Hello ~
Please read my friend's fics, they're uber good: SezWhin yo, i-love-waffles-and-neville, XenaGrl321, Joja B.
My avatar is me and my friend at a fancy dress party, even though we're basically wearing normal clothes. Hot, ayye?
I love Harry Potter so so so much.
And I hate Twilight.
I love Ron and Hermione.
Digimon makes me think of my childhood, and thats why I love it!
Taiora and Takari, but not Michi!
Please Review me; it would be greatly appreciated. Toodles! x

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I thought I should probably mention this; I own nothing in my fics and recieve no material benenfits due to my writing...obviously. The main reason I don't mention that for each story and chapter is because its so damn obvious.

But, for the painfully thin chance that i get sued, I will make this clear; I do not own Harry Potter, Digimon or Tomorrow When The War Began (unfortunately). I do not own Twilight - thankgod! I would neer unleash that horror on innocent people. I do not own Romeo and Juliet, and neither does the person who actually wrote that particular fic.

Nor do I own any TV shows, recognisable characters, books, brand names, ect. mentioned in my fics. I take no credit for any song lyrics or copy-writed lines that I use to name chapters or stories.

Just making it clear; tah da!

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I was recently reading over my past reviews and, omfg, the early ones i sent made me cringe like hell!

I couldn't seem to grasp a way to shorten my reviews so that I spared their receivers my life story. I also seemed to be under the impression that I needed to review every story I read, so sorry for unnecessary criticism. And I can’t look back and laugh and go 'Oh I was such a funny little kid' as that was, like, three months ago...

So if you were dealt the misfortune of having me as one of your readers when I first made an account, I apologize sincerely.

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Arctic Monkeys, The Wombats, The Strokes, The Kooks, Motion City Soundtrack, Green Day, Cat Empire, Regina Spektor, Taking Back Sunday, Harry and The Potters, Short Stack, The Pigeon Detectives, Tegan and Sara, the White Stripes, Death Cab For Cutie, Brand New, Four Year Strong, Panic! at the Disco, Weezer, the Ting Tings, The Academy is..., All American Rejects, The Remus Lupins, Gred and Forge, My Chemical Romance, Bowling for Soup, Lily Allen, Mayday Parade, Operator Please, The Galvatrons, Cute is What we Aim For, The Killers, the Moldy Peaches, Little Birdy, Maritime, MIKA.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm OVER WEIGHT so I MUST be ugly.

I CARE ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm a LABOUR SUPPORTER, so I MUST not believe in being responsible (The Labour party is the Left-wing party in Australia, btw. So, it's like the democrats in America.)

I'm LIBRAL, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I’m a girl who has a BUNCH OF GUYS FOR FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I’m a boy who has a BUNCH OF GIRLS FOR FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I wear MAKE-UP, so I MUST be an insecure slut.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer.

I have LOTS OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.

I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be shitty at it, or be emo.

I'm into CLOTHES and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL/SPELLING ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST either own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I am friends with a CUTTER OR EX CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.