
Hi, I'm AEDReaper.
I've known about fanfiction . net for a while i never could sign up until now because i had no email address.
I'm fine with almost any pairing.
I was creeped out by that dream and i sorry if anyone is offended by it.
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I had a weird dream with the pairing Emiliano/Django i never wrote anything.
No matter how much hate, how much spite, how much inability to compromise there are between two beasts;
should a third disturb the fight, the two beasts will always turn on the third in unison.
Aishiteru is japanese for i love youD.O.T.D: 364 days a year, I can't even go to the stinkin grocery store to buy pudding!!
And do you know why?!
AED: Ooh! raises hand Is it because you're HOT?!
D.O.T.D: YES!! Wait...what?
I Want...
my own Geass.
my own Knightmare.
a Suzaku Figma doll
a Cheese-kun plushie.
to learn how to speak and read Japanese.
every single episode of Code Geass.
every single sound episode of Code Geass.
all the Code Geass character songs.
a girl and boy Ashford Academy uniform that I can wear.
purple contacts.
every single volume of the Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion manga.
every single volume of the Code Geass: Suzaku of the Counterattack manga.
to find and own every single volume of the Code Geass: Knightmare of Nunnally manga.
my own Shinigami.
every single episode of Death Note.
every single volume of the Death Note manga.
a replica of Rolo's heart-shaped locket.
a swishy cape just like Zero's.
a Zero mask that I can actually wear.
a Black Knights uniform that I can wear.
a working replica of Lelouch's cellphone.
to live at least a year in Japan.
to finish all of my fanfiction projects.
to buy a new bookshelf.
a car key that looks like Suzaku's Lancelot key.
a Japanese kimono.
to own every single Code Geass video game.
to become a better artist.
to take a formal art class.
the Sims 3 game.
Friends
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with
you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet
you can't resist passing it on.
93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is
someone called them a freak.
If you're part of the 7 percent who will say, "What was your first clue?",
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on
your profile andadd your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have
crushed on:
If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you
copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!",
"CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly
plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy
and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your
profile
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this
into your profile
If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your
profile.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring
out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck
of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in
your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with
yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your
profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than
ever
of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are
crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say
“Are you gonna drink that?”
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why
it's not
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's
not them, it's you.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and cackle as
the world wonders how the hell you pulled that off.
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing? (looks) Ahh!
(Invader Zim)
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
(Gir's head pops out of ceiling)
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!
(Invader Zim)
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
(Invader Zim)
Dib: (gasping) Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down.
(Invader Zim)
Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than ever before!
Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Tallest Purple: Hey!... That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
(Invader Zim)
Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!
Dib: I don't wanna watch that.
Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!
(Invader Zim)
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
(Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later)
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
(continues singing)
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?
(Invader Zim)
Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
(Invader Zim)
Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!
(Invader Zim)
Gir: (Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir) Aww, it likes me.
(Invader Zim)
Soichiro: L is definitely more competent than we are, as we speak, he is out there risking his life to solve this case. (Scene cuts to Light and L playing tennis)
(Death Note)
Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can’t leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it’s broccoli, it’s good for you. Now, open up for the airplane...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!
(Family Guy)