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Well, hello first of all.

I must warn anyone initially that I am not a very active writer. I write when I have the time, nothing more. I love reviews, but please restrain yourself to constructive ones! If you merely don't like the story, then learn from Bambi: "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all!". My style of writing is developing all the time, so I greatly appreciate comments and advice from other writers or even just critical readers. Thank you very much.

Now on a more cheerful note! :)

My name is one for you to take a wild guess on but feel free to make up nicknames for me as you wish. For lack of more information, however, feel free to call me Kitsune (japanese for fox) or, somewhat more easily, just Kit. I'm a slightly crazy and hormonal girl so forgive my hyperactiveness, but aside from just bursting out into random fits of frakotic-ness I enjoy sports, films, reading, manga and any form of erotica (which is why I write it myself). I also dearly love my boyfriend (I love you, Ookami!!)
My parents are not to be mentioned on this list.

My favourite pairings for:
Naruto: SasuNaru // KakaIru // SasuSaku (I don't really like Sakura but Sasuke is SO HOT) // NaruHina (This one is relatively rare for me...) // KibaHina (This one is really rare for me...)
Inu Yasha: MiroSan // InuKago // SessRin (Only if Rin is adult though...) // KougaKago (...only if I'm in a REALLY freaky mood...)
Beyblade: Ray/Mariah (So cute!!) // Kai/...most people really... (Gosh he's hot!!)
Crossovers/OC: Kakashi/anyone!! (If only you were mine Kashi-kun...)

About my penname:
Romantic - Based on the fact that most of my stories are highly likely to either be romantic, if not erotic, or at least contain some romance.
Voltaire - This is the same name used by the French author François-Marie Arouet, who was a 18th century French deist, philosopher and Enlightenment writer. I am myself a philosophy-student and, more importantly, admire this writer's work.

About my writing:
Most of what I write will most likely be one-shots, although I am currently also working on a longer project which I just might decide to publish as well.
My rating system is very easy to understand; if it's M, then there WILL be sex. Don't like, don't read. Otherwise, I guess I will give warnings of strong use of language or others, for I don't really see the point in making a story M-rated if it only contains a bit of swearing and violence.
I do also enjoy poetry and drama a lot, so there might be some plays or poems coming up...
I have also come to the conclusion that, as so many people I write reviews for reply to mine, I shall from now on reply to every single review I get (as soon as I can). Call it a belated newyear's resolution.

Happy reading!!

~Kit

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じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

Me at dinner the other day: "Tea isn't quite my cup of tea. Really. It isn't."

Ellie-Kitty at lunch during the last day of term: "...why don't sheep shrink when it rains? HEY, I'M SERIOUS!"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I, RomanticVoltaire, am a girl myself and reading this made me cry. I could never do this to my male friends. NEVER. They mean the world to me... they are my family. My current boyfriend and I started out as friends as well, but now we've been together for 2 years. All you girls who know that the situation described in this bit of writing is wrong... Do it for your boyfriends, your male friends, your girl friends.
Do it for yourselves.

Life is precious

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more life that will never love...

If you're a girl and you've ever
beaten a guy in an arm wrestle,
copy the Flaming Heart of Youthfulness
into your profile!
(sorry girls only)
(SOUNDS LIKE GAI-SENSEI!! )

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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at http://www.semeuke.com

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.