Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, X-overs, and Big Time Rush.
Hello world in which cells are being produce every second
I am Alicia Roth or as you may call me Professor Roth
WELCOME SLUTS, HOES , SEXY MEN AND NORMAL PEOPLE TO MY PAGE OF AWESOMENESS
NOW BEFORE I WRITE ANYTHING ELSE, IMMA JUST STAY I LOVE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR
so you wanna get to know me
Well My favorite sayings are
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!'"
"Bazinga" Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
"*Knock Knock Knock* Penny *Knock Knock Knock* Penny *Knock Knock Knock* Penny" Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
"MC FRAPPER" Becca
"Mount Vesuvius is erupting and the Italians have no where to go!"
"love is love. There is no right or wrong, you love who you love. Nothing to it but that."...i forgot...I think it was me...idk anymore...
"If Vodka was water.. And I was a duck.. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.. But Vodka's not water and I'm not a duck.. So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up."
"i got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one'
"JUKEJUKEJUKE IT TA THE GAY BA- oh sorry mr. (not going to name the teacher)" Drew
" REMYO REMYO WHEREFORE ART THO JULIUS" Drew
Hades: If someone says my name one more time imma- *FAR AWAY*Percy:OH MY HADES WHAT WAS THAT! Alicia Roth
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." Percy Jackson
"Girls need lives. Badly. I'm sure they're somewhere on Ebay." i forget where this is from...ITS ON THE TIP OF MY HEAD...UGH WHERE IS IT FROM AGAIN...
"NEVER MESS WITH A MAN AND HIS HAIRCLIP" Alicia Roth
The Percy Jackson pledge:
You say Jonas Brothers,
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy.
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’
I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. ( I am learning the Language)
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (Uhhhh no i am a girl.)
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. ( I AM BORICUA PAPA )
I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions.
I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy. (NOPE JUST CRAZY XD)
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m single, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. (nope im clean)
I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. ( I dont)
I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. ( Heck naww i am clean)
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (PFFT i WISH i was rich)
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ( When Indeed to be X*D )
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.
I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant.
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Really...)
I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. ( Depends..XD)
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities.
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. ( i am not a hippy just for caring about Mother Earth)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. ( no my characters are not annoying ... their pretty fun to write about xD)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVITIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUSY be a tall blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see. (same as the 'Guy' version)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. ( no comment on what i am)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick.
I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. ( HEY EVEN PEOPLE WHO CUT NEED LOVE OK... I DONT CUT)
I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. ( I SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE )
I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.
I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I hate stereotypes. In my opinion it’s like discrimination, and I HATE discrimination. Don’t be afraid to be who you are. IGNORE WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU AND HOW THEY EXPECT YOU TO ACT. THEY DON’T DEFINE YOU; YOU DEFINE YOU. Don’t let people tell you that you have to act a certain way because of who you are. YOU chose the way you act! Be who YOU actually are and act the way YOU want to. IGNORE STEREOTYPES!! DO NOT let people tell you how to act because of what you are.
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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
( well i am a girl)
Im weird and i dont care if you think my views are wrong because who says yours are right.
I support LGBT and even join my schools GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance)
i love yaoi and my favorite pairings are
BIG TIME RUSH
(sometimes PAST Percy/Luke)
I FORGET THE REST BUT ILL ADD IT LATER ONNNNN
I am known as
Alex24pop : from Youtube
Natsumefan1 : from Crunchy Roll
AliciaTheVamp : Fusion Fall
Alicia Roth: twitter
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