Hey, I'm Romantized Missile Fire. Feel free to call me whatever you want if you're talking to me and I haven't signed as something else in the message. Here's a little about me, though I know most people don't care. So if you ARE one of those "I don't give a crap about who you are" people, just skip along to my writing. It's much more fabulous by far.

Likes: Slash, movies, music, writing, reading, drawing, talking, meeting new people, texting, animals, science, my teachers, WWU, smart people, libraries, silence, Seattle, shopping, hiking, swimming, going to the beach, Ocean Shores (in Oregon, if you didn't already know that), creating, doing the Time Warp, NaNoWriMo, forensics, psychology, serial killers, pretty smelling stuff, unique names, extremely dark eyes, unnaturally coloured hair (fire-engine red is my personal favourite, though it would look atrocious on me), windy days, cute guys, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, shopping, Romys (best clothing boutique ever), flirting with older men, a warm blanket, snow, torrential downpours of rain, 90 degree+ dry heat, hot chocolate made with milk, joking with my friends, unexplainable happiness, awesome music, disclaimers at the end of movies, fantasy and science fiction stories, mpreg (but only sometimes), and so much more!

Dislikes: Stupid people, jerks, cheerleaders (the stereotypical ones, that is; if you're one but not a b!tch, let me know), all-nighters created by homework, my feet/ankles, Justin Bieber, abusers, spiders when they're in my room or bathroom, sinning (duhh), those books/stories that I know I shouldn't read but I do anyway-- or should that be in the likes section?, immature asses, those cute boys that you talk to then find out later that they're waaaaaay younger than you, bikinis (because I look fat in them, lol), bad movies, Tim Curry dying at the end of Rocky Horror Picture Show, pedophiles, overused songs and cliches, most rap, that creepy guy across the street who watches my mom and me all the time, my ex (because he really was a royal douche), silly drama created by others that drag me in, and so much more (because I am a natural-born pessimist ;D)

Pairings I totally ADORE: Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto), Ceil/Sebastian (Black Butler), Flynn/Ram (Tron), Obi-Wan/Anakin (Star Wars), Mahogany/Leon (Midnight Meat Train), Mal/Simon (Firefly), Scug/OMCs (Urban Gothic), Severus/James (Harry Potter), Faramir/Shagrat (Lord of the Rings), Kirk/Spock (Star Trek), Stryke/Haskeer (Orcs), Robert Neville/Alpha Male (I Am Legend movie version), Jack/Ralph (Lord of the Flies), Sarge/Grif (Red vs Blue), Ulfger/Peter (The Child Thief), Night Owl/Rorschach [Daniel/Walter] (The Watchmen), numerous couplings from the clone squad in Republic Commando: Hard Contact (Technically Star Wars), Severus/Sirius (Harry Potter), Clu2/Sam/Rinzler (Tron: Legacy... don't judge the threesome!), Christopher/Wikus (District 9), and oh-my-user so many more. Too bad I can't remember them all right now. :|

Anything else you need to know about me: First off, I'm a 19 year old college girl with a weird mind. I do have an affinity for awkward moments and being overly sweet to complete strangers, but don't fear me; it's perfectly natural. Also, I like to talk, so message me sometimes...

I'm not usually a fan of certain movie/book/television infatuations of mine being gay, but I write/read the fics anyway. Please don't judge me for it... homosexual romance stories just beg to be written, and I cannot ignore them. ^_^ Heterosexual relationshsips are just so overused that I need to write the different things, anyway.

Just to say this before anyone accuses me of anything (you'd be surprised how some people can be)... I am a Christian, but I find that all people have a right to romance. Real romance, not just extramarital sex (which I do not support, though once again, I may write it). And that is why I write homosexual fics; gays need love too, and it's cute when they can finally be happy with themselves and another being (not everything I like in the slash sections are strictly human/human, lol). Y'know, the whole soul mate deal. Everyone deserves one whether they like the opposite sex or not. :) And since everyone else seems to prefer writing only opposite sexes as couples, I decided to take a leap and make mine what I think is sweet and cute. Which just happens to be homosexual males... and maybe sometimes females. :P

So go ahead and enjoy my writings. Some of them are good, some are bad, and some are just mediocre, but you all know they come from my beautiful mind. -shameless self-love-

WARNING: IF STORIES ARE NOT REVIEWED, THEY ARE NOT UPDATED. THAT'S MY POLICY. IF YOU WANT MORE, YOU BETTER SAY SO.(Though I will occasionally update anyway because I'm enjoying what I'm writing, lol!)