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since: 05-29-09, id: 1951400, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, and Twilight.

TURTLE PRONZ 8D

.//STRESS/ ██ 10 percent. (Reason: moving faillll. T_T and school. bleh.)
.//MOOD/ Annoyed. Tired.
.//STATUS/ GO CHECK OUT MYRAH'S MR FANFICTION AWARDS 2 :DD GOGOGO.

Ohai.

Here be iBanana (aka Cheesecake on MX)- whimsical and random.

And obsessive reader. -joins to send out story to the world-

I liek gud grammar. And really hate bad grammar, so correct me if I'm wrong. Thank yous. -updates later-

What's up?: so cold. Camp Mason!
Reading a book?: Catching Fire, by Suzanne Collins.

I have like... 3 plot bunnies I'm thinking about. (: A Code Geass one, Harry Potter one, and this MR thing. I hate thinking. (x

+I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS. :D Review if you care? They make me really happy. xD I liek anonymous ones too. :D I reply to the most emotion-tastic ones. : Critques make me happy!
Feel free to PM me whenever. I love a random message. Rant, flame, love, adore- I'll reply back. LOL. :D

+Uh. I liek giving people previews. -eyebrow waggles at Ni- 'Specially if you're a faithful reviewer/you give me a really fantastic review. Hint! :D

+Drop me a PM anytime! Especially if it's about the greatest manga you've ever read, and an amazing book you've recently read. (: I'm such a mangatard/bookworm.

My tumblr (for very frequent updates)
Click here for comments and the like! (:
My YouTube (for like... my music interests?)
FACEBOOK AND EMAILS WON'T BE GIVING OUT KTHX.


About:

Of the female build. Asian-Canadian who lives in the U.S.- more in tune with her Canadian side. Has an addiction to blogging/updating. Rather slow. Artist. Music's my anti-drug. Reading addict. Likes to stop randomly. Speaks in sentences like this. Has a temper. Likes smileys. :D

And I can't write romance at all, hate fakes, and my fastest running speed is probably your slowslowslowslow walking pace. Dayum. :D

I love/adore:

xPwahaha's Utopia/Khaini series
Myrah/Nathan P./rootlessdream
My wifey (wife-child)
Converse.
Maximum Ride. Pfft.
Yooooh! 8D Wurds typed liek dis. Sometimes. :\ XDDD
Smileys. :D xD :\ :
Fab grammar.
iPods- music. :D
A good book. PM great suggestions, lolwut.
Art. Anything in that category. +3+
Mudkipz.
Updating constantly! lol.
Books. Reading.
Poetry.
Noodles/ramen. +3+
Cold tea.
Restaurant City. :D
ZERO BBY. Lulu from Code Geass!
//inserting "to be continued" blocks like this one. -hinthint-

I strongly dislike:

A lot of things, which include (but are not limited to):
Some people '
pEoPlE wH0 TyP3333 LIK3 TH11S!!1 Or chatspeak. 'Tis fail. D:
Bad grammar. 'Nuff said.
Horror movies. DDD: -easily frightened-
Meaness, jerks. My sister, primarily.
Discontinued stories. The good ones. D: -coughcoughALPCG-
Cheesiness. LOL.
School. (No duh.)
Gym/track. D: I fail.
Sports in general. More of a couch potato.
Country. Or southern accents. Sorry. D:
Crossovers. With an intense hate. D:
Running. I prefer walking.
New Jersey. wat.
Yankees. wat.
Painnnnn u_u
//to be continued. kthx.

Fabulous Books: (LOL SORRY MYRAH. -steals- You have everything I want to post in a format already. So sorry. xD)

The Book I Wish the Entire Universe Would Read: "The Book Thief", by Markus Zusak
Favorite Series: CHERUB, by Robert Muchamore
Favorite Singular Book: "The Hunger Games", by Suzzane Collins.
Best Written Book Ever Read: "Sleeping Freshmen Don't Lie", by David Lubar
Best Book I Never Thought I’d Like: "Twilight", by Stephenie Meyer. I hated the third, loved the second one to death.
Best Fantasy: The Artemis Fowl series, by Eoin Colfer. I guess it could be fantasy. :\
Best Action/Adventure: "Airman", by Eoin Colfer
Best Romance: "Beastly", by Alex Flynn
Best Historical Fiction: "Fever 1793", by Laurie Halse Anderson
Best Sci-Fi: "Things Not Seen", Andrew Clements
Best Realistic Fiction: "Crank", by Ellen Hopkins
Best Book From My Childhood: HAHA. Winnie the Pooh. +3+
Worst/Best (as in saddest) Character Death: Rudy, in "The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak
Favorite Journalist: Someone from MUSE magazine. I honestly forget their name. -consults later-
Favorite Author: Dan Brown

Equally Fabulous Movies:

All-Time Favorite: Spirted Away
Favorite Comedy: The Pink Panther
Favorite Horror: Sweeney Todd (Does that count? :D)
Favorite Psychological Thriller: Death on the Nile (Does this also count? D: It's kind of like an old version of one. :D)/Arachnaphobia
Favorite Drama: Slumdog Millionare
Favorite Action: Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Favorite Sci-Fi: Iron Man/Transformers/Star Trek
Favorite Disney Movie: Alice in Wonderland (I love the whole concept! :D)
Favorite 3D-y Animation: Happy Feet
Favorite Anime (Movie): Spirited Away
Favorite Documentary: March of the Penguins
Favorite Musical: Moulin Rouge!/Spectaular!/Sweeney Todd
Newest Favorite Movie: Star Trek

Pairings I Totally Adore:
Death Note: L/Light, Matt/Mello
Maximum Ride: Max/Fang, Fang/Iggy
Code Geass: Lulu/Suzaku, Lulu/Kallen
Tsubasa Chronicle: Sakura/Syaoran, Fai/Kurogane
Vampire Knight: Zero/Yuuki EWWW KANAME FAILS D8 EWWWWWW
D. Grey-Man: Lenalee/Allen
Shugo Chara!: Amu/Ikuto (although it srsly seems like pedophiley to me), Amu/Tadase
Pandora Hearts: Alice/Cheshire, Alice/Oz
Zombie-Loan: Michiru/Shita
Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!: Misaki/Usui
Ouran High School Host Club: Haruhi/Tamaki (sorta... LOL. probably more like friendship-wise.), Hikaru/Kaoru (twincest wise :D), Honey/Mori (wat. again, friendship wise.)
Soul Eater: Soul/Maka, Tsubaki/Black Star
Heart no Kuni no Alice: Alice/Blood

Very Pointless things You Should Know About Me:
01. I find lists psychologically comforting to me.
02. I have a very low self-esteem and self-image. XD
03. I have a horrible memory, and it really bothers me when I can't remember something. D:
04. I'm exceptionally OCD about certain things.
05. I can't run. Seriously. I run like a snail. Seriously. xD
06. I'm very superstitious.
07. I have extreme insomnia. D:
08. I hate stomachaches. D:
09. I have a craptastically low pain tolerance. lol. xD
10. I have this strict rule where I don't take caffeine after 3pm. LOL.
11. I love fruit in general. Especially pineapples, apples, tomatoes, oranges, and cherries.
12. I don't like bananas.
13. I'm slightly paranoid. About everything. owo
14. I don't like vacuum cleaners. D:
15. My iPod is my life. WEE~
16. Two-ply is the bomb.
17. I have a strong moral compass.
18. I have strict rules about grammar. xD
19. I sleep off pain. I really can't stand it. >_>
20. I'm about 50 mildly depressed most of the time. No matter what.
21. I don't like work.
22. I don't like bubble baths.
23. I adore the color blue. :D
24. If you locked me in a room full of animal crackers, they'd dissapear in about 0.1 seconds. YUM.
25. I like cold tea.

Name: Lorrie :3
Pennames: Cheesecake/iBanana
Age: Younger than you. :D
Current Residence: An apartment in New Jersey D:
Interests: Nerdy things, music. :D
Favourite movie: Moulin Rouge!
Favourite band or musician: ATM: ELLE GARDEN
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Pop, Instrumental, Asian, and Alternative
Favourite poet or writer: Dan Brown :D
Favourite cartoon character: CHOWDER/PATRICK STAR, LMAO. :D
Personal Quote: "Oh shit."
Tools of the Trade: My super awesome iPod playlist, "The Awesomerrrr.", ice cubes, a laptop, a book,

Contact Me?
Normally, I'd prefer it in form of a PM, formspring, or review, but if I know you, MSN, gmail, hotmail, and AIM is acceptable. I'll give it out only if you know me. (:
And, I have a youtube and facebook. don't wanna give it out atm. XD

Current Favorite Quote(s):
"If you have ever felt like a perpetual square peg in a world of round holes, you have found a kindred spirit."
-Lev Yilmaz, Sunny Side Down


Stories (aka what's really going on):
+ "I Walk the Way of Neon Lights": MR fanfic. Fang is kidnapped, and it turns out he's the key in Project Omega, a plan which could result in the death of half the world. When the flock learns that Max's involved, will the half the world perish at the hands of Itex? Or will Max be able to rescue Fang and get him the hell out of Itex? In-progress. A/U. Review, and I'll post. :D kthx. It's mostly like, anti-fax. XDDD iunno. D:

Review or I'll send attack llamas. :D

I really don't care if you flame. At least, if it isn't horrible. :\

Listening to:

"Deja Vu" - SS501
(actually, it's a remix. these guys in here are so damn sexy o:

Reading (interwebz wise): (Just a note... you have to be a member of this site to read. D: I'm using my own account.)
"Aokigahara" , by xPwahaha. I idolize her. :D
"Siren", by aznbabiee04, an incredibly sexy story which isn't for young readers. :D MATURE READERS PL0X~

Shanana. :D

And to all MX users- this is Cheesecake speaking. 8D I wanted to have a writing thing. kthx. -signs things as Cheesecake or iBanana-
-repeats self-

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1. I Walk the Way of Neon Lights » reviews
A/U. Fang's kidnapped at Itex Germany, the flock have to find him. Then, they learn he's the key to a horrible project: Project Omega- half the world's death. Will the world perish at Itex's hands? Full summary inside. OOCish towards the end, btw.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,080 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 6-6-09
2. Biloxi » reviews
Alice's experience going to, at, and leaving the asylum she went to in Biloxi. Slight Alice/Jasper at the end. Written out of boredom while I was waiting for the Twilight movie :D. Reviews are love. Threeshot. Complete. Alice is pretty angsty in this. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-09 - Alice - Complete
3. La Bella Italia » reviews
Twoshot. When Edward's driving Bella to the restaurant. Edward/Bella romancey, comforty, friendshippy fluff, but I think it's kinda cheesy. :D Rated T for Twilight. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
4. Of Trains and Bread reviews
Oneshot. A rewrite of the last chapter: what if Katniss didn't just walk away? What if she actually showed some emotion? Rewritten since I thought it could've been "softer". Rated T for angst. Peeta/Katniss angsty fluff. :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete
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