you have ever said that or something similar, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don’t care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy this into your profile. If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile If you have ever had a laugh attack over absolutely nothing, copy this into your profile 95 percent of teenagers survive on rap. If you are one of the 5 percent that rocks out, copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers have smoked pot. If you are part of the 8 percent that hasn't copy this into your profile If you think that Hannah Montana is a robot sent by the government to kill all of the worlds brain cells, copy this into your profile (Can't believe I actually liked her when I was eight...) If you think that being weird is normal and being normal is weird, copy this into your profile If you think Nerds are HOTT, copy this into your profile. (They will be the future's billionaires while the jocks are the ones on the side of the road asking for spare change.) If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile. If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would,
If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, (I actually cried reading this, which is really hard for me) 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Signs you live in 2009 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free. My mother, she murdered me. My father, he ate me. But my loving sister, Marjorie, Put my bones beneath a tree, and now I've come back to sing on high. Oh what a pretty bird am I! Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, When she reached the alley, which was a short However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will You read through my extremely long profile! Your reward: CAKE! l l l l l l If you just scrolled down: NOTHING! HAHAHAAHAH! | |||||||||||
1. Stories That Should NEVER EVER Be Published reviewsBad fanfiction examples. From stupid 'bella is a nerd and eddie ward is a jock' summaries to 'omg, bella is preggers review or i won't right anymore!111' Author's Notes/ Threats.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-092. Sparkly, Smelly, Or Swiss Cheese? reviewsStories of my experience with my friend. She's Team Jacob, I Team Edward. As you can see, we sometimes.. spat. Or get into a cat fight... Are you Edward, Jacob, or Switzerland?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-09 - Edward & Jacob3. You Need a Beta?You need a beta? Well, I need someone to beta for. Oh, and if you want to flame me, I actually have a story inside so HA!Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Published: 12-5-09 - Complete4. Breaking The Cables reviewsNessie, who is now fully grown, is wondering why everybody acts so strange everytime she wants to be alone with her best friend, Jacob. Will she accept the truth or be disgusted with it? Rated T for future chapters.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob5. Today, I » reviewsDiary entries of all the Cullens/Hales including Bella. Maybe even some La Push werewolves! Oh, and Charlie. But no one cares about him.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 10-4-096. Charlie's Secret reviewsCharlie has a secret.... He's never ever told Bella. What will happen in this madness?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-09 - Charlie7. Jasper's Coolio Cool Adventures of The Presidency reviewsSEQUEL TO: Jasper For The Presidency! Jasper's adventures during his reign of presidency in the White House. Includes the ALMOST assassination of the queen, the starting of World War 3, and the buttering of socks.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-09 - Jasper & Emmett - Complete8. Flash Forward » reviewsAlice during her time in the mental asylum. Letters from her to Cynthia.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-14-09 - Alice9. Jasper For The Presidency! » reviewsEmmett and Jasper are running for President. What trouble could these two possibly get into? Includes,the resurection of Hitler, the resurection of the Confederates, the resurection of the Union,and lots more! Bella is human. Cullens vamps.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,988 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Jasper & Emmett - Complete10. The Twisted Tale of Romeo & Juliet reviewsCrackfic. I was high in sugar. Not serious at all, just Romeo and Juliet on crack!Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete11. Because There's Nothing To Miss reviewsSet during New Moon. Bella thinks nobody cares about her anymore. She jumps off the cliff, but not for recreational purposes. Will anybody be able to save her? And where is the angel's voice coming from? WARNING: Suicide.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-09 - Bella12. On The Dark Side of The Moon » reviewsWhat if Bella never had to get this hurt again? What if she never had to worry about a sadistic vampire tracking her down? What if…? New Moon in Edward's point of view. Sorry for changing the title a billion times.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Edward & Bella13. Must Kill Riordan reviewsPercy and Grover are surfing the web in an effort to liven up their boring day. What happens when they come across a website known as Fanfiction. net?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-12-09 - Percy J. & Grover14. Emmett's Oh So Very Bright Idea » reviewsThe Cullens are trying to decide where to go on their vacation. Well, what about Emmett's idea?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Emmett15. Movies Anyone? reviewsThe Cullens are kinda pissed off with their mates. Except Bella and Edward. Edward is just staring at Bella, which is kinda creeping her out. Will a movie help them grow closer? ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete16. Never Let Percy Grow Bored reviewsPercy is bored, and gives Grover a migraine. Wait, Satyrs don't get migraines!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-20-09 - Percy J. & Grover17. Esme Gets Jumped! reviewsEsme is walking home from the store when a man in a ski mask, Paco, and Taco try to attack her! Will she use her vampy strength? Read to find out...Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-10-09 - Esme - Complete18. Jasper is Abused with Words reviewsJasper is abused with words, and gets his feelings hurt. He also has to find Bella some human food, and he has to overcome his dislike of five dollar bills.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-09 - Jasper - Complete19. We Have To What? » reviewsThe Cullen Siblings get jobs to pay for Esme's kitchen! LOT BETTER THAN SUMMARY.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Esme - Complete20. Working is Fun! reviewsEmmett gets nagged by Rosalie to get a job. Watch out Wal-Mart!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-09 - Emmett21. A Unicorn? reviewsWhat happens when Mike Newton destroys Jasper's feelings?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-09 - Jasper & Mike22. I'm Not Emo! reviewsJasper is being worshipped by freaky emo people while he gets killed by his family.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-09 - Jasper - Complete
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