ANONYMOUS REVIEWS ARE ON!! USE THEM!!

I currently have a story going that will tie into a 7-way crossover I am currently writing with Scarlett de Fontaine. This crossover story will include a contest and the winning ideas will be included in the story it's self with the winners cited in the authors notes. The 7-way crossover will be under both of our accounts but from different POV's and when the story is complete the title for the other author's POV will be tacked onto the end. In case you can't wait for us to finish the story to see the other pov then search for the story with the same name but listing a different pov after the title. Have fun. =)

Story update: Due to circumstances beyond my control and school work for my co-author the 7-cross of doom is temporarily on hold. The first chapter should still be going up on my version within a month or 2 as of 10/8/09. Sorry, guys. Life is collapsing around me and I have to move. But that's life not Fan Fiction. =3

Now my profile: updated 10/8/09 due to too many stuff on it... and apparently I'm a bit of a profile pack rat...

People keep asking me. So once and for all: I'm A GIRL!! I'm not a Ranma 1/2 person(no offense to anyone intended, this is more of an inside joke to anyone who's seen the show and liked it and yes I've seen it and Yes I do like it; so, HA). The name just kinda created it's self one day and attached it's self to my heart and soul (sorta), representing them and my personality. I'm the dragon lady you don't wanna cross but at the same time I'm as loyal a friend as you could find. You break past my shell and hurt me and you might regret it though... Don't say I didn't warn you. Now onto a little explanation: The a at the end of my name denotes femininity I was going for an Asian sounding name when I created it. No, it's not to my knowledge a true name. It's my own personal creation. MINE!! There that gets the little possessive bit out of my system. Seriously though, don't steal it.

I am an all around avid reader and mostly enjoy sci-fi and fantasy (more specifically high fantasy). As well as military fiction. I like a little mystery, romance, and the occasional "adult" book (but then again I'm over 18). For sci-fi my main preference is space opera/adventure such as in the star trek, stargate, Doctor Who, and Vorkosigan(probably misspelled) universes. For fantasy as long as it isn't too dark, to political, or to shady I'll most likely enjoy it. (If it's got too many undertones I'll see too much in both the story and in the world around me and that can be down right painful.) As to me I'm a college student and I dabble in writing and I don't always get my stories finished but the work I do get done always seems interesting to me. My major is in computer sciences and so far I haven't had much trouble with my classes. I am not someone who fits the standard mold by any stretch and I tend to see patterns where others do not. For more about me just look at what I've written and how or send me a message and get to know me better, or better yet learn me through my stories.

I have a Challenge for all of you out there!: I challenge you To create some sort of interesting crossover that includes two or more of: Doctor Who, House M.D., Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: 2009. Though what I'd really love to see is a story including one of the Star Trek's plus House plus Doctor Who. Now what do you think would happen in that? I'd love to see what you all come up with!! If you don't want to post them then send me a copy, I'll review it and send you back my review. I'll grade it like a teacher most likely but you win some you lose some with those who review your stories but I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone comes up with for my challenge and this is the only way I could figure out to issue one, as yet. So bear with me please and also I'm not on every day so please bear with me while I'm on or offline. I try to get on at least once a week. If you manage to include all of them in a crossover I'll be very impressed and waiting breathlessly to read it.

Here's the forum link for this and any other challenges I issue:http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Genuka/1954639/

Have fun! =3

-Genuka-

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Genuka

This is from anonmous reviewer greymoon from his review of my bodyguard story:

greymoon
2009-10-01 . chapter 1

well in a first place; It's not for your history, it's for your profile. I like it! it's very funny!.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

and for this: I really really hope you write the sequel soon. I MUST HAVE MORE! Yaw ha ha ha (evil laugh)! (Then in little kid voice) Soon? Please?

ha ha ha ha it's was very funny! and yeah I'm totally agree with you.
the chapter 1 Is good!
well it's all, I hope you answer me on your history only if you want.

ha ha ha thank you for your profile

No, greymoon. Thank you. I've gotten tired of waiting for my 10 limit of reviews so after seeing your review I decided to go ahead and write the next chapter. Just for you. Hope you like it. If it's not up already it will be up soon. -genuka-

This is from Makota Ka-El and one of the most powerful things I have ever seen for a part of a profile. It's also something that has been there for me even though I didn't have to be told of my protectors... I would be long since dead with out the (to me) invisible and the visible protectors in my life... Thank you God...

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

(god has been and always will be with me... ~genuka)

This next bit also from Makoto Kal-El was just perfect and fun but not quite so powerful...

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. (Ignoring the fact that Tucker was mayor, we never even got to see Danny's reaction to Maddie cat!)

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile. (All you DP fans, let's see if you can figure out mine).

If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

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If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said, "Pull," copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done the same thing in reverse, copy this into your profile.

If you're insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy + paste this into your profile

If you want child abuse to stop, copy + paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading/writing FFs, you know what to do.

If you are against killing animals or fur coats, copy this into your profile.

If you are DP obessed, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten up in the middle of the night to check that you left the TV on, and the voices weren't back, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sat on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you're weird, and you're proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you're a total klutz, copy this into your profile.

If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate annoying, backstabbing people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy this into your profile.

If you support Danny/Sam, copy this onto your profile -

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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

morph bit:

And now for some nifty thoughts:

What's the speed of dark?
Is there another word for synonym?
How come 'abbrevaited' is such a long word?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal, put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

(THIS SECTION WAS DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE BY GENUKA AND DELETED AND SHE DIDN"T AGREE WITH THE STATEMENT)

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.

Scarlett De Fontaine Bit:

My Favorite Quotes:

"'Hey I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe with a kettle and some string' and 'look at me I'm wearing a vegetable'" -- Tenth Doctor, "Time Crash"

"There's no such thing as an ordinary human" -- Tenth Doctor, "The Lazarus Experiment"

"Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real" -- Dr. Hannibal Lector, Red Dragon
(yeah, I know he's a serial killer, but he gives great quotes!)

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

"You're crazy!": Friend from school
"Yes, yes I am. (gives big grin)": Me ;D

You know that saying, "You can guide a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink."
What you don't know is that there was a part taken out on the end, "A wise herder knows that if you take him to water so many times, eventually he will drink, he's not suicidal."

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

(genuka acknowledges this section is true)

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

What a Boyfriend Should Do (Genuka totally agrees with this section)

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.) Ro-Rolyn-Roserade (It wasn't pretty, there was a domino effect), Lady Pirate13(such a scary site to see), Scarlett De Fontaine (what's really sad is when I tell people that I have, they say "no way, you're too smart to do something that stupid" Then I give them the stink-eye and they apologize), Genuka (people usually just think I'm weird but in a good way and I'm loyal if you get me as a true friend not just an aquaintence)

If you've ever woken up from a really crazy dream and rushed down stairs to tell everyone you live with how nuts it was, only to have forgotten what it was all about by the time you reach the kitchen table, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, DataLady91, Legendofstarlord, Genuka (=d), Scarlett De Fontaine (I do the same thing when they call me crazy)

If you've reached this far down my profile you seem very interested in me and what I do.

Okay I'll give you one little hint.

I'm really 916 years old and this is the only way I can get my creative juices flowing without the FBI or CIA or UNIT or some other government agency breaking down my door and narrowly missing me while I dash out the back door and hijack the nearest means of transportation that will take me to Cardiff where I can wait for the Doctor to unsuspectingly land to refuel and end up taking me along on in his adventures.

Yeah, I know it's a long-shot. but it's better than the alternative.

FBI or CIA or UNIT or some other goverment agents break down the door, capture me, interigate me, somehow find out I have two hearts, do radical experiments that have made aliens fearful of earth since Roswell, and keep me as a national security secret for the rest of my long long long long long long long long long long long long long life.

I personally prefer to be optimistic and hope for the third outcome

No one breaks down the door, I sit happily at the computer, typing away, bury my head in a book from time to time, and live my long long long long long long long long long long long long long life in peace.

WHEEWW!

That was a big mouthful!

(Anyone who really believed me just then should get their head scanned for cancer or some other mental disease, especially a GULLIBLE chip that was inserted at birth)

~~okay, looking over some of My fav authors pages i saw some cool things so:~~

If you've ever woken up from a really crazy dream and rushed down stairs to tell everyone you live with how nuts it was, only to have forgotten what it was all about by the time you reach the kitchen table, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you've never done drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka... can't really afford to. Got a weird biology...)

