| Hoosier Mama |
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" -Satchel Paige I'm a Hoosier, a mom, and a 40-something Twilight fanfiction addict. I have a daughter in college, a son in high school, and a husband of 25 years still in training. I bicycle to work when its warm. I'm an Anglophile. I play piano; I love the challenge of being in a handbell quartet. I write a column for The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster blog called "What the Fluff?" I write it in order to save the world from my piss-poor attemts at writing fanfiction. I deserve a medal for this. Honestly! The quality of my fics is eerily similar to Vogon poetry (Darkle trunkles the saddest tune/aye, flurtling on a sorry moon...). Write me a PM; I guarantee a response. | |||||||||
1. Go Ask Mom reviewsThe story of an addict. An essay written for "Defining Twilight" contest. Required to have used 8 words: erratic, noble, inconsequential, sauntered, omnipresent, exiled, permanence, and detested. Humorous, Non-fiction.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-15-092. Last Visit Home reviewsEdward's been a vampire for one year and his human memories are fading fast. How can he keep alive the human he was and reject the monster he has become? Winner of May-June Novel Novice contest. Told in both Carlisle's POV and Edward's. CanonTwilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-4-09 - Edward & Carlisle3. Acceptance, Chapter 17, BD reviewsBreaking Dawn Chapter 17 from Edward's POV. It's what happened "meanwhile, back at the ranch" when Jacob took off in the Vanquish. Winner of March-April 2009 Novel Novice fan fiction contest. Canon, canon, canonTwilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete