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since: 06-05-09, id: 1959552, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 56 stories for Labyrinth, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Discworld, Good Omens, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Phantom of the Opera, Torchwood, Mentalist, Looking For Alaska, John Green, and Paper Towns.

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1. Grey Hair and Glasses reviews
Amy and Rory Pond are the Doctor's best friends, but they're humans, and humans age. He's never had that happen before while he was around. They've always been young for him. Just a short one-shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-12 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
2. John's Sudoku reviews
John gets food poisoning in the middle of a case. His best friend takes up the task of nurse, much to John's chagrin. Crack fic, Johnlock if you squint. Set sometime in/around series one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-4-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
3. He had Planned to Die reviews
Set at the end of-to-post Reichenbach from Sherlock's Point of View. Mentions of John/Sherlock. "Sherlock Holmes had not intended to survive the fall of the hospital building..." Features Mycroft!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-3-12 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete
4. Angels of the Disc » reviews
Nine's directional senses lead him astray and he lands the TARDIS in Discworld, throwing him, Rose and Jack in a world that is nothing like home, but familiar. But trouble lurks: people are disappearing in Ankh-Morpork.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,863 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-2-12 - Published: 11-12-10 - 9th Doctor & Sam Vimes - Complete
5. Train Ride Home reviews
This is me ignoring JK Rowling's canon world and sending Harry, Ron and Hermione to Hogwarts for their last year of school. Bittersweet, with appearences from Ginny, Luna, and Neville. A short AU one shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-12 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
6. Saved » reviews
A fix-it fic for River and the Doctor. Multi-Chapter, featuring Amy and Rory. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-25-12 - Published: 3-22-12 - River Song/Melody P. III
7. Growing Up in the TARDIS » reviews
This will be a bundle of AU one-shots about what would happen if Melody Pond was saved when she was a baby and was raised in the TARDIS. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 11-22-11 - 11th Doctor & Melody P.
8. The Scent of Christmas reviews
A Christmas fic-Happy Holidays to everyone! Amy's got a new perfume out for the season.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
9. Thanksgiving With The Ponds » reviews
The Doctor decides that he and Canton are having Thanksgiving dinner with the Pond family! My first thanks to the 2000 readers of last month. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-23-11 - Published: 11-21-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III
10. Nobody reviews
Margo expects to be alone in her paper town, but when she parks in the barn to get out of the rain, three people get out of a big blue box. Please read and review! One swear, fair warning.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Paper Towns - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-11 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
11. Spoiled reviews
My first River/11 fic since the Wedding of River Song, so please read and review! The Doctor appears at River's cell after Day of the Moon and her last kiss.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
12. Not Talking reviews
Rory knew that he and Amy weren't talking; they were saying a lot of things, but they weren't talking. My thanks to the 2000 readers of last month! Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
13. The Doctor's Facebook Page reviews
Set between A Christmas Carol and The Impossible Astronaut, from Rory's POV. Thanks to the 2000 readers I got last month! Amy/Rory, slight Doctor/River. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-11 - 11th Doctor - Complete
14. Tick Tock Goes The Clock reviews
My version of the creepy nursery rhyme; no spoilers, except the teasers for The Wedding of River Song. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete
15. University Visit » reviews
River doesn't mind the Doctor's surprise visits, but she's going to shoot the Daleks if they mess up her exam schedule...My thanks to the 1000 visitors to my stories last month! Please read and review! Rather AU as of Let's Kill Hitler...Thanks Moffat!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-28-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
16. Lipstick reviews
A 'The Girl Who Waited' ficlet, based on the question of why Amy kept the lipstick. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-11 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
17. Starting Again reviews
A ficlet set just after the end of the God Complex about Amy and Rory's response to the Doctor's getaway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
18. The Price the Universe Asked reviews
A 'The Girl Who Waited' fic about what happened after Amy woke up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-11 - Rory W. & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
19. Story Time » reviews
"Every night, when the storyteller sat down in his storytelling chair, the girl asked for a story." Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 8-23-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
20. A First And A Last reviews
The first and last time River says something important to the Doctor. Hurt/Comfort and romantic, but also humor. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
21. The Worst reviews
"The problem with Rory was that he was a good boyfriend." Amy's problem is that she doesn't believe she's good enough for him. Amy/Rory fic with thanks to the 1,739 visitors to my stories last month! Please Read and Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
22. A Change in the Dynamic reviews
Once you found out that you were kissing your best friend's daughter, it seems a bit inappropriate to do it again...even if she has other plans. Doctor/River shipping! Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
23. Later reviews
"You took me to Derillium. To see the Singing Towers." River told the Doctor before she died before his eyes. He dreads the day that will come. But he will always put it off until later, no matter how much she asks. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
24. A Good Death reviews
A quick ficlet about Jack and his feelings concerning his first death. Revolves around The Parting of Ways and Utopia. My thanks to the 1000 readers I got in May!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-11 - Jack H. - Complete
25. Not As Friends reviews
Amelia Pond made Rory nervous, but he wasn't always certain why. Right now it was probably because he was going to ask her to his last school dance. Amy/Rory fluff! Thanks to last month's 1000 visitors to my stories! Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-11 - Rory W. & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
26. Saving the Princesses reviews
Amy Pond heard that Disney wasn't planning on making anymore Princess movies in the near future. And she heard little Amelia Pond screaming in protest. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-20-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor
27. Karen and the Babes reviews
Bit of a crack fic that I was inspired to write after seeing the BBCAmerica interview after the New York book signing on youtube. Amy wants to start a band. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
28. A Blue TARDIS at Red Sunset » reviews
The CBI team are working a crime scene when Lisbon decides that they will need help on this case. She calls the one person she can think of...the Doctor. Now Jane and The Doctor are going to have to work together to solve a case. Please read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,937 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-31-11 - Published: 11-24-10 - 11th Doctor & Patrick J.
29. The Reason for Rio reviews
Why Rio? Amy really wanted to see a planet...so why would she settle for Earth? A 100 word one-shot on my belief on her reasoning and the time lord behind it. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete
30. It Could Have Been reviews
Time Lords dream too. A ficlet set right after Amy's Choice
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-11 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
31. Run! reviews
Alaska and the Doctor have one word in common, one verb that they live by: Run. Alaska met the Doctor when she was only eight, and he told her to run. Then he left, but he didn't come back in time. Please read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-11 - 9th Doctor & Alaska - Complete
32. Cry No More reviews
My views on how the Doctor views his companions. Short ficlet for a friend!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-11 - Complete
33. Back of the Penny reviews
A comparison study between the Master and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-11 - The Master - Complete
34. Of Canines and Marsupials reviews
The Doctor, The Ponds, and River Song are all turned into animals because the Doctor wanted to see what happened when a button was hit. Crack Fic, just for fun. Please read and review! marsupials
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
35. University Acceptance reviews
Rory's always well, almost always wanted to be a Doctor. He just has to get into the university he wants...and he doesn't know how he would be able to handle waiting if Amy Pond wasn't always at his house to wait with him. Sweet Amy/Rory. Read and Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-11 - Rory W. & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
36. Nice is a Nice Place to Meet reviews
Set after Runaway Bride-Donna decides to go traveling, like she told the Doctor, so she goes to France-and sees a blue police box on a corner. But a man that she's never seen before is the only one to exit it. Please read and review! Donna meets Nine!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-23-10 - Donna N. & 9th Doctor - Complete
37. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas reviews
AChangableMask and Goblindreamer present a gift to all readers out there-A Drunk Doctor singing Christmas Carols! Please read and review! Based off of the video of the Doctor Who cast singing 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas'. T for inebriation.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-10 - 11th Doctor - Complete
38. What Do You Do? reviews
Set between Vincent and The Doctor and The Lodger. Amy is lonely, and cries for no reason whatsoever. Sometimes you want somebody to tell you everything will be fine, even if it won't be. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-10 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete
39. Being You » reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale go on vacation in America-and a comment by a teen girl make them re-evaluate their relationship. Which means they start dating. Drinking, Dancing, and Fish included! MILD SLASH! Please Review! Rating because I worry! Now complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-30-10 - Published: 10-27-10 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete
40. Your Fault, Doctor reviews
The Doctor and Amy are in some sort of trouble, he is worrying about her, and it's his fault this time...Please read! Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
41. Quick Meeting reviews
Eleven pops in on Jack, bringing along Amy and Rory. Just a quick one-shot of how I imagined a meeting between them all. Please read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-10 - 11th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
42. How Do You Feel About Dancing? reviews
River asked the Doctor, and then proposed they go to a party, bringing along Amy and Rory. Of course, it wouldn't be fun if everything went as planned... Rory/Amy, and if read that way 11/River. Please Read and Review! Lighthearted fun!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-10 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
43. Bad Dog reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory are travel through London and they find a dog running around: the dog belongs to one Jackie Tyler. Please Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-10 - 11th Doctor - Complete
44. What is the TARDIS doing in my Chemisty Class? » reviews
This is a prompt given to me by a dear friend. The TARDIS appears in an American high school chemistry class. A bit of madness ensues, and three teenagers sneak aboard. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 10-1-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete
45. The Day The Saucers Came
The world is in danger. The 10th Doctor and Donna are on their way. Based on Neil Gaiman's 'The Day The Saucers Came'. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Published: 9-25-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
46. The Apprentice's Apprentices » reviews
16 years after defeating Morgana, Balthazar decides Dave needs an apprentice or two. Instead of searching far and wide, Becky comes up with a much better idea. Please read and review! **CURRENTLY ON HIATUS!**
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 8-5-10 - Dave S. & Balthazar B.
47. The Morning After reviews
Crowley woke up to Sunshine on his face, the gentle cooing of a bird through his window and the smell of..breakfast? This is what happened before the 11:30 meeting at the park. NO SLASH.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-10 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete
48. Young Sam's Teacher reviews
Sybil is looking for someone to teach Young Sam, and has brought Sam to interview everyone's favorite teacher...Susan! This is a one-shot of the interview. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-1-10 - Susan Sto Helit & Sam Vimes - Complete
49. Bloody Stupid Johnson's Apprentice reviews
He had to have one, right? It's very short, and a one-shot. I don't know what else to say. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-1-10 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
50. Thirteen Hours » reviews
It's a normal day for Sarah, until she gets a gift from The Goblin King himself. What happens when she needs his help? This is their first Thirteen Hours together. please read and Review! Now complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-25-10 - Published: 6-11-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
51. Never Have I Ever reviews
I have taken Jareth and Erik from their normal, everyday lives, and they will be forced to play games-like Never Have I Ever. Rated K for mild swears and mild violence. Read and Review, please!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-18-10 - Jareth
52. Happily everDon't say it! » reviews
Sally pushed Carrot to propose to Angua and neatly fixes things so that Angua has no real way to say no. Not, of course, that she doesn't want to say yes. But a human and a werewolf? It'd never work...especially if you don't try...Read and Review! Please
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-10-10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Carrot & Angua - Complete
53. Han Solo vs Jareth The Goblin King reviews
What would happen if one placed the ever arrogant Han Solo and the ever Pompous Goblin king in one room? Alone? One entirely epic conversation, of course! With overtones of arrogance and a loss of logic. Read and Review! Rated T for Jareth!
Crossover - Star Wars & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Han S. & Jareth - Complete
54. The Goblin King offers his opinion on » reviews
Just what the title says. This is the Goblin King's opinion on many things. Please R&R! If you have a topic on which you want Jareth's Opinion, please ask! New Chapter up!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 8-11-09 - Jareth
55. Snape's death reviews
A poem written from the point of view of Severus Snape as he lays dying in the Seventh Harry Potter Book. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-26-09 - Severus S. - Complete
56. Of Leather Jackets reviews
Sarah becomes sort of angsty and wishes she hadn't defeated Jareth. Her best friend Lilly helps her out. This is my first story so read and review, Please!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete