Voting has started for kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest, now through November 15th! Please vote for my story, Phallic Vegetables are Never Enough: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/kikiwhore#

A/N for P.V.A.N.E. (10/31/09): Holy crap! I just published my first fanfic! It's for kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest, and I was over the word count requirement, so I’m putting my author’s note here… Since this is my first fic, I’d like to goob out for a second and give huge thanks and shout outs to some of my favorite authors, especially my girl coldplaywhore, who is a freaking huge monster inspiration! Please go read every single one of her stories, right now! I’d also like to give a shout out to my pervy friend KiyaRaven, whose story, The Screamers, is hilarious, heartbreaking, and frigging awesome. I also worship the work of the-glory-days, whose insanely hot, sweet story Alphabet Weekends popped my fanfic reading cherry. I’m a total fanfic nerd now because of her! I love it when my favorite authors take the time to PM me after I’ve reviewed their stories, and all three of these ladies have sweetly taken the time to write me back. It’s like a celebrity is writing me! Hee hee… I heart you all big time! I just hope to live up to your excellent standards.

Please review! But, good lord, be gentle. This is my first time, and I’m flyin’ solo without a beta ‘cause I ran out of time to enter this contest. If you liked this, leave me some love and I’ll be encouraged to try writing out some more fic ideas that have been floating around my head for ages. Perv on, sisters!

About me: I am in my early 30s, married with a stepson (who is just now entering his full blown teenage years, yikes!), and by day I am an editor for a scientific journal. I like to play guitar/drums, sew stuff (I love anything crafty), and I am totally addicted to this site! I am new to the Twilight fandom, but I blazed through all four books a few months ago. Feeling a bit disappointed in the last book, I searched elsewhere for a fix of good writing with these lovely characters, and I am totally blown away with how excellent some of the authors are on here! I swear, some of you could quit your day jobs and become romance novelists. It is such a treat to read these creative stories, and I can't wait to read more. I've been inspired to try my hand at writing my own fic, but I've come up with so many different scenarios that I really need to just pick one and start rolling with it. ;)

Anyways, if I stop to review your work, it is because I am thoroughly entertained and you should consider it a very high compliment. :o)