Hoosier Mama
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since: 05-29-09, id: 1951539, Profile Updated: 02-10-10
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" -Satchel Paige

I'm a Hoosier, a mom, and a 40-something Twilight fanfiction addict. I have a daughter in college, a son in high school, and a husband of 25 years still in training. I bicycle to work when its warm. I'm an Anglophile. I play piano; I love the challenge of being in a handbell quartet.

I write a column for The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster blog called "What the Fluff?" I write it in order to save the world from my piss-poor attemts at writing fanfiction. I deserve a medal for this. Honestly! The quality of my fics is eerily similar to Vogon poetry (Darkle trunkles the saddest tune/aye, flurtling on a sorry moon...).

Write me a PM; I guarantee a response.


1. Go Ask Mom reviews
The story of an addict. An essay written for "Defining Twilight" contest. Required to have used 8 words: erratic, noble, inconsequential, sauntered, omnipresent, exiled, permanence, and detested. Humorous, Non-fiction.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-15-09
2. Last Visit Home reviews
Edward's been a vampire for one year and his human memories are fading fast. How can he keep alive the human he was and reject the monster he has become? Winner of May-June Novel Novice contest. Told in both Carlisle's POV and Edward's. Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-4-09 - Edward & Carlisle
3. Acceptance, Chapter 17, BD reviews
Breaking Dawn Chapter 17 from Edward's POV. It's what happened "meanwhile, back at the ranch" when Jacob took off in the Vanquish. Winner of March-April 2009 Novel Novice fan fiction contest. Canon, canon, canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete