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since: 06-04-09, id: 1958232, Profile Updated: 11-18-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and James Bond.

My name is Kristina and i am 17 years old. I live in england and i love reading hence the reason i have joined this site. My favourite books include Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, Inkheart Triology, The Darren Shan Saga, The Vampire Diaries, The Night World, Young Bond, Alex Rider, The Mortal Instruments and many more. I also enjoy watching Primeval, Doctor Who (and am currently writing my own book), Torchwood, Ashes to Ashes, Demons, Supernatural, Merlin, House MD and Mentalist. i spend most of my time either reading, writing, taking quizes on quibblo.com, on here and playing on my game systems. Some of my favourite games are the pokemon ones, harry potter, the sims and hotel dusk. if anyone wishes to talk to me they can add me on msn or find me on facebook using my msn address : kristinaphillips@msn.com

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i just realised something today while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Harry and Hermione are trying to get Buckbeak to move Hermione gives him a dead ferret and says the line "Here bUCKBEAK SOME NICE DEAD FERRET" now i burst out laughing at this because of the whole DRACO = FERRET incident in the fourth book and the fact that Buckbeak broke Dracos arm . i am my mad or does any1 else see the funny side? lol

ok im a big fan of the books and the sixth film completely pissed me of a) THE BURROW SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN BURNT DOWN- THERES MEANT TO BE A WEDDING THERE, B) Bill and Fleur are together - no mention whatsoever in the film, c) bill gets attacked by Fenir - Molly and Fleur have a moment. d) harry and Ginny breakup - harry protecting Ginny. im in a state of mind where i might not bother going to see the seventh films. bloody hell the games are closer to the books than the films

oh and my profile pic, my friend nickey did it for me :) i love her for it,

Blaise is male!! hes the one opposite Draco on the train in the 6th film and he has a secret crush on Ginny- sixth book Pansy winds him up about it.

LONG LIVE VOLDY!!

HELP: I READ A STORY A WHILE AGO, ITS A DRACO/HERMIONE THATS BASED ON HERMIONES FATHER REMARRING BLAISES MOTHER PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT!!

MY FAB CHARACTERS WHO I JUST LOVE and why:

Bellatrix Lestrange: Ok she is just plain awsume and i love the fact that in Order of the Phoenix she actually showed a little remorse for killing her cousin.

Draco Malfoy: Come on who doesn't love a bad boy? and omg i love the fact that he seems to be so misunderstood

The Dark Lord(aka my father): He wasn't loved its not his fault, blame his father - he does :)

Hermione Granger: We are so alike - i love books and reading and i want to do well in school and i would never skive a lesson - well without good reason such as the teacher hates me but yea thats a long story

Lupin: He seems so understanding why did he have to die

Sirius: OK i swear he is still alive, he aint dead- no body was found

Lucius Malfoy: i dnt know why but i just do

Forge AND GRED(weasley twins): for what they did to Professor Umbridge :)

Narcissa: she gave us Draco :)

People I HATE:

Ronald Weasley: ok i hate how he treats Hermione and hes a fucking Hyprocite- he yells at Hermione for going with Vicky(Viktor) yet he asked Fleur

Pansy Parkinson: what a slut

UMBRIDGE: SHE HAS NOT TASTE IN FASHION, SHES MENTAL AND I SWEAR IF I WAS AT HOGWARTS WITH HER I WOULD OF STABBED HER :)

MY FAVOURITE HOGWARTS COUPLES:

Draco and Hermione- theres so much sexual tension

Ginny and Blaise - such a cute couple

Hermione and Blaise - it works

Ginny and Draco- if Hermione and Blaise

Hermione and Lucius - a bit disturbing but i've read some good fanfics about these two

Snape and McGonagol - ha house unity

Ron and Luna- aww Luna rocks

Bella and Voldy - both evil both awsume

Voldy and Hermione - Naughty Hermione

Harry and Luna- thestrals

Ron and Pansy - it started as revenge

Me and Draco

Me and Blaise

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah...what do these mean?)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
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I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
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I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

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1. The Truth About The Gryffindor Princess » reviews
Hermione has a secret, she is actually a Malfoy, Draco's twin sister, shes been spying on Harry and Ron. shes had enough of being a mudblood and wants to be in slytherin where she belongs, EVIL HERMIONE, EVIL SNAPE,EVIL DRACO, EVIL BLAISE..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-2-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
2. Luna and the Gruffalos reviews
Luna tries to warn everyone about the Gruffalos but nobody believes her.. enjoy sorry its a short summary but the story gets better and i dont want to give anything away x
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-09 - Luna L.
3. Hidden Motives reviews
Set in the Third Year, everything up until the punch happened. Hermione has a secret. i suck at summaries and i dont want to ruin the story. rated M for sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-23-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
4. STAR CROSSED LOVERS reviews
this is in response to Star’s Alternative Yule Ball Challenge BLAISE AND HERMIONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-09 - Hermione G. & Blaise Z. - Complete
5. Moonraker: Love comes in many forms
what happened after Jaws and Dolly saved James Bond? find out
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete
6. Dark Daughters reviews
During the summer before 5th Year, Ginny decides to spent some time at Hermione's house, they learn the truth and fall in love Hermione Draco, Ginny Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-19-09 - Hermione G. & Ginny W.
7. THE HEARTBREAK OF LOVE reviews
how does hermione feel when shes sees ron and lavender kiss -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-09 - Hermione G.
8. Wanderers Of Ringwood Forest » reviews
This is Martha and Doctors adventure. They turn up in the quiet village of alderholt to find a devestating disaster upon the doors
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 6-8-09 - 10th Doctor & Martha J.
9. Kissing In The Rain » reviews
rain begins to fall over the hogwarts grounds - both draco and hermione are facinated by the rain, draco has a secret that only blaise knws blaise also has a secret that only draco knws. can this rain bring these slytherins to the girls they love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-17-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
10. My Dream, reviews
ok this is based on a dream i had and ok it has a lot of twists in it, its also kinda rude. the first chapter is my dream with some added bits the dark lords hideout described is that from Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Rings.Mines of Moria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-09 - Draco M. & OC
11. Red and Green reviews
Dumbledores gone mad, he's only gone and made harry, ginny, ron and hermione have to live with draco, blasie, pansy and millicent just to promote house unity or did he have something else in mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-7-09
12. CARMEL reviews
well this is based on my weird fantasies of i went to hogwarts with the golden trio and the slytherine sex god: the story is told from my POV and thou my first name is my actual name the middle and last arent so yea enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-09 - Draco M. & OC
13. Taylor Swift reviews
Bascially a bunch of HARRY POTTER one shots done to Taylor Swift songs, including Love Story and Tear Drops on my Guitar. Mainly Dramiones and done from Hermiones POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-23-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.