Hello everyone! Welcome to my profile. I don't really have too much to say here, I'm a girl who loves to read, and write (my novel & poems are better than my fanfic. I'm not sure why. I'd love some constructive criticisim) I'm a little crazy, honest, kind, slightly impatient, I worry way too much and I have a good sense of humor.

Quotes from my life

(Johnny in refence to becoming a teen) "Welcome to the age of zits and stupidity!"

(My dance teacher Magley holding up her shoe) "The next person to talk gets it!"

(My friend Taylor) "It's not in my natural taylorness."

(Daniel, talking about Italians.) "And if you don't finish everything on your plate they slap you and say 'What's the matter, don't you like it?"

(Me and my Dad during an action movie) "We want kaboomie! We want Kaboomie!"

(Me and Johnny on fencing) Me: "I want a fencing lesson. I want to be able to cut people to ribbons!" Johnny "That's saber fencing...this is more shish kabobing people." Me "Well shish kabobing then! Just give me a lesson!"

(That sounds so violent...and I can barely kill ants.)

(Me) "Everyone has minions but me! I want some minions!"

(Me) "My dance bag ate my shoes."

(My dance teacher Sam) "The Christmas show is about the revenge of Rudolph." Mrs. Foster: "What, on the other reindeer?" Sam: "The other reindeer, Santa, the guy pretty much just loses it."

(Me) "I have a war with old ladies. They hate me!"

(My mom about me. By the way, I consider this a compliment.) "I could see you joining the peace corps"

(A boy in the younger kids dance class. He wanted us to sit and cross our legs) "Get over here and cross your applesauce!"

Quotes from books/movies

"Congratulations, you just made enemies with one of the most powerful beings in Aleagasia!" -Brom Inheritance cycle, Eragon

"I can show you the door, but you must walk through it yourself" -Morpheous, The Matrix

"And if Antorell tries to stop me, I'll melt him. Pass the salt please." -Cimorene, Enchanted forest cronicles, Calling on Dragons

"You are about as fatale as an after dinner mint!" Brian, Cabaret

"You may throw my hat if you wish" "Aye AYE!" throws hat "Hurrah! "Now go and get it." -CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow and Gibbs

"Did no one come to save me because they missed me?" -Captian Jack Sparrow

"Look, would it save you any trouble if I just gave up and went mad now?" Arthur Dent The Hitckhiker's Guide to the Galexy

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Code of the (FanFiction) Author -

I pledge to do the following within the best of my ability in order to keep my online readers from going bald and collecting bruises on their foreheads.

1) I will always read over my work before posting it so as not to subject anyone to the horrors of grammar really bad, badd spillang messtikes, adn ovbious tpyos.

2) I will not use cht spk 2 rite my fics N lol!

4) I will never have more than three stories going at once. The fact that I don't know where three is supposed to go when counting to ten means nothing.

5) I will always try to keep all of the characters in character, but the emo kid is still going to chase after rainbows and have a smile brighter than the sun because he was totally like that in the canon.

6) I will make sure that any OC's I create are well thought out, have their own personality, and most importantly, aren't Mary Sues; but can I really be blamed if they're just so gosh darn adorable and perfect in every way?

7) I will keep my Author Notes short, and not blather about something for a ridicules amount of time. It's really annoying when people do that, you know? Just continue to rant about something no one actually cares about. I can't believe some authors think that someone is going to bother reading something that is like a hundred paragraphs long and can just be skipped over. I mean, people don't have to read them to understand the story, so why keep talking about something that no one cares about? It's not going to get read and it's just a waste of time to type it all out if nobody reads it. They just keep rambling on and on and on. It makes you want to tear your hair out and bang your head against the computer desk. So why do they do that? I don't know, I'm just glad that I don't ramble on like that.

8) I will not claim that I own any of the books, shows, or games that I write fanfiction for; but only because I can't afford to get sued, not in this economy anyway.

9) I will never rushtheendofastory.

10) I will always complete my fics. Even if it takes me months to update a story, I will never leave a story unfin... To Be Continued Never

Well, hope you enjoy my stories!

Peace,

Sparkle