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Profile Currently Under Construction

-cue whirring of drills, hammers on wood, and jack hammers-

Thank you for visiting my profile! Come in, come in, have a seat! What do you take? Tea, water, soda? Why yes, I have lost weight, thank you for noticing. Are you comfortable? Let me fluff that pillow for you. No, no, it's no trouble at all. Would like some cookies? I baked 'em myself. Sure, I'll write down the recipe for you! What's that? Oh, the bathroom is just down the hall, last door on the left. You're back just in time, I got the lasagna out of the oven. You're a vegetarian? Don't worry, I made another just in case you were. Would you like dessert? Here, have the biggest piece. Oh, no, it's no trouble. Aw, leaving so soon? Can't you stay a little longer? Well, thank you very much for visiting. Bye!

Name: Err...moving on.

Country: Canada, oh?...Or eh? We're supposed to say "eh", right?

Age: Old enough to have owned a Nintendo NES.

Relationship Status:
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] Mentally dating a celebrity who has no idea I exist

Favourite Color: Is...is this really important, I don't -

Favourite Animal: Wait, wait, wait, I didn't even get to answer the color ques -

If you were a tree, which kind would you be: Uh...oak, I guess, but what does that -

Why: I don't know, it was the first tree I thought of.

Dream: Oh! Wait, I know this one! To write actual books someday.

Greatest Achievement to Date: Err...moving on!

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UPDATE: For those curious, I have not abandoned "The Reason to be Jolly"! I've been caught up with work and a lot of projects that needed catching up on, but I have every intention of finishing all of the stories that I start, never fear!