About The Author

Name: Phoenix

Nickname/s:Nix, Firebird and Sparky in certain cases :D

Country:Scotland

I am COMPLETLYRAVINGCRAZYMADBONKERS...

So... you have been warned...XD

Just like Team-Jazz, fanfiction is probably my biggest secret. None of my friends know about it at all. Well, actually, I tell a lie. One of my friends from a different UNIVERSE introduced me to it (and right now she is regretting it, HEHE XD XP), and i have introduced it to 2 other friends. :D

Oh, and The Doctor, Patrick Jane, Chuck, Sarah Walker, Willy Wonka and Abby Sciuto and my role models! :D

I am, funny, lazy, crazy and sarcastic.

I always have a comeback or a sarcastic comment up my sleeve.

I take the time to smell the roses, sing in the car, dance like no one’s watching, laugh my heart out, jump in puddles, count the stars, and dance in the rain.

I listen to all the “weird” music and watch old sitcoms in my pajamas.

I’m proud to be a band geek.

I’m an uber-TV watcher and shipper.

I prefer cynical, anti-social, geniuses to sparkly vampires.

It’s funny how a charming fake psychic and a senior agent can be so clueless.

It is a well known fact that Italians and Ninjas make the cutest kids.

Tennis balls and white boards may unleash strokes of medical genius.

You should should probably make sure you know who you're dating, her father could be the Frog.

Rule twelve should be eliminated.

Team Tyler's Van ALL THE WAY!!

Red hair and big teddy bears.

Gibbs: Sit in his chair, he'll sit in yours.

Stoic rule bender, with deadpan humor and a gun, whose idea was that?

The geek and the goth.

Subtitles needed when walking into the Jeffersonian.

The men’s bathroom just so happens to be a good place to have serious conversations.

Tea: The water has to be truly boiling and the milk goes in first.

Italian gigolo furniture movers can be incredibly cute.

The Dean of Medicine hired an awesome jackass of a doctor, of course she likes him!

How do you get a boat out of the basement?

Red and smiley faces should never be combined.

Screw the night in shining armor!

If you build a boat in your basement, be prepared to burn it.

Crazy socks, funny belt buckles, and FBI issued armor is the way to go!

Note to self: Hide the paper clips when visiting NCIS.

You probably shouldn't keep your superhero name similar to your actual
name.

Caf-pows are extremely addictive, handle with care.

Gibblets: Mess with them, you mess with a caffeine-addicted, ex-marine sharp shooter with a temper.

Sneakers, flame canes, sarcastic comments. Don’t you wish you worked for him?!

Goths don't sweat, they SIMMER!

Gibbs slaps are superior to atomic bombs.

Lounging on a tan couch is a good way to avoid doing actual work.

Undercovers totally counted!

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Phs…hell no! Team Jisbon all the way!

Beware of the maniac on the couch. He'll read your mind and steal your heart.

Curly dark hair, blue eyes, and low-cut tops can be used to torment a certain doctor.

Know what’s funny? You can’t tell whether a blond haired, blue eyed consultant is reading your mind or stealing your heart.

Warning: NCIS elevators have questionable safety because the emergency stop switch gets pulled too much.

Petting zoos are gateways to hell.

Probie is Italian for: I love you Ziva!

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Taking the labels of the coffee is considered a no-no at the CBI.

Tim McGee: Has done more than sleep in a coffin.

Blonds have more fun, brunettes may be smart, but Gibbs prefers red heads.

Clinic duty is that lonely time in the way of bugging Cuddy.

If Gibbs' cell phone malfunctions, it's easier to just pull a new one out from the stash.

Yogurt packs are way to small for some teddy bear agents.

Watch out for red mini coopers with Israeli ninjas.

Ponies make sweet presents for your boss.

Mechanical clowns piss FBI agents off.

Super glue always makes you feel better on a rainy day!

Never play poker with a fake psychic.

Keep an eye out for office romances- you’d be surprised how often they turn up…

If you got all that, you really, really need to get out more. Or you’re just incredibly cool. Or both! XD XP

The TV shows I like/liked to watch and read..

Doctor Who, The Mentalist, The Guardian (SIMON BAKER IS SO HOT!), NCIS (gotta love the Team), Life, Robin Hood, Micheal MacIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, Torchwood, Glee, Veronica Mars, Moonlight,

Fave Films...

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!! O. M. G! Willy Wonka AND Alice in Wonderland is coming out soon! YAY! Night in the Museum 1 and 2, Twilight, Freaky Friday, Parent Trap, Ice Age 1, 2 and 3; 17 Again, Jumper, Casino Royal, Quantum of Solace, Coraline, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, National Treasure 1 and 2 (and hopefully 3 because, come on, you cannot end a movie like that and they not tell you what is on page 47 of the Presidant's Secret Book!! There must be a puzzle or a treasure map...), NEXT, HITCH, Narnia, AristoCats, the PACIFIER...

Fave Characters

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon, Kimball Cho, Wayne Rigsby, Grace VanPelt, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Anthony "Tony" D. DiNozzo, Timothy McGee, Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Ziva David, Abigail "Abby" Sciuto, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Ruby Gloom, Doom Kitty, Scaredy Bat, Charlie Crews, 10th Doctor, Ianto Jones, Larten Crepsley, Logan/Wolverine, Remy Le Beau/Gambit, The Master, Cadvan of Lirigon, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Riley Poole, Dr Greg House,

Fave Actors

Simon Baker (WOO he is SO HOT), Mark Harmon, David Tennant, Will Smith, Damian Lewis, Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie

Random Things That Made Me Laugh...

"Aaaaachooooooooo!!" a friend in a very quite tent (you had to be there to understand)

(After doing an experient in biology with milk) Sara: Uh, I hate milk.

Me: So you don' t like melted ice cream?

Sara: There's no milk in ice cream (?!)

(but wait there's more)

Me: Ah.. Yes there is.

Sara: No, it has ice and cream in it (?!)

Me: Yes, and cream is made of milk.

Sara: No, milk is made of cream. (!!)

Sara in biology again, with her hand in her pocket playing with her mobile. Sara doesn't notice that the teacher Dr F has stopped talking and is now leaning over her to see what she is doing. She then looks up and SCREAMS "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!" EVERYONE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING!

Fo shiz, my brotha from anotha motha. We wuz all like huntin ‘n stuff and thenz I came across a huge bear. I wuz like ‘Grr, I’m gunna killz you’ and it wuz all like, ‘Not unless I killz you first’ and then I wuz all like ‘I killz you and you dead.’"

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