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My name is Caroline, and I have absolutely no idea why you are reading my profile... Förutom om du är min kusin ;)

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity