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Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha. Gender: Female. There is nothing about me that is important to know, well not that I know of, yet. All that you need to know about me is that I am serious and usually, well, in reality I am always random. Right now I am into Bleach, Inuyasha, and Code Geass, there are many other anime that I like to view but I am not going to list them since it would be a really long list, also it is that I am being lazy right now. I enjoy writing and reading poetry, I am also interested in many languages, but I am mostly interested in the Asian language,because I find their language to be beautiful and far more easier for me to learn and pronounce; it is also the most amazing language that I have heard, other than French, Italian, German, and some of the many other languages. I mostly enjoy listening to Japanese and Korean music, as well as other music from different languages, because they are the inspiration for my stories and ideas. Here are some random things that I copied and pasted just for the heck of it. Just to give a hint, this is how I am, and some of these things really do happen to me.
If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile. If you have ever called someone to ask them for their phone number, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Sometimes! 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji'sfangirl,KawazoeMichiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (I'd be the first to laugh!) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever told a person your name and you never got theirs, copy and past this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity, Tsukiyomi No Miko Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. (And I'm proud of it!) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. Join the dark side! We have cookies!! SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! " 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" You know you live in 2000s when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ~AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan,readifyouplease, Kimihaine, Tsukiyomi No Miko.~ If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (While walking up and then falling onto your knees.) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Or am I? I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! ~JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE~ SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY. If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile. If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile. If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile. If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile. If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile. If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile. If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile. If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile. IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! ~ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!~ Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is, "Mummy I love you" In memory of the Colombian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around If you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"
Or (I did this because, I was bored, if you knew me then you would know that I do indeed have a cold-heart, or as my friends say, that I am a cold-blooded beast! But I can be kind and feel whenever I am in the mood.) I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, Kimihaine, Tsukiyomi No Miko. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. If you have ever ran into a door (glass or wood), copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, Bella, Haylee, Tsukiyomi No Miko If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.) IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (Not too scared just trying ti kill them is all, nothing wrong there.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.(That would be so cool) If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Not that obsessed, not there yet, is all.) If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (All of the times, we fight then have a good laugh and make up.) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.(That is so me, all of the times, it's rare when I am not.) If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (I loved it a lot, if I could I would marry it, but after I married my computer, laptop.) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(24/7, exceptions are eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, or ignoring my parents yelling at me to get off of the computer.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All day long they are there, haunting me, waiting for me and plotting my revenge.) If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of lives, post this in your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Only one of them is.) If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.Only once, that's it! If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.It' true, well when it comes to the computer or when I am nervous. If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. I never realized until I was in 5th grade, amazing huh? I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Cause they always have something unintelligible to say. 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Loser! 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Yep, they will alway give change, unless it is broken. 4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't. ANd thsoe who don't, I hunt down and destroy. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Yep, I can prove it. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. Never trust thw 50-50-90 rule, it sucks. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. That might be me, when I get bored. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Or another one the same size but a different style, and laugh at yourself. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those Who got there first? Forget them then, they gave up soemthing worth the while, they lose. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. I won't do that, he can just starve. I'll jsut watch. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. They never work, or die to quiclky, I salute them. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. I know, its hilarious at times, yet painful in others. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Is it really? 