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Poll: Which side pairs should I do in Parent Trap? Vote Now!
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since: 05-27-09, id: 1949303, Profile Updated: 11-15-09
country: United States
Author has written 12 stories for Alice in Wonderland, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

So, yeah. I’m updating my profile more on a need-to-know basis, because I realized it was kinda long and pointless. So instead, I decided to make it equally as long, but more relevant. WOO!

VERY BRIEF PERSONAL INFO SECTION:

Name: DJ

Birthday: May 21st

Gender: Female

Lives: ON ALFRED'S FACE. No, not really. I jest.

CURRENT POLL:

Which side pairings do you guys want for Parent Trap? Vote to decide! Choose up to 3 choices!

FANART MADE BY INCREDIBLY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO I LOVE FOREVER:

For the Turning the world series:

Chapter one: Introduction of Players by Chirp Chirp

Chapter five: Don't Trust a Ho by Apollo Pompano

Chapter five: Don't Trust a Ho by Feliciano-chan

For Parent Trap:

Chapter five: Beyond Humiliating by Uccan

CURRENT PROJECTS:

Turning the World Right-side Up

Summary (Abridged version): Sequel to Turning the World Upside Down. Full of High School drama, breakups, cigarettes, fluff, a completely insane Hungary, and hopefully all the humor you enjoyed from the prequel! Will have a happy ending, I promise!

Pairings: AustriaHungary, UsUk, SpainRomano, and GerIta. Also some SeychellesJapan and perhaps RussiaChina

Status: Chapter 5 not planned at ALL -headdesk-

Parent Trap

Summary (Abridged version): Think Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap, with Italian twins, a rich British entrepreneur who lives in Florida and his New Yorker ex who's an egotistical moron. Also, Spain as a butler. Can you ask for more?

Pairings: UsUk, GerIta, and SpainRomano as mains. The only decided sides right now are RussiaChina, SealandLichtenstein, and GreeceJapan (My first attempt!). Other side pairs will be picked in the poll (See Current Poll)!

Status: Chapter 8 planned in detail, not started yet.

Poltergeist

Summary (Abridged version): Poor Arthur, your normal (questionably so) student with enormous eyebrows and an unhealthy cult obsession is haunted by an annoying ghost. Humorous right now, but may get some drama later.

Pairings: UsUk. No sides as far as I can tell as of now. What do you guys think? Should I do sides?

Status: Chapter 3 started! Sorry this is taking so long, guys! I'll try to get it done ASAP~!

The World According to Romano

Summary (Abridged version): Romano's psychiatrist tells him he needs to keep a journal about his daily life. Romano is not amused or enthralled by the prospect, but dutifully records down details of his daily plight to not strangle his brother, his brother's hot friend, or himself. All of the above, really.

Pairings: SpainRomano. Maybe some traces of GerIta later.

Status: Possible plans to make this a threeshot if the readers want it to continue. Should I make a poll?

POSSIBLE STORIES:

Title Unknown

Summary (Abridged version): Prussia is a high-up company executive who has been offered another promotion (making him right under the boss) if he manages to complete his next successful project- bulldozing a park to replace it with a new office complex. An ecstatic Prussia believes his promotion to be assured until he meets a psychotic hippie woman who has taken up residence in one of the trees and refuses to leave in order to save the park she loves.

Pairings: HungaryPrussia

Status: Plot Bunny

Genie

Summary (Abridged version): A spin-off of Poltergeist. Lovino, the most irritable and profane boy in the entire school, finds a genie's lamp that he doesn't want, summons a genie against his will, and can NOT get the stupidly cheerful tomato-loving supernatural to leave him alone. Damn.

Pairings: SpainRomano

Status: Plot Bunny

Vampire

Summary (Abridged version): Another spin-off of Poltergeist. Ludwig likes his daily routine in life and has enough trouble keeping it constant with his insane older brother interrupting it. The last thing he needed in life was a chipper, ditzy vampire who wanted to drink his blood and kept bugging him about it every five seconds. Come on. Vampires aren't even real, right?

Pairings: GerIta

Status: Plot Bunny

Mermaid

Summary (Abridged version): The third and final possible spin-off of Poltergeist. Yao is a young man who lives in a coastal town. One day, an incredibly irritating merman washes up on the shore of the beach and Yao, unfortunately tenderhearted, takes him in, therefore guaranteeing himself to go grey-haired at about twenty-two. How could someone invent water, anyway?

Pairings: ChinaKorea

Status: Plot Bunny

She's the Man

Summary (Abridged version): Based on the movie based on the Shakespeare piece Twelfth Night. America, a tomboy, ends up masquerading as her brother Canada when he goes to London instead of going to Chikyuu Academy. Can she hide her true gender from the students and stop herself from falling for her roommate (Who is actually hot despite his massive eyebrows)? Considering this is America, probably not.

Pairings: Female!AmericaxEngland, One-sided EnglandxFrance, One-sided FrancexFemale!America, PrussiaxCanada

Status: Plot Bunny

If you really feel like I should write one of these stories I haven't started, drop me a line! I promise I don't bite, and the reader's opinions mean a lot to me! =D

Peace out,

Spazzkitty

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1. Poltergeist » reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a high school senior, was obsessed with the supernatural until he found his room haunted by an incredibly annoying poltergeist with an ego the size of bloody England who refused to leave and just rest in peace. Bits of drama later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - America & England
2. Turning the World RightSide Up » reviews
Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Austria & Hungary
3. Addiction reviews
But he knows deep down that it’s not the heroism entirely, not that noble feeling of protecting the weak. He does it because he’s become addicted to the feel of a gun in his hand. Some UsUk. WARNING: Character suicide. For Apollo-chan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-09 - America - Complete
4. The Parent Trap » reviews
The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - N. Italy & S. Italy
5. Looking Back reviews
Belarus loves Russia more than anything in her world. However, it's very painful for her to be completely devoted to someone who is in love with a different person. Short oneshot. Onesided RussiaxBelarus, A little RussiaLiet. For Emolollipop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-09 - Belarus & Russia - Complete
6. Turning the World Upside Down » reviews
Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,266 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Austria & Hungary - Complete
7. The World According to Romano reviews
Lovino rants in journal form about his unqualified psychiatrist that he doesn't need to see, the job he hates, and his annoying brother's friend who he either wants to run over with a truck or kiss-He's not entirely sure. Happy birthday, EJR-Blue-Rose!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-17-09 - S. Italy & Spain - Complete
8. Bloodied Determination reviews
The days before the civil war were always fuzzy, but the day the communists took over is as vivid in his mind as anything else can or will ever be." Focuses on the installation of a communist government. Somewhat dark/depressing. Centered around China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-09 - China - Complete
9. A Vibrant Bouquet of Balloons reviews
England wanted a perfect Saturday and it seemed like he was going to get one until a loudmouthed idiot showed up at his house, attacked his doorbell, and insulted Jane Austen. Damn American. EnglandxAmerica oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-19-09 - England & America - Complete
10. Wonderland Reincarnated » reviews
The kingdom of Wonderland has waited a long time for its true sovereign, the reincarnation of Alice Liddell. They weren't really expecting a naive, scatterbrained, 17-year-old from planet Earth. Oh well. Eventual AliceXHuman Cheshire. DISCONTINUED
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 5-29-09 - Alice
11. Pencil Strokes reviews
Holy Roman Empire wants to draw Chibitalia, but his horrible drawing skills make it difficult. Maybe a certain artist can help him learn to draw better. HRExChibitalia. Nothing but fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-09 - N. Italy - Complete
12. Cotton Candy Smiles reviews
A short little oneshot bringing a little depression to the story of North Italy. Some slight GermanyxItaly and HRExChibitalia, if you're looking for them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - N. Italy - Complete
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