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| wingedvampire4ever |
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Morganville Vampires, Twilight, and House of Night. I now have writen three storys. They're called The Flock and the Cullens, Me and My Past Lives, and A Night School for an Avian Hybrid. Please read them!!!! About Me I am crazy, hyper crazy, almost 24/7. I laugh at almost any thing. Even if it's not funny. I know, I'm a freak. Oh well, deal with it. Lol. I am sumetimes shy, though. I like the super natural. I would go in any kind of haunted house. I just think it's so cool. Any way, I am not an girlie girl. Theres nothing wrong with being a girlie girl. I just don't like the color pink. I am a very secritive person. Everyone I know only knows about 1/5 of my life. My parents and sisters only know 1/4. To me thats pretty secretive. Lol. Full name: Lauren. I'm not going to tell you my last name! Date of Birth?: November 21 What’s your hair style?: A little longer than shoulder length FAMILY SCHOOL Last test you took?: A history. Do you like your school?: Depends DO YOU - ARE YOU - HAVE YOU More About Me Activities: Reading, Singing, Drawing, going on the computer, listening to music, writting, and hanging with my friends. My Favorites: Favorite Bands: Paramore, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Evanesence... There are more, I just don't want to type them all. Favorite TV Shows: C.S.I: Los Vegas, Criminal Minds and Charmed. Favorite Movies: Alice in Wonderland(2010) and The Ring Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, Twilight series, House of Night series, Vampire Academy series, Blue Blood series, The Immortals series, Den of Shadows series, The Morganville Vampires series, Vampire Kisses series, The Secret Circle series, Sweep sieries, Dark Powers Series, Gone series, Balefire seires, Dark Visions series, Forebidden Game series, and Blue is for Nightmares series. Anime: Bleach, Vampire Night, 07-Ghost, Shugo Chara, Tora Dora, Inyuasha... Manga: Kamichama Karin- Chu, Ultra Maniac, Kodacha, Imadoki, Zombie Loan, Bloody Kisses... 100 questions: 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My bestest friend. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books and my drawings. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course! JK JK. I don't really know. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Sweetness and friendliness oh and a sense of humor...wait Why isn't there a 64? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Banana Split. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Let me check...yup I’m pretty positive. 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? hmmmm... Arizona Green Tea 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Bleach 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Yes, Clarinet If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. "Best friends through thick and thin! Everyone sees -- who I appear to be I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of what is lurking in it. I am not afraid of heights, I am afraid of falling. I am not afraid of falling in love, I am afraid of not being loved back IN A LIFT: Drop you pen on the floor and stare at it for a long time, trying to get someone to pick it up. When they reach down to get it for you, yell out "That's my pen!" IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!" They laugh because we're losers... People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous! People call us idoits but... what the hell. Their right- Me acting really retarded or is it acting? If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash. The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse. "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous "I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous "Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous "An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous "Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth THINGS TO PONDER: Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Quiz PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 4 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 5 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 5 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 5 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. Total: 2 QUOTES I LOVE: Maximum ride- That my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max "Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max "Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?” Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" (\)_(/) Stupid things! Underlined are the thing's I've done lol. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Funny Phrases Frogs get it easy - they can eat whatever bugs them. You laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same. Roses are red, Violets are blue, & God made me pretty - what happened to you? Loved by some - Hated by many - Envied by most - Yet wanted by plenty All good girls & boys go to heaven that's why I wasn't invited If you need space - join NASA baby! Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege Jeez, you look like you've fallen out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down! I rule so get over it & worship me! Heaven won't have me & hells afraid I'll take over! It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth & prove it Girls are like phones, we like to be held & talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected baby! There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. If the entire world is a stage, why'd I get the part of the psycho? Oops, I didn't mean to hit you...but I'm glad I did I lay awake at night & think to myself... your cute, hot, smart, fun, angelic, naughty & drop dead gorgeous... I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!! Rock's dead! Long live Paper n Scissors! The question isn't 'who are you?' ...the question is 'who am I?' Mommy I want to be a princess! ... Wait, parliament has more power Funny, I had a similar conversation with my wall this morning... If at first you don't succeed you have a failure problem If you are reading between the lines...maybe YOU NEED GLASSES I refuse to answer that question the grounds that I don't know the answer. Lets discuss right & left, you're right, I left A wise man once said " I don't know, go ask a woman" Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from I'm not here to listen, just to criticize. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce One by one the garden gnomes slowly steal my sanity Curiosity didn't kill the cat...curiosity made the kittens! Smoking can really kill a person ... You should try it someday!! Don't follow me; I don't know where I'm going! Ok, ok, ok, ok I understand... Wait, what? DO NOT DISTURB (I'm disturbed enough already.) Why are you reading this?? Who do you think you are? If there ain't any basketball in heaven then I ain't goin' Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, & when I woke up the pillow was gone Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people I was standing in the park, wondering why the Frisbee got bigger as it got closer. Then it hit me. I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel started looking at me funny roses are red, violets are blue ... who cares? So are crayons! It's called skill, get some Your lips keep on moving but all I hear is Blah, Blah, Blah Don't ask me hard questions You caught my eye...Can I have it back please? People say life is short. I say I'm shorter. Not You, Not Now, Not EVER I love...umm lets see...basketball! You thought I was gonna say you! Too bad!! Attitude Out Of Control!! If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, & quacks like a duck, then it is not a dog!! REMINDER: hating me won't make you pretty! Don't follow in my footsteps - I often walk into walls!! I lie all the time - in fact Im lying right now I refuse to star in your psychodrama! OMG! You killed my sister!! How much do I owe u? Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor & jump off it!! Hey look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do Live free! Die proud! Have fun! Play loud! Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself. The voices in my head don't like you. 7 out of 5 of all people do not understand fractions. Mistakes are made, you pay for them then you do it again Just because I live in the city doesnt mean I'm not wild! Everyone deserves to feel pretty... so leave me alone Dinner is not ready! It'll be ready when the smoke alarm goes off! God made special people & I am one of them~~~ I believe in dragons, good men, & other fantasy creatures! Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK. If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age. If you STEAL, steal someone's heart & if you DRINK, drink with me! You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me Your life is just like a math book, you both have problems Jeez! What happened to you? Did you cross the street without looking? Wow! You're so open-minded! Is that how your brain slipped out? I knew the something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun & squirt it into other people's eyes! If you didn't have feet would you ware shoes? Then why do you ware a bra?? Im sorry to announce: this lil hottie's gotta bounce. So with an X & an O - I'm out like whoa! I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant! Roses are red - Violets are blue - Sugar is sweet - & so are you - But the roses are wilting - The violets are dead - The sugar bowl is empty - & so is your head! Do you come with an instruction manual because you're confusing me! Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. Does the noise inside my head bother you? You! Off my planet! I love not being you Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else! Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you! Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you! It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!" When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: "Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" U know what? You need to call 1-800 get-a-life! Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut? Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend. I'd like to cancel my subscription why? Because I'm fed up with your issues! Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. The phone goes green green, so I pink it up & I say yellow you there? Orange you a lil shy to answer?? Your jealousy is my energy?? Really? So that's why I am so hyper! God made all creatures beautiful He just spent a little more time on some of us!! My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Its only funny until some one gets hurt because then it's hilarious! Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. Learn the rules...then break them all! Go away I have enough friends already What happens if you get scared to death... Twice? My mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy! If you mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest TGIF~ Thank God I'm Female GO Ahead! Cry a river! I'll just build a bridge to get ova it My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore. Love is like Texas - don't mess with it. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once! Trying to be popular isn't being true to yourself see it just comes naturally to my girls & me! When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the idiot isn't doing the same thing! When all else fails, look cute Don't lie or cheat ... everything else is a go Its not easy being me but it sure is funny watching people try I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh! Don't be mean unless you gotta! If you gotta then be as mean as you can! I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing Please don't upset me because I'm running outta places to hide the bodies This is an "A, B" conversation, so "C" your way out! Normal people worry me Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory I told my dad I stopped raising hell & he called me a quitter!! In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light! Silence is golden...but shouting is fun! An answer to that nagging question... I let the dogs out!! We are the people your parents warned you about! I'm not shy - I'm just ignoring you If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Be cool - Don't go School 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep You See - You like - You try - You fail meanwhile I see - I like - I want - I get! See my halo...Bright n shiny...Mess with me...I'll kick your hiney What a shame... It looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks! As an older & more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!! I had a dream that I still loved you - I woke up screaming! Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away & you have their shoes. Like what you see?? Call 1-800-YOU WISH! Your village just called, their missing their idiot! I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter. I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!! Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time & annoy the pig! I've always got something to say, if you don't like it stay outta my way!! La La La! I'm not listening to you & I never will! Mirrors don't talk & lucky for you they don't laugh! If life were a box of chocolates I wouldn't eat it!! I didn't ask to be the princess... I asked to the Queen! SMILE! It scares people... My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!! Call me anytime, I won't be home. God made mountains, God made trees, God made you, but we all make mistakes! Madness chases some, but waits for others... Dogs have owners...Cats have staff. My money talks to me, right now it's saying goodbye! never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics if it wasnt for physics and law emforcement i'd be unstoppable Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them You call me a bitch? A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, trees are part of nature and all nature is beautiful. So thanks for the complement! Men are like a deck of cars: you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the bastard. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Famous Last Words Hey, watch this! Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead. What could possibly go wrong? I'll hold it and you light the fuse. I've got a great idea! Where'd you put the bomb? RUN!! Hey, that looks like fun! I wonder what this does... Red or blue, red or blue...? Oh, crap. Why's it bubbling? Guys, you gotta see this! Once you meet me, you KNOW that I'm a GEEK Once you meet me, you KNOW that you will REGRET IT Once you meet me, YOU should TURN AND RUN Once you meet me and IF you like ME, you are AWESOME!! Once you REALLY GOT TO KNOW me, you will LUV me! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Stereotypes s Funny Phobias Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (not us!) Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (as if!) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (poor people who have this!) Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -(That would seriously suck.) Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say? Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. just tell your boss that. yeah i have ergophobia, boss. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (are they afraid of their own name?) Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. uck. Here's all the categories I fall under. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems dont you hate steryotypes? Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile. If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. (YES!) If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile If you've ever fallen off your chair in school put this in your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. u hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love reading, copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile! If Jeb should get his ass kicked by Max copy and paste this to your profile If there are way too many Twilight and Maximum Ride xovers copy and paste this to your profile If you want wings If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you are a 100 percent fan of James Patterson's fictional character 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile. If your friends think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids(and their talking dog), copy and paste this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE!) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile. If you think Dr. Ter Borcht, (from Maximum Ride) should go to rehab, copy and paste this on your pro If you think The Director should go to rehab, copy and paste this on your pro If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer If you think this profile is random, copy and paste this onto your pro to make it randomer If Jeb should get his ass kicked by Max copy and paste this to your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.(Maximum Ride... DUH!) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know more than a few people who should be involved with "accidents") My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (...blame it on the dog) If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE! WOO! If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men(or newspaper people) for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagetors have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (RAP SUCKS!... had to get that out of my system) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) rpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan12Pu3, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, Kyori Uchihaof the sand are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile, PoisionedRoses (most definitly), eaglegal4, MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR, .touch.WARM FUZZIES.touch., wingedvampire4ever For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (it's subconcious) If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is Bunny. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Zeorzia, fangsgirl123, wingedvampire4ever If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Zeorzia, fangsgirl123, wingedvampire4ever Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever started laughing so much that you laugh at your laughter, and can't even remember what you were originally laughing at, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Fang Ride is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well... crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Maximum Ride and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional charecter with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is when you love Fang so much that you almost want to hurt Max if it means getting to him... but then realize how crazy that idea is since she's like... your role model! Crazy is when you trip over grass. Not even real grass. Fake grass. I mean seriously, HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?! Crazy is when you run back home, covered in cuts and brusies and your parents say 'I told you not to go to that play-park'. And you tell them you did it on your way to the park! Crazy is when you not only see purple monkeys, but you make them dislike each other! Crazy is when you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride (mainly Fang) that when you start talking about it, your best friend walks away like she doesnt know you!! Crazy is when you start laughing at something that happened yesterday. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Some people are like slinkys: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that is soooo true. Some people are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright. If you know somone like this as well copy and paste this into your profile. Random Stuff To Fill In The Space: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it." Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. when life gives you lemons make grapefruit juice and let the world wonder how you did it! -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? -dude, we lived! we're livers! never judge a book by it's movie Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... One Friends 1.When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry @#&!! 2.When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 5.When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6.When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. Quotes consist of something sarcastic or smart ass. Like me. "Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight "Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight "Stupid shiny volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight "Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight "I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight "Don't fall in." ~ Edward - Twilight "Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight "This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight "I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight "I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." I was sure he was going bring up some zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed me~Rose-Vampire Academy Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you? ~Cole - Charmed How cute. The great big elder's afraid of the teeny-weeny itsy-witsy baby. ~Barbas - Charmed I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal? ~Piper - Charmed Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it? ~Darryl - Charmed Maximum Ride Quotes I'm Magnet Girl!-Nudge ~Maximum Ride Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds-Max ~Maximum Ride Stop what? Breathing-Fang ~Maximum Ride I’m such a marshmallow-Total ~Maximum Ride Eraser tore my sweater. JERK-Nugde ~Maximum Ride I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer-Max ~Maximum Ride ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?" In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be-Max ~Maximum Ride Gazzy: "What does that mean?" ((points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!)) i feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain-Iggy ~Maximum Ride I look like prep school Barbie.( (looks at Max)) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."-Nudge ~Maximum Ride You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers-Fang ~Maximum Ride Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any vay?" -ter Borcht "You mean, like, besides the wings?" -Nudge "Yes, besides de vings." -ter Borcht "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um ... I once ate 9 Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" -Nudge "Hardly a special talent." -ter Borcht "Yeah? Let's see you do it." -Nudge "I vill now eat nine Snickuhs bahrs, visout bahfing!" -Gazzy (being ter Borcht) "We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max "Oh, good. Yoda captured us!" -Fang "Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max "Does anysing on you vork properly?" -ter Borcht "Well, I have a highly developed sence of irony." -Iggy "You are a liability to vor group. I assume you alvays hold onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" - ter Borcht "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert." -Iggy "Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer." -Max "Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" -Gazzy (being ter Borcht) “Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang “Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator “Can we see him?” –Iggy "Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" -Iggy "It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max "1) Sardonic laughter (always a good one) "Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel "Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max "Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that, maybe." -Max "Total you're black" -Iggy “Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Lauizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Tanglewood 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Amelanoo 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): White Brisk 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Aelogae (I can't say that!) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Celeste bright day in the middle of the night, I PHYSICALLY ABUSE THE CAPS LOCKS BUTTON WHEN REVIEWING!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! If theres something i hate in this world more than the Jane, its red lights and commercials If theres something in this world i love more than Edward its... nope can't think of anything Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. -It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store Love me or hate me personally I could care less -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. I say jump." "I say how high." "You don't say anything. You just jump." Fine the Real Definition F.reaked Out I.nsecure N.uerotic E.motional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Sometimes i wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway Life's tough...Get a helmet I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever! I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned." "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..." "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." "That ain't no etch-n-sketch. That's one little doodle that can't be undid, home skillet." "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for." "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." Some everyday advice Don't be mean to someone unless your in a crappy mood. Start a protest to stop homework, it kills trees. Don't climb a ladder with your shoes untied. If youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile. | |||||||
1. The Flock and the Cullens » reviewsThe Cullens and the Flock meet! What will happen? Will they kill each other or will they join forces? There IS Fax!Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 6-4-09 - Max & Bella2. A Night School for an Avian Hybrid » reviewsMax is marked and now she has to go to the House of Night. Alone. When she's there she meets Zoey Redbird and her friends, the Voice tells her who it is and she has to save the world from Nefret. sorry. this summary sucks. FAX in later chapters.Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 5-4-10 - Max & Zoey R.3. Me and My Past Lives » reviewsShe never knew her father and her mother is dead. Now she figures out that she could be the destroyer or protector of the world. What will she choose? ClaireXShane MyrinXOC/Nicole MichealXEveMorganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-19-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Claire D. & Myrnin
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