THINGS ABOUT ME THAT YOU COULD PROBALLY CARE LESS ABOUT:

NAME: Maddi(Or Madog, which is what my dad calls me)

SEX: F

AGE: 15

SIBLINGS: 1 older brother and 1 younger sister

FAVORITE BOOK SERIES: Twilight, Night World, House of Night, Vampire Diaries(As you can see, I love vampires)

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Icarly, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, 18 Kids and Counting,

FAVORITE MOVIES: Another Cinerdella Story, New Moon, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakle(I know, I Lame)

FAVORITE BAND: Breaking Benjamin

FAVORITE SINGER: Avril Lavigne

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Harvest Moon and Kingdom Hearts(Can't decide)

FAVORITE BOOK COUPLES: EdXBella, StarkXZoey, StephanXElena

FAVORITE TV COUPLE: Seddie, StephanXElena

PLACE I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT: London, England

SOME RANDOM SHT ABOUT MYSELF:

I'm "5.5'

My last name and my middle name begine with the same letter, have two of the same letter, and are 4 letters long.

I'm obsessed with Seddie. If it doesn't happen i'd probally cry my eyes out.

My b-day's 10/2.

I have ADHD and ADD and OCD in that order.

I am also blonde, so blonde that if it was a disease I'd probally have to be in the hospital.

My favorite colors are red, blue, black, purprle, and blueish green.

I have only about 5 friends and i only have to worry about 2 of them being two faced btchs

I am neither popular or non-popular.

I used to be a really big Sasusaku fan, but than I learned it'll probally never happen.

I am totally and uncontroablly in love with Edward Cullen.

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If any of these relates to you don't hesitate to paste them on your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ADHD and always forget the main topic of the conversation and start a new one copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm sensation it brings you.

I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrle.

ADVANTAGES OF HAVING ADHD

Can meet someone, fall deeply in love, marry, fight, hate, and divorce,
all in about 35 minutes or less.

Can see all of your worldly possessions at one time...because they
are all over the floor

Make far reaching analogies that no one else understands. Write
them off as "Deep Thoughts"

Able to tie seemingly unrelated ideas together

ICARLY SURVEY

Which episode title is your favorite?

iKiss

Is this one of your favorite shows?

Yes, it's all I hardly ever watch

Seddie or Creddie?

Seddie!

Season one or season two?

Season 2. It's so much better and you can see that Freddie is started to lose interest in Carly

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Spam, but only as a sibling relationship

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iGo to Japan.

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

DVD

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

iMust have Locker 239, I loved how Freddie held onto Sam when her mom crashed into the building.

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

SAM!! It's more relistic

Sam or Carly?

Sam

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie

Sam or Spencer?

Sam

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie

Jonah or Pete?

Pete

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy. I don't even know who Tureen is

Sam or Freddie?

You should never pit two lovers against eachother

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs Benson, i love that little physco

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin, he so hot

Griffin or Freddie?

Freddie

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Neither

Nevel or Mandy?

Both, i guess

Nevel or Tureen?

Who the heck is this Tureen?

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Chuck, I loved how excited he got when he found out the toliet water was blue

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

Don't make me choose

How did you first hear about the movie events?

My little sister. She's just as obsessed as I am

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

It already aired. I loved the part when Spencer suffered short term memory loss and Carly told him the school exploded. I also loved when Nevel got beat up

What do you think of the casting on the show?

I don't think they could've done anybetter

Who's singer do you like better? Miranda or Jenette?

Jenette, She doesn't use anything for her voice

Do you watch it religiously?

Helz yeah!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Some of them do,but not many

Do you think it will run a long time?

I hope so. If it doesn't I'll probally cry. Expesially if it ends in Creddieshudders

What episode did you like Sam the best?

Too many to count

How about Freddie?

Look at previous answer

And what about Carly’s?

The ones Freddy doesn't have a crush on her

Which character would you meet in person?

Spencer, he is so awsome

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jenette

Which actor would you meet in person?

depends

MORE ADHD JOKES

Q: How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Wanna go ride a bike?

So the other day I was dialing my friend's phone number to call her while I was choosing a snack to eat. I ended up almost eating my cell phone and listening to the banana...and wondering why there was no dial tone.

Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend.

"Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked John.

Jack thought for a minute and said.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

After a moment of silence, John spoke.

"It tells two things to me. First is that...you are an idiot."

Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said.

"Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.

JESSICA SIMPSON JOKES( NOT FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY LIKE HER)

Q. what did Jessica Simpson Do when she saw a sign at a bus stop in florida that said Disneyworld left
A. she went home

Q: How do you confuse Jessica Simpson?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms

Q: What did Jessica Simpson do when she heard that 90 of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

BLONDE JOKES:

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

FUNNY QUOTES

"What did you do to make Edward Cullen glare at you like that, stab him with a pencil?"Mike,Twilight.

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.

"I prefer brunettes.”
— Edward Cullen

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
— Angela Weber

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
— Alice Cullen

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
- Edward

“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella

"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." Alice

"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-- Alice Cullen

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
- Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-- Bella Swan

Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-- Bella Swan

"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella

“Which is tempting you more, me or my body?”
-Bella

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black