Psychopath: A mentally unbalanced person who is inclined toward antisocial and criminal behavior...Crap.

「私はあなたに会って大いに喜んでいます。私は Lady Rem Friday です。あなたは今晩私の愛人になるでしょうか ~？」

「I am very delighted to meet all of you. I am Lady Rem Friday. Will any of you become my lover tonight ~？」

「Je suis ravi de répondre à tous d'entre vous. Je suis Lady Rem Friday. Sera tout de vous devenez mon amant ce soir ~？」

↑ My flashy opening in Japanese, English, and French. Keep in mind I only speak English and am learning Japanese, but I got the Japanese and French from a translation site. Also, I'm not hitting on all of fanfiction.net ;P Just a little Bishounen tag line I thought I'd invent and try out on all of you, even though I'm female. ↑

It's Lady Rem Friday a.k.a. Rem Stryker, baby ~ ! I should introduce myself properly. Bows gallantly, wearing a charming smile reminiscent of that of a Bishounen Good evening, lovers and friends, I'm your very own increasingly flamboyant and slightly narcissistic Lady Rem Friday, or as FF knows me, Rem Stryker ;D Anyways, I'm a total Exhibitionistand a total Spaz because I love making a spectacle of myself and showing off to make people laugh, I'm kind of full of myself sometimes with too much pride to admit my failures sometimes, and I can't sit still for very long. I think seven thoughts at a time, all overlapping constantly with reality since I go through life in a constant state of daydreaming because that way, life doesn't hurt as bad :D I'm pretty sure I'm bipolar because I can be really happy and social one day and antisocial the next. If I had my way, I would spend my day listening to music, reading, writing, goofing off, and hanging out. I consider myself eccentric and flamboyant since Miyavi, a beautiful and amazing jrocker with a lovely voice and super guitar skills, is my idol. I want life to be spontaneous and fun, not predictable and boring. My hands are always flying all over the place when I talk, I can stare at nothing for hours lost in thought, and need people desparately. I mean, who wants to be alone anyways? Some call me enigmatic and I don't disagree or agree with that since I really don't know myself. I'm still at a point in my life where I'm looking for myself and my identity, figuring out who I want to be and what I want to do. There are times when I can have good insight or where I sound pretty wise, but that's because there's a hidden philosophical side of me that prefers to not vocalize its thoughts. What's ironic is that the way I speak (with various curse words, thrown in Japanese, made-up words, and random unintelligable noises) and how I think (articulate, eloquent, and sometimes so darkly cynical that even I'm surprised that I think like that) are way different from each other. I like to make friends all over the social map, losers and popular kids, just whoever has a good personality. Some of my friends makes people wonder, "How the hell did that happen?", but it doesn't matter. I love making friends with people and pissing off those with the "holier than thou" attitude. What I really hate is being looked down upon or being worried about, though I appreciate the latter.

Has anyone noticed that there are no reader inserts directed at males? At least, I've never seen one. I'm thinking of writing one, a yaoi, someday since there seems to be none...

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jyume

Youtube (I only have one vid but someday there will be more and they'll be better): http://www.youtube.com/user/Izeinaru

Facebook...I can't figure out what my URL is so just look for "Briana Bloom"

PM me here and maybe I'll write you a special fan fic . We can talk about anything. I can give advice, tarot readings, or just plain talk with you :D I'm an idiot, so I keep forgetting passwords, but I rediscovered another account of mine called KitsuneLinxy, in case you want to look at some older works that I might continue?

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

(From the profile of grammahPolice)