Hi peoples!

My name is Paula, and I'm an absolutely huge Twilight fan!

Okay, that didn't really make sense, did it?

But oh well;

I think I've read each book of the Twilight Saga at least sixtyfive times, it's been the only books I've ever read for quite a long time, school related does not count.

I've broken that just recently, when I read How to Hook a Hottie at the Public Library, I was looking for New Moon at first but they didn't have it.:

Anyways, my favorite author after Stephenie Meyer is LassyLauren. She is a very talented girl, and she has a FanFiction, I am a huge fan of her fiction.; Her URL is obviously http://fanfiction.net/~lassylauren, and her YouTube is http://youtube.com/lassylauren.

She inspired me to write Fanfiction stories, and well, here ya go!

In real life, I don't cuss or talk about sex too much. But I'm no idiot, and sex talk and cuss words are actually really appealing to many, many readers. It makes stories very interesting. But I will make a Fanfiction, a clean fanfiction, where I will not have any, um well I forgot what the word I was thinking about, but I won't have any sex stuff or cuss words or anything. Just imagination.

And I really am sorry for disappointing any of you with my stories. I know they aren't as good as I try to be, and I'll try to get better. I appreciate criticism, because it helps me improve my next story/chapter, but it does hurt a little if you aren't nice. So please try to make your reviews have at least one thing nice.

1. My stories are my stories. Let me know what I could do to make it better, or how I could make it more interesting, but do not tell me what I'm doing wrong. There are no rules to writing, and I am just using my imagination. I know I am not getting all the facts right, and I am not the best speller or grammar-person-thingy, but that's just me, and you just need to bear with me. But don't get me wrong, I want to know why you don't like it, but don't make it seem like I don't have writing talent.

2. When you do tell me what I am doing wrong, you need to include something that I am doing right. I don't want reviews revolving only around how bad my story is. Tell me that I need to have more humor, but add that I am doing a great job at keeping you hanging.

3. If you don't like my story, tell me why you don't like it. If you can't think of anything I'm not good at, just make up something stupid like my grammar and punctuation is good. If you just say that you hate my stories and I will never get far and that you don't have anything nice to say about my stories, then you have no heart and you are very rude. Not being judgemental, but that is just the impression you are having on me.

4. If you love my stories, thank you very much! I want lots of reviews, please, because I do have a conceited side, and I like praise. It also helps boost my confidence, and I like reading the nice things you have to say to me.

So yeah. If you still aren't sure what I want or do not want, (moron, jk jk) here are some examples of good cmts and bad cmts. And yes, I just made them up:

"OMG I love your story! I kind of wish that Mike and Jacob hadn't gotten into the fight though. Too much drama. I would like the story better if you make Mike just back off. Can't wait for the next one!" Thanks for telling me what you want to read.

"I loved how Mike is being like Jacob and Jacob is being like Edward. I think it would be so much more heated if Jacob started liking another girl or something. All right that's all I have to say well bye! And keep writing!" I liked how you gave me suggestions as to what I should write. Thanks for the support.

"I don't like this story because it is too obvious what happens. Of course Erin is gonna end up with Justin! And Angela will get dumped and then Erin is going to become a vampire in the end! Where is the fun in this story, if everything is too predictable? I hope there are better cliffhangers in this story, try not to make it too obvious." I'm glad you told me why you don't like it, thank you for telling me what I could do to make the next chapters better.

Baaaad Sheep Comments:

"I don't like this story because it doesn't make sense that Mike and Jacob has a fight because there's just no sense to it." Tell me why there's no sense to it. What is so wrong with Mike and Jacob having a fight? I need to know these things!

"You aren't doing anything right! Why does Bella even fall in love with Jacob? She should be hard to get at first, I hate this story!" Wow, that's so supportive. Why are you telling me that I am not doing it right? If it's so bad, why don't you just make your own story?

"I like this story but I've read better." Okayyy? Tell me why you don't think my story is the best. How am I supposed to make it better if I don't even know how?

Thanks for all the good reviews I am getting, and please review some more!

PS ILY;