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty. I am not going to trust them at all. Tell the truth and run. Never, Maybe, I don't knows. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. I don't need it, I already have it. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I do that all of the time. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I don't really think that it i that necessary, all they do is give you homework, what's up with that. "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Nope until now. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? I guess? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why Please Note: The difference between friends and best friends F: Never asks for food or drink. BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty. F:Bail you out of jail BF: In the next cell saying, "Damn we messed up, again!" F:Only knows a few things about you. BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak. F:Knocks on the door. BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod! I can! Oh, I have a photographic memory... It just hasn't developed yet. That's true. Or is it? I live in my own little world... But it's OK - they know me there. Yes, they do I visit it everyday, for many hours, and I never want to leave. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I would too, I mean who wouldn't. Only an idiot. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Nope, I am going to push the "Down" button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Those are mine, that's why they never enter my head, only in dreams. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Yep, no other is like the Earth. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. Yep, it does, I'll find a way around it, someday. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Happened before. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion, But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am. I can run really fast, but only for short distances. Does that make me part cheetah? I feel like I hate my brother, but I laugh at his stupidity. What does this mean? “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” Anonymous “Forget what you want. Remember what you deserve.” - Anonymous “They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other every day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common: they were crazy about each other.” - Anonymous If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile. 1.) No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2.) Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3.) Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4.) Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5.) Success stops when you do. 6.) When your ship comes in... make sure you are willings to unload it. 7.) You will never "have it all together." 8.) Life is a journey... not a destination. ENjoy the trip! 9.) The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be happy." 10.) The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11.) I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win. 12.) Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13.) If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14.) We often fear the thing we want the most. 15.) He or she who laughs... lasts. 16.) Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. 17.) Look for opportunities... not guarantees. 18.) Life is what's coming... not what was. 19.) Success is getting up one more time. 20.) Now is the most interesting time of all. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on (come on, you know you done it before) Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. (Men, what can we say? And they disagree when we say girls are the surprior race) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. The trouble with life is there's no background music (or the wise summary like at the end of Gray's Antanemy) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. (Can I get an AMEN?) At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. I would use this technique whenever I actually feel like getting into a relationhip, it might not happen, yet. Ladies, here's how you pick out Mr. Perfect: Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot; Who calls you back when you hang up on him; Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat; Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead; Who keeps your picture in his wallet; Who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants; Who holds your hand in front of all his friends; Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup; Who constantly tells you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you; The one who turns to his friends and says "THATS HER!" Is this what girls are really looking for in a guy? ~Me?~ 26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do 1... Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 hour. 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing , even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor. 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason. 26.. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it. (Ladies, this guy is a keeper!) These are some sayings that I find entertaining and fun to look at and read, well mostly read then stare at. When you were born, everyone you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. Yeah!! Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.It really does, however, it also annoy them to no end. Save trees, boycott homework. I should do that. I only know how to do things 3 ways: The WRONG way. The RIGHT way. And MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!Uhuh. A decent pen: 2.99. Package of lined paper: 0.99. Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless. I know, huh? Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. (I NEVER read the fine print. No wonder I always get in trouble...) (Yep, that' me.( There's more to life than just sitting in an uncomfortable chair in front of the computer all day. Go out and buy a nice comfortable chair. (I think I will, or I'll send someone out to buy me one.) Being bored isn't as easy as it looks. (Well sometimes it is for me and sometimes it's not.) Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - Charles D'Hericault (That's my horrible truth.) Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. (No if they do then I will attack them and how no mercy.) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Silver Curiosity (I do that whenever I can, but I sometime fail at it.) If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun. (It would be dull, and people would play with Barbies all day long. Now there's a scary thought.) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. (I think I will just wait and see, then use someone as a shield for when I escape, I will be unscathed.) Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege. (No I am not. I have a license.) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (I can be both.) Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. (I kinda have.) My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely... (That's what happens to my mind, sometimes I have to struggle with it to bring it back, I return with bruises.) I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well. (I can get around confusion any time, I just get lazy and stay.) Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it! (True!) Blackmail is the answer to everything. (For me it is.) When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults. (Suckers!) Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75 percent of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? (Why bother? ~Yawn~) Random Saying I Find Everywhere: "No! I will not put gay porn in my coursework!" (Don't do that, you will be in deep shit!) "No I will not pull my pants down." (It happened in my class once.) "What are we setting on fire, miss?" "You." (I can deal with that._ "I came, I saw, I ate cake." (Cake is awesome.) "Pie." (Mmmmm!!) "Bring on the exploding pigeons!" (Yeah!! Bring them on.) "Does that say what or where?" "What." "Does that say what or where?" "What!" "DOES THAT SAY WHAT OR WHERE?" "WHAT. IT SAYS WHAT!" "Oh I thought that you were saying what because you couldn't hear me." "You know, it's ironic how seeing somebody been born will make you want to kill yourself...," (That's life for ya.) "Push will get a person almost everywhere. Except through a door marked pull." (That's fact, it can be proven. I proved it once, running and pushing on a door saying pull, I ran right onto the glass door and fell on my butt, it was painful, yet hilarious.) "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory." (That's me all of the time!) "A lot of people ask me if I was shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to build a boat." (Now that's common sense.) "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." (I laughed at him, and tried to throw a chair at him.) "Truth is stranger than fiction. Because fiction has to make sense." (Does it really!?) "The only thing most people do better than anyone else is reading their own hand-writing." (Not true, I can read others' handwriting too.) "Be nice to people. They out number you 5.5 billion to one." (In their dreams, or should I sai not in my dreams, I out number them in my dreams.) "Don't argue with idiots, they will knock you down to their level and beat you with experience."(I can do that, but I am not an idiot.) "The most precious treasure is always found in the most unexpected and unimaginable of places, all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us...and to surpass ‘impossible’ limits." (Or you can wait for the treasure to come to you.) "Oh dear he's bleeding from the head." "Great that means that he's dead." (Blame it on me, I want to see what happens to me if they believe you.) "I'm not writing anymore it's killing my braincells." "Did you have any to begin with?" "Whatever age I was when I was nine." (Then the answer is yes.) "Could you introduce us sometime?"(Maybe, maybe not, who knows, you just have to wait, if I remember, which is very unlikely.) "Only if I wanted to get rid of you." (Which would be in less than one second.) We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen. (That's me when I stare at the sky or try to look for spirits, like in Bleach, yay for Bleach!!) What goes around, comes around. And when it comes around you better DUCK. (DUCK if you don't want to get hit, and hit really hard.) Some people just don't understand the beauty of insanity. (But I do and I appreciate it.) There are people in the walls. They want burritos. What? Why are you bringing out the straitjacket? (I am not insane, I just have a sixth sense, in your face suckers.) There's no ' I ' in team, but there's a 'me' if you switch a couple of the letters around. (Cause it's all about me.) If you're nice call me sweet. If your sweet call me honey. If you're hot, call me tonight. (Go ahead, I'll see if I respond.) There is only one difference between a madman and me... I'm not mad. I'm crazy! Who was the first person to go up to a cow and say, "I'm going to pull on these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out!" (Not me! I wish I did though.) Don't tick me off today I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. (True.) Evolution-life's a niche, and then you die. (And you suffer heartbreak in between.) If you can't live without me then why aren't you dead already? (Who Knows?) If I seem to give a care, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. (I really would not like to give the wrong impression, because then people get the wrong ideas or jut ideas, creepy wrong ideas, perverted ideas.) I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. (It's a never ending cycle.) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (Maybe, who knows, because I really don't.) I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland,rather cruel and incompetent comes natural to me. (That's me.) I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? (I can't accept that fact entirely._ Don't you just wish that there was a knob on the T.V to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness " but that doesn't work. (That's true.) The fellow that agrees with everything you say... is either a fool... or he's getting ready to skin you alive. (He better not if he wants to live to see another day.) I never forget a face... but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. (I will.) Never raise your hand to your children, it leaves your midsection unprotected. (If you want to avoid hugs then don't do this and you will be safe from icky, yucky hugs.) All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. (Some are, like hitting people in the face with a baseball bat or in the groins.) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the snot out of them. (That's right, yay for punching people and frowning!) Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy, so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them...then it's me. (I already know that.) Ever notice how dying is at the end of studying. (Yeps!!) I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you. (I don't like that many people, that's a fact.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. (Is that not the nicest thing to do for an ex, well I do think it to ne kind, whatever!?) Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away... like choking. (Or anime, now that sometimes steals my breath away.) I lied in my bed last night, counting the stars, and then I thought to my self: where the heck did my ceiling go?! I remember it was here few hours go? (This once happened to me, I had fallen asleep outside of the house, and when I woke up I thought I was inside the house.) Finals equal academic suicide. (That's what my brain's going to commit when I am an old woman.) I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will stalk you later. (To destroy you or just torment you.) YOU! out of the gene pool- NOW! (I wish I could have said that to my cousins, I really do.) Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be canceled. (COOL, I can control TIME!) Due to recent budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel is temporarily out of service. (Then how am I going tho die if the light isn't working, damn it all to Hell. Wait, never mind, I don't want to see anybody in Hell that place is off limits to everybody but me.) The shortest distance between two points is under construction. (That's the barrier for my imagination, creativity is out to get it.) Get your mind out of the gutter-it's blocking my view. (That's what I say to my brother when he is talking about perverted things with my cousin and I am watching T.V.) In man's struggle against the world I place 50 bucks on the world. (So do I, I mean we would all DIE at the world's hands, or the world's something.) If you can't say anything nice then at least have the decency to be vague. (That's me when I want to say something kind to someone but it won't come out. It really works, well for me!) Depressions n.- Anger without enthusiasm. (I think I have that.) Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea his you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. (That's me all of the time.) "I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you." (That's me for all of you.) "I'm drunk...I'm armed... and I'm off my meds... you had better make your message really, really sweet." (I don't think I will ever get drunk in my life time.) "HI, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if i don't IM you back, well, what can i say?" (Bye!) Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast. (It should.) There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish. (I Know I don't, that would be creepy.) "Yes... I mean no." (This is my answer to everything when I don't know anything about anything, and the teachers won't accept "No" OR "I don't know" for an answer.) "It isn't a trap if we can see it a mile away." (Or is it? I wonder?) "HOW'S IT LIKE DOWN THERE." (This is what I would say if I ever buried someone or sent them to Hell!) "It smells like something died multiple time's in there." (That's what I think whenever someone goes into the bathroom and then comes out of it.) I'd be tall to if I was in heels. (Well I would be taller than I already am.) First a car bomb now a shoot out? I swear I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to HQ about this. (Maybe, I might want to watch the scenes that play out for a few seconds, years, centuries, whatever!) "Lets take an educated guess and start pulling random levers innie mennie..." (You people better run and hide if you want to live through this.) Vegetarian: It's Indian for bad hunter. (That's me, unless my prey is someone I really hate, or just want to hunt for no apparent reason!!) I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. (True!!) Some people are like Slinky's completely and totally useless but it's completely funny to watch one fall down the stairs. (I do that all the time!!) "Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps." (I guess, but I till haven't gone through that process, yet, however, I know that I will, very soon, very, very soon.) Silence is golden duct tape is silver. (I think?) Sarcasm: It's the only reason why I haven't killed anyone yet. (So true, so true!! And irony, it is the greatest thing ever!!) When I snap you'll be the first to go. (Everyone will, insert maniacal laugh here.) "7 of the 10 voices inside my head are saying don't shoot... but I'm not really listening to those voices..." (That's me!) "We're not out-numbered just think of it as unlimited target session." (I imagine this when I get really angry at someone or something.) "Let me guess you ate a bowl of STUPID for breakfast." (I say this to my brother sometimes!) I laugh at jokes three times. 1: When I hear it. 2: When someone explains it to me. 3: 5 minutes later when I actually get it. Al: Saving the world one kitten at a time. I'm the evil twin. I live in my own little world but it's okay they know me here. I hear voices and they don't like you. Scientific theory proven the universe does revolve around me. That's it my brother you are now officially endangered. When you laugh. I laugh. When you cry. I cry. (Not really I laugh.) When you jump out a window... I laugh. Off the sky lift, Off course, Through the trees, Round out of the forest, Off a cliff. (I'll laugh at you if you jump off/out these things.) Unknown "A good friend is someone who helps you back up when you fall. A best friend is someone who can push you back down and laugh. Unknown "When life gives you lemons squirt lemon juice in your enemies eye." Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched Erotophobia- Fear of being romantically involved with someone Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing Gymnophobia- Fear of being seen naked (This sounds exactly like me! Funny!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. if you have every run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (They did in the 80's) Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. (From Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid- Halfbreed) If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Fem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugermuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bus A Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, superheroxnerd, witchofdanight1316, Darkgirl4.0, Tsukiyomi No Miko If you ever fell up a set of stairs, copy this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen out of a tree, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Darkgirl4.0, Tsukiyomi No Miko If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have fallen down the "up" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. If your love Sharpies, ringing, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word! Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An ax? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Ruroni Angel, Darkgirl4.0, Tsukiyomi No Miko If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve world domination. A black man walks up to a white man after he says that no colored people are allowed and says, "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go into the sun I'm black.When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: when you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go into the sun you're red. And when you're cold you're blue. And when you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. (Wow he got what he was looking for.) Try this if you are bored. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (--Don't cheat!!--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! "You know, it's ironic how seeing somebody been born will make you want to kill yourself...," -Chandler (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)- (This is so me!) If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!! ~ Left-handed people are statistically more likely to be geniuses, and to be insane. Left-handedness is more common among writers and some kinds of artists. But lefties tend to be more accident-prone and on average don't live as long. (This sounds exactly like me, except I am right handed, so what doe it mean? That I was supposed to be born left handed but something horribly wrong happened during my birth?) Things to do in an Elevator; 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" I find this o ironic and hilarious, albeir true at the same time. ANIME-my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to anime you can't afford drugs. 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Ways To Annoy Your Professors ~ Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..." Things to do at Walmart... Friends Or Bet Friends? Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Comes and visits you in jail. Best Friend: Is sitting with you in the jail cell saying, "Holy crap that was fun!!" Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes themselves at home. Friend: Picks you up when you fall. Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again. Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Best friend: They ask you for their number ('Cuz they can't remember it.) Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff. Friend: Only knows a few things about you. Best friend: Could write a biography on your life story. Friend:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friend: Will always go with you. Friend: Would delete this letter. Best friend: Will send this back to me and all of their GIRLS ONLY!! THANK YOU, NOT REALLY!! Did you know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89 of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99 of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make you feel better! Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL love surprises!! Now... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH!! Congratulations!! Your wish has just been received. Repost this with the title for girls eyes ONLY in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED. (I learned this all from my friends and other people.) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you don't wanna be popular or cool, just unique, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. All the good guys are gay, taken, or anime. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. ()_(/) "REMEMBER WHEN " REMEMBER WHEN... Getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs? When )m O m( was your hero And 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? When your WORST ENeMieS were your siblings And rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? When -WAR- was a card game And life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! If you want your army of killer bunnies to rule the world, copy this and paste this on your profile. till think their out to get me! ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your It's so cute! ／l、 Cute aye! Help kitty rule the world. Post this on your profile. The difference between friends and best friends F: Never asks for food or drink. BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty. F:Bail you out of jail. BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!" F:Only knows a few things about you. BF: Is writing a embarrassing biography you don't know about as we speak. F:Knocks on the door. BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome!" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Shadowed Fighter, Yaoi-Incest-Fangirl69, Orichalcos, XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi-Little-StalkerxX, AkatsukiBlossom, Narutofang91; Phoenixfire3473, Tsukiyomi No Miko. 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie 21 Things to Remember 1.) No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2.) Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3.) Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4.) Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5.) Success stops when you do. 6.) When your ship comes in... make sure you are willing to unload it. 7.) You will never "have it all together." 8.) Life is a journey... not a destination. ENjoy the trip! 9.) The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be happy." 10.) The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11.) I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win. 12.) Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13.) If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14.) We often fear the thing we want the most. 15.) He or she who laughs... lasts. 16.) Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. 17.) Look for opportunities... not guarantees. 18.) Life is what's coming... not what was. 19.) Success is getting up one more time. 20.) Now is the most interesting time of all. 21.) When things go wrong... don't go with the flow. If you believe that the famous "Ichihime" couple should go rot then post this up in your profile If you believe in the HitsuRuki army, post this. If you believe Orihime suits Uryu better then post this. If you believe in couples POST THIS UP. | |||||||||
1. Past Love » reviewsThis is a song/poem that I came up with. It shows - in a way - the relationship between Kagome and Inuyahsa, it also interprets what would happen if Kagome left Inuyahsa for someone else, the emotions that she would feel. This is a re-edited version.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 8-16-09 - Kagome
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