hey!! i love twilight, harry potter , and the southern vampire series. My fav twilight characters are jasper and emmett, and my fav southern vampire character is bubba. he deserves more exposure. i don't really have a fav harry potter character, but when i did like one, they ended up dying in the nxt book. the thing i most want is for stephanie meyer to write another twilight book, one where they get the volturi and end their reign. my fav vacation place is niagara falls, n.y., and i can't wait to go there this summer!! The things i hate the most are flamers, wanna-bes, and soppy love story fanfics. seriously, all of them need to get a life!!Lolz, 4 all u fellow hp fans, i saw the movie and if u want hp laughs, go on youtube and find 'the potter puppet pals' start by watching the mysterious ticking noise, it High-larious!!

Hey all y'all waiting for more on mike Newtons i-pod! Chappy 4 is up!! Vote on my polls for the other stories!! And please comment on my profile page, especially the 10 characters thing down by the bottom!! ILY ALL! UNLESS U H8 ME!! Then ily even more!! Weird, right?

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(")and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are~~AGAINST CHILD ABUSE ~~ baCk iT uPP ~XxX Child Abuse XxX~

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

type your name w/ your knuckles:letdgoin2twoilightt(close, but no cigar)

type your name w/ your tongue: letsgoin2wilihgt

type your name w/ your elbows: letsgoiun2tight(dang, thats hard)

If you know you are addicted to fanfiction...copy/paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this, copy this onto your profile, and see if others can read it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profilef you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If Irony or Sarcasm is your middle name (Or you’ve made it your unofficial first name), copy and paste this into your profile

NINE OUT OF TEN TEENAGERS HAVE TRIED SMOKING POT. IF YOU LIKE MUFFINS, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

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Share this dragon.
If you do,
lucky end for
them and you.

(kudos if you know where that's from)

Harry Potter. Copy and paste this into your profile if you had a spazz attack of joy when you read the aforementioned name.

If you've ever misheard someone say something, and replied something stupid back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't really like Zac Efron, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to come up with more clever things to put here, but can't think of any right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say LOL out loud a lot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anticipating something big, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're supposed to wear glasses but actually don't wear them much, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a '90s kid, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate, DragonWriter444, letsgoin2twilight,

Some people don't believe in Magic.
Some people don't believe in God.
Some people don't believe in Bending.
...Me?
...I don't believe in Science.
COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF YOUR IMAGINATION!

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF RANDOM!

it's ok pluto; i'm not a planet either.

DRUG USE IS LIFE ABUSE! If you D.A.R.E. to stand up to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile!

Discrimination is not okay. Discrimination is never okay.
It doesn't matter someone's race, gender, colour, creed, beliefs or practices;
No matter what they look like, sound like, or act like, they are STILL HUMAN BEINGS!
Remember the Golden Rule: Treat your neighbor as you want to be treated.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe discrimination of any kind is wrong.

If you believe labels are for soup cans, copy and paste this into your profile.

List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1) Fred weasley (tears)

2) Arthur weasley (what exactly is the function of a rubber ducky?)

3) Dumbledore(more tears)

4) Lupin(sob)

5) Tonks(full out crying)

6) SNAPE!!(hysterical sobs)

7) Voldy(Admitted to insane asylum for crying)

8) Sirius(Notice something about the sob list?)

9) Draco!! (fans self)

10) DOBBY!!(why dobby? take me instead!!)

Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Like romance? shudder - That is wrong on so many levels (NO).

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I am so not-throw up uggghhhh. just soo wrong.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Umm, if snape got fred pregnant? I think that, that molly would shot herself. I dont think it's even possible. i hope not. Excuse me, i need to do some research

Do you recall any good fics about nine?

yes, like the one where dracos a Veela and hermione is his soul mate!

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Yes. Not! because Voldy and arthur are sooo hot for each other, right? That is soo- I dont even need to say it.

Four/eight or four/nine?

Lupin and sirius or lupin and draco? Am i doing this right?

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were having a secret relationship?

Oh. My. God. I guess voldy wouldn't be too happy that Dumbledore and Sirius were gettin' it on. But neither would they. Umm, i guess he'd want to kill them even more. And they'd help him kill themselves. I mean, how wrong can you get?

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Arthur/Snape: Arthur forgives snape for all the injustices he's done to this world, and they become close. Or so Arthur thought. Snape once again goes back to Voldy, and in the Final Battle, as Snape is Dying, It is Arthur who finds him. Will Arthur Help save his ex-freind, or watch him die?

Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fred/Tonks: Losing our Battles.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Lupin/throw up Fred: a gay one. Plain and simple. Who would write thta? No, I wouldnt even use a plot, I'd shot myself before typing the first letter.do those exist? Lemme check...Thank god, there are none that i can find!!

Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine?

Draco/Voldy: Omg, i dont even know anyone that sick! gaggagagagagag!!

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

You raise me up, th original version song by Bette Midler, cuz Dobby gave us strength. excuse me, i need to go cry.

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold.

…In remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

List 10 fave twilight characters in random order:

1)Jazzy!
2)emmett
3)charlie
4)rose
5)esme
6)james( i know, I'm evil!)
7) carlisle
8) eddiekins
9)mike(i feel bad for him)
10)ALICE!!

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
yeah, I'm not that messed up.
Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
ewww no! he's like 50! ewwwie!
What would happen if 6 got 1 preggers?
I'd gag. and wonder how's it's possible. Then i'd gag again! =p
do you recall any good fics about 9?
yes, everyone writes them, even me!go mike newtons i-pod!!
would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
No way in fing he double hockey sticks. it might be funny though.
4/8 or 4/9?
Hmmm, i wonder? 4/8 i guess, i wonder how edward would have turned out with Rose...
what would happen if 7 dicovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
Like me, carlisle would gag. And he would be worried, cuz thats his doughter in laws dad!
Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fanfic
Emmett/james: Emmett finds out that james is alive and well, and after him. Will emmett be able to get away from the tracker and his new army?
Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
Esme/jasper: back to our pasts
What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
umm, rose wants jasper... it would definitly be humor. and hurt/comfort, because jazz would reject her.
does anyone on your freinds list read 7/9?
again, I dont know anyone quite that sick.
If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
for alice, i'd pick a song about shopping, like shoes.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

XoX

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. -I think it's sweet!-

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand

- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.

If you've ever just stared at the internet screen not doing anything and felt like youve accomplished something, copy and paste this into your profile.

if youve ever wanted to come up with one of these, but never thought of something good, copy and paste this into your profile(by letsgoin2twilight)

Randomrandomrandomrandomrandomrandom. i was just being random. haha lolz random!!

If you secretly love people like micheal Jackson, and think that disney channel is still good, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, Tinatheturtle,doubletime twins,TwilightFreak84,letsgoin2twilight