If you actually take the time to read peoples profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (genuka... I've done that a time or two... it can be very painful)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (doesn’t everyone?Genuka... at one time or another)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Genuka)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (Genuka)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (THAT'S ME!! :D GENUKA!! I have too much in my head)

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (genuka)

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D (genuka)

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (genuka)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (GENUKA... writers block definitely sucks...)

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka... important yes... impossible to do without not necessarily...)

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn Star Trek: Nemesis...) (genuka... cried when dumbledore died... among others...)

If you love Star Trek and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (GENUKA!!)

If you think Lt. Commander Data is THE best character on "Star Trek: The Next Generation," copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Genuka)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit, copy this into your profile. (Genuka... i usually go for the evil cackle though...)

If you have ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you hate really obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (genuka... that's what i was taut and those irregularities actually make it a binary planetary setup not 2 moons for the solar system!!)

95 percent of the kids out thereare concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kiraille, GrayMoonStar, JanetJadeDragons, Blood Shifter, Jazzgirl117, DataLady91, Legendofstarlord, Genuka

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this into your profile if you are part of the 8 percent that would be laughing thier ass off. (genuka... laughing all the way)

If you haven't died, copy this into your profile. (genuka... just checked. not dead yet...)

If you read other peoples profile to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka0

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. (genuka... what's crack??)

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you bites, copy this into your profile. (genuka... it's like I'm a feast or something!!)

If you like to write, copy this into your profile. (genuka... mainly I dabble...)

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile. (genuka... mainly I dabble...)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. (genuka... i wanted to but i didn't and i got slapped instead because i held back...)

If your friends are weird, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

My best friend is insane. If you have a best friend who is insane, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (I laughed my butt off when I read this one!) (genuka's not gonna touch this one)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile (genuka)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (genuka)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (genuka)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (GENUKA... you have no idea how many times he's saved me...)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (genuka)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (genuka)

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. (genuka)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (genuka)

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (genuka)

If there are times where you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (genuka)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. (genuka)

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. (genuka)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, DataLady91, Legendofstarlord, Genuka (=d)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Genuka dosen't listen to either one... XD)

~~When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will~~

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... allot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

~~Fave quotes:~~

Spock: I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
City on the Edge of Forever

Spock: I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
This Side of Paradise

Spock, examining a tribble: A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am ... immune ... to ... its ... effect...
Proving that Vulcans can lie after all, Trouble with Tribbles

Spock: Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.

Spock: I have been and always shall be your friend. .

McCoy: Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I'd say that man is alive, Jim!
This Side of Paradise

McCoy: In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.
Balance of Terror

Kirk: Do you know the one, "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you - the sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours, you can feel her, and the stars are still there.
The Ultimate Computer

Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.
Trying to convince Gillian he's not a freak, The Voyage Home

Scotty: I can't change the laws of physics!
The Naked Time

Scotty, speaking into the mouse: Hello computer!
The Voyage Home

Scotty: N... C... C... 1... 7... 0... 1. No bloody A, B, C or D!
Relics

Picard: Let's see what's out there.
Encounter at Farpoint

Picard: Let's make sure that history never forgets the name Enterprise.
Yesterday's Enterprise

Picard: Dr Fesbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the ionization of warp nacelles before he realized that the topic was supposed to be psychology.
Geordi: Why didn't anybody tell him?
Picard: There was no opportunity. There was no pause. He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.
(Data shakes his head in confusion.)
Timescape

Worf: Sir, I protest - I am NOT a merry man!!
Q-Pid

Data: I have a question, Sir.
Picard: Yes, Data?
Data: What is death?
Picard: Oh, is that all?
Where Silence has Lease

Data: Pardon me, but why is Lieutenant Barclay being referred to clandestinely as a vegetable?
Hollow Pursuits

Data: Spot, this is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.
Force of Nature

That's the end of the stuff copied from other people's profiles with some minor notations of my own added and signed.

I understand the emotional aspect all to well, so when I say something is to painful for me, just believe me because you have no idea. I pray that you will never experience it yourself.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.