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since: 05-29-09, id: 1950773, Profile Updated: 12-14-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

OH MY GOODNESS! A NEW WARRIOR CATS BOOK IS OUT! I'VE GOT IT AND I'VE FINISHED READING IT! IT'S SO AMAZING!:D

This may seem silly, but you'll probably need it...Although there are no page numbers or anything...It'll just give you a vague idea of where things are...

Contents

About Me

Thank You

The Wonderful World of C&P...which isn't very big at the moment...

Silly, Fun Stuff...And Some Favourite Characters From Some Books

My Stories And Story Ideas

The End


ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE!

Um, hello. This is me. Obviously. Aaaagh, I don't know what to say!

Oh, I know: I'm mad about books and love them love them love them. Honestly I'm a book adict. I really like book series because then the stories don't end so fast. Erm. I love Warrior Cats, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, about a million other books (literally), including Uncle Montague's Tales of Terror, Tales of Terror From the Black Ship, Paddington books (Yes, I know they are simple to read, but who cares) the Lady Grace Cavendish Mysteries, the Inkheart Trilogy, books by Eva Ibbotson, The Invisible Friend books, The Thief Lord and The Hounds of The Morrigan. Oooh, lotta books (and there are loads more I haven't mentioned). Yay! Honestly, I am OBSESSED with some books, namely Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events and Warrior Cats, and I love them all equally and in different ways. But PLEASE, PLEASE don't think that those are the only books I really love. There are plenty of others, many of which I haven't mentioned here.

Erm. I'm Tabs ( that's one of my thousands of nicknames. some of them are quite...strange, and I don't want to put them on here in case someone works out who I am!! SHOCK, HORROR). You can also call me Lemonycream. Yes, I know, random...Oh, yeah, in case you want to know, I'm an English (Yay!) girl, I'm 13 years old, and I'm not going to tell you what I look like, though I will say that I have very long hair. Um, I love (no, ADORE!!) animals, and I have two dogs (who are lovely) and I wish I had cats as well, but I don't. I don't really have a favourite animal (I lke almost all of them), but if I had to pick, I would say cats. That's not to say that I don't love my dogs or my sadly deceased rabbits and dog (DON'T EVER SAY THAT!), and if we had a cat, it would, of course, be equal with my other pets.

By the way...

Right. I just wanted to say that I'm not a girly-girl AT ALL. I am perfectly happy with how I look (Yay for me), and I don't need to apply makeup every other second. Sorry. I just get a bit tired of all the faffing around. I prefer to climb trees and read books etc than apply makeup and giggle over boys. That's all.

For Warrior Cats:

My name: Not telling! (In case someone copies it!)

Clan: ThunderClan

Fur colour: Golden

Eye colour: Green

For Harry Potter:

My House: Gryffindor

My Wand: Rowanwood, Dragon Heartstring core, 10 3/4 inch

Quidditch position: Seeker

For A Series of Unfortunate Events:

V.F.D: I'm on the good side!

I don't know what else I can say...

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tabizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Emerald Cat

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Martaown

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Emerald Water

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Arercha

6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):Nectarine Jigsaw (Aaaagh! Those stupid jigsaws!)

7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Emerald Eyepatch


Thank you

My thanks go to Prongywong who is just an amazing person and a marvelous writer, because she advised me to join fan fiction. You rock, Prongywong, big smiles for you. :D

Also to Emgem2000, for all our funny conversations, and also for all the reviews! Thank you! :D

Erm...Oh yeah, everyone who has ever reviwed one of my stories! Thanks you all so much!

And of course to everyone who has written all the wonderful stories that I've read and reviewed. And some that I've just read...


The Wonderful World of C&P

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, MerAngel,Nightmare of the Day, Channysterling, yasasartimis, half-blood goddess, Tabithatibi

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you feel really sorry for the poor cat who was killed by curiosity, (though I'm not sure curiosity was the real culprit), copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

I talk to myself. I argue with myself...And I lose. Ye-eees. I lose. Oh dear. It's got that bad, has it?

ON THE WHOLE TALKING TO YOURSELF THING: Well, I think you have to be really strange NOT to talk to yourself. I mean, that's what you're doing when you think isn't it? Talking to yourself is just thinking aloud. I talk to myself all the time. And, yes, I am aware that people could easily say I'm weird...well, they can chew happily on their sour grapes until someone gives them nice ones. Then I'll hit them for being idiots.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I shot Paris Hilton because I like shoelaces.


Silly, Fun Stuff...And Some Favourite Characters From Some Books

Mwahahaha, I'm going to take over the world with a little blue pebble and some swiss cheese! Mwahahaha! Sorry. I'll behave myself. I just took that from a sentence I once wrote for an English class. It went something along the lines of: 'The small blue pebble looked completely innocent, but the old and frail man now studying it knew that it was the mastermind behind the Swiss Cheese that was going to take over the world!' Hehe. That's all.

My 11 Favourite Harry Potter Characters

Hermione Granger

Lily Evans

Harry Potter

Severus Snape

Sirius Black

Albus Dumbledore

Rubeus Hagrid

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Remus Lupin

Arthur Weasley

My 11 Favourite A Series of Unfortunate Events Characters

Violet Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire

Sunny Baudelaire

Quigley Quagmire

Isadora Quagmire

Duncan Quagmire

Uncle Monty

Captain Widdershins

Count Olaf (The character, not the actual person of course!)

Phil

Jerome Squalor

My Favourite 11 Warrior Cat Characters

Firestar

Sandstorm

Greystripe

Dovepaw

Cinderpelt/heart

Bluestar

Whitestorm

Tallstar

Yellowfang

Mistyfoot

Squirrelflight


My Stories And Story Ideas

My Stories

Riding the Ragged Edge of Disaster -- HP, in progress.

Umm. Lily, The Marauders (barring Peter) go off on a journey round the world, as a sort of gap year. Starts in the last few weeks of their seventh year. That's about it. Hopefully it might be funny.PLEASE GIVE IT A GO! It'll get better as it goes along.

Forever Waiting --ASOUE, in progress

Um, basically, the usual Violet and Quigley romance stuff. I'm not at all into romance, but with Violet and Quigley...Well, I just LOVE them together. Please read it, if you like these books, and if you like this pairing it helps a lot. READ IT! PLEASE!

What's Wrong With Socks? --HP, in progress

Voldemort tries to rob a muggle bank. And fails. Miserably. I like it, though it is complete and utter nonsense. Anyway, I'll leave you to make your own opinions. Please Read and Review!

My Story Ideas

19 Years Earlier -- Still in the IDEAS stage. I've jotted down a few notes.

19 years before Voldemort was defeated, two years before Harry was born. Well, about a year and three-ish months, anyway. Basically a look at the life of Lily and James Potter, along with their inseparable friends, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Rachel Webster and Sybilla Appleton. Should have funny moments, and more serious times, what with the rise of Voldemort and all.

A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the Fifteenth, The Hazardous Homecoming --I've written a few pages, but I'm not posting this until I've finished it, so it might even be years before I put this up, because I'm so lazy about writing it.

The title says it all- the story of what happens to the Baudelaires after they return from the island at the end of 'Chapter Fourteen' (which I'm counting as a fourteenth book). I hope it will be good.

If Uncle Monty Hadn't Died -- maybe not with that exact title

Again, the title says it all. The Baudelaires would have had a happy life, but Quigley Quagmire would have had to turn up at some point. Oh, Jaques Snicket wouldn't have died either, probably.

Also, I've got lots of ideas for stories featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny.

I've also got plenty of ideas for Warrior Cats books, but they will be a long time in coming.


Oh, and before I forget, I stuck a paintbrush in my eye during art once...Yeah, that was completely random, but Emgem2000 should understand!

Tabs :D ...(aka Lemonycream)

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1. What's Wrong With Socks? » reviews
Voldemort tries to rob a muggle bank. And fails. Miserably. I like it, though it is complete and utter nonsense. Anyway, I'll leave you to make your own opinions. Please Read and Review! Tabs :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Voldemort & Severus S.
2. You Took It Too Far – You Stretched The Limits reviews
Violet ran. Her heart was thudding in her chest, her hair was whipping her face and her eyes were glazed over with tears. Ooh! What happens? Read to find out! Tabs :D
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-09 - Violet B. & Sunny B.
3. Riding The Ragged Edge of Disaster » reviews
Umm. Lily, The Marauders barring Peter go off on a journey round the world, as a sort of gap year. Starts in the last few weeks of their seventh year. That's about it. Hopefully it might be funny.PLEASE GIVE IT A GO! It'll get better as it goes along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,330 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
4. Forever Waiting » reviews
Um, basically, the usual Violet and Quigley romance stuff. I'm not at all into romance, but with Violet and Quigley...Well, I just LOVE them together. Please read it, if you like these books, and if you like this pairing it helps a lot. READ IT! PLEASE!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Violet B. & Quigley Q.